THERE ARE NONE!

Well, that's not entirely true... we just had a NARP last weekend and we're currently planning some other fun things to do, like a group laser tag and arcade outing, Rock Band 2 parties, and general drunken mayhem... If you're under 21, don't worry, we still want you to hang out with us.

So if you'd like to cause some disarray with your fellow Dtoiders in the greater Oregon and SW Washington area, shoot me an email at and I'll add you to our wonderful google group. From there, we plan and discuss our various parties and NARPs over email.

I promise I'll only rape you if you're between the ages of 9-15.

YES YES I KNOW, It's already evening, but better late than never, amirite?

Soooo tomorrow afternoon some of the Portland robots are going to get together for a wonderful time of drinking heavily and making asses of ourselves while playing Rock Band. If you happen to be from the area, and have tomorrow afternoon free, THEN JOIN IN!

To hop in on the fun, just send an email to me, king3vbo, at . Please don't send a PM to this NARP group, because it won't get noticed.

My fellow robots, do you wish you lived in Portland, OR? I bet you do. If you don't, then you suck. Its in the Bible. Seriously. And the Bible never lies. But I digress...

This is the official DtoidPDX group, where us Oregonians, and anyone else in the general vicinity, can get together and hang out. We have a few solid members at the moment, but are always looking to grow. Drunken NARPs, drunken Rock Band at Ground Kontrol, drunken Wunderland raids, and DjMegaMatX's kick ass shitty movie parties are just a few of the JAWESOME activities that will be had.

If you want to get in on the epic win, send king3vbo a PM or email him thusly: evanburkey <at> gmail.

And to all the haters, we have a streetcar... A STREETCAR!