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Like the movie that inspired this, the NARP will end with a flying train.

I won't even bother you guys with how bad of a regional manager and piece of shit procrastinator I am and just get right to the details.

This year, the 3rd annual Dtoid Midwest NARP will be June 22nd, 23rd, and 24th! The location will again be my (Jon Bloodspray) house in beautiful Toledo, Ohio. This years main event will be Lazer Tag! This place is located just minutes from my house, and is reasonably priced, loads of fun, and has been successfully operated for years.

I will punch the first asshole that starts shotgun rolling.

The Destructathon will be returning in full force, with an entirely new set of challenges. I will say though, the final round has already been decided. I hope you can drink. I'm also trying to plan a more formal opening, awards, and closing ceremony this year. Because hey, we're classy people.

So classy.

More information about events and stuff will be announced as I make it up.

TRAVEL INFORMATION

If you fly: Toledo has an airport, but it is often very expensive. (TOL)

Detroit-Metro (DTW) will more than likely be your best bet.

There is also Cleveland (CLE) but that's about 30 minutes farther away than Detroit.

If flyers could try to organize their arrival and departure times in the MIDWEST NARP FORUM THREAD, that would be awesome. You could also use the google group or the facebook page. I'd like to make as few trips to the airport as possible, but I'll obviously do whatever it takes to get people here.

If you drive: fucking google that shit.

That's all for now! If you have any questions, feel free to email me at jonbloodspray AT gmail DOT com.


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I am going to make it to your house without ever looking at a map this time. It is my mission.
It's like, 2 roads.
Two roads that I always fuck up. Don't belittle my mission, Conor.
no cow tipping?
There aren't cows in Ohio, that'll be MONARP when I get a place...we can find cows.
No cows in Ohio? Ohio is one of the largest exporters of bull semen!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2008-07-08-350908565_x.htm
bull semem!? we're there! well, hopefully we can send usedtabe, he needs to get away from me for a while;)
AWE YEAH
Aww, I want kinda hoping this would be closer to Origins Game Fair since I'll be traveling to Ohio then anyway... oh well.
I've never been to a NARP, but I'm intrigued. About how many people usually show up to these things?
@bbain I believe this NARP is one of the larger community gatherings. It's been growing every year, so I think this year I can expect 20-30 people.

Which reminds me, I forgot to add that some of the sleeping will have to be done in tents if we get that many people.
if i come, can i bring my daughter? we have a cage and water bottle for her...she wont be no trouble;)
That would probably be the worst idea ever.
letting her out of the cage would be worse
OhioNARP 3: Cage Match
I have a question!

Are pants required?
Pants are prohibited.
BULL SEMEN
Seems like a good event to take my NARP virginity.
This is kind of far from Nebraska.
I need to get to one of these things before I turn 30 and my arms fall off in two years. And as I see it's on a weekend I'd commit to going, but I may be moving in this time frame. The wife finally got her way and we're going house hunting this weekend.
Hey I'm in Nebraska too!
Hahaha, you made your Dtoid account from facebook. TERRIBLE.
How'd I miss this post?
I'm in nebraska too! I think we need our own special club.
Late, don't care, will be there. Motherfuckers.

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