Hello my fellow robot soldiers down in the penis of the United States. I know it's been awhile but a new resurgence of the community spirit has flowed through the site and this pleases me greatly. I have taken the time to create a new Google Group for those who call Florida home. The emailer will be a way for us to keep in contact, keep each other busy at work, and most importantly invite each other to one another's massive orgy parties. I mean....NARPs...that's what I meant. NARP.

It's quite easy to sign up as well. Just click here or here and follow the instructions.

As many of you may know, Destructoid's 3rd birthday is coming up quickly and a massive party will be going down in Miami this year. Use the emailer to see if you can share a room with someone while going down. Because if you live in Florida and don't make it down, you weill be severely beaten.