Yeah, this pretty much sums Dtoid Portland up

Ladies and germs,

It's January again, and that means it's time for the annual DtoidNW/Portland NARPCastle, a weekend of gaming, bad movies, and sexually suggestive Rock Band songs held in our secret lair deep inside Oregon. This super awesome party of good times and tasty treats is our big Pacific Northwest party that we throw every year (because doing it 2 years in a row makes it annual), and we would love to have all our Dtoid buddies show up!

If you're interested, the party runs from Jan 21-23. Feel free to drop in and drop out when you need to, but the rockin don't stop till the neighbors complain or Lost Crichton takes his shirt off... ok actually that's when it begins.

To find out the details of this party and to join our awesome group in general, you can hook up at either the Dtoid Portland Google Groups or the Dtoid Northwest Google Groups. If you're feeling really adventurous, join both! All we ask is that you put your Dtoid username in the notes section when joining, so we know who you are.

THERE ARE NONE!

Well, that's not entirely true... we just had a NARP last weekend and we're currently planning some other fun things to do, like a group laser tag and arcade outing, Rock Band 2 parties, and general drunken mayhem... If you're under 21, don't worry, we still want you to hang out with us.

So if you'd like to cause some disarray with your fellow Dtoiders in the greater Oregon and SW Washington area, shoot me an email at and I'll add you to our wonderful google group. From there, we plan and discuss our various parties and NARPs over email.

I promise I'll only rape you if you're between the ages of 9-15.

YES YES I KNOW, It's already evening, but better late than never, amirite?

Soooo tomorrow afternoon some of the Portland robots are going to get together for a wonderful time of drinking heavily and making asses of ourselves while playing Rock Band. If you happen to be from the area, and have tomorrow afternoon free, THEN JOIN IN!

To hop in on the fun, just send an email to me, king3vbo, at . Please don't send a PM to this NARP group, because it won't get noticed.

My fellow robots, do you wish you lived in Portland, OR? I bet you do. If you don't, then you suck. Its in the Bible. Seriously. And the Bible never lies. But I digress...

This is the official DtoidPDX group, where us Oregonians, and anyone else in the general vicinity, can get together and hang out. We have a few solid members at the moment, but are always looking to grow. Drunken NARPs, drunken Rock Band at Ground Kontrol, drunken Wunderland raids, and DjMegaMatX's kick ass shitty movie parties are just a few of the JAWESOME activities that will be had.

If you want to get in on the epic win, send king3vbo a PM or email him thusly: evanburkey <at> gmail.

And to all the haters, we have a streetcar... A STREETCAR!