Well howdy there folks. I know we've not been on speaking terms lately since we rode our horse off into the sunset last year, but we've come back to you. I know you need a man who is there more regularly, but what can we say, we love you and ain't no time or distance gonna keep us apart.
Was that as awkward to read as it was to write? I sure hope not (note to self, never pretend to be a cowboy). Anyway, as you can see we are back from our long absence, and we should have some great shows coming up for you guys. This week we had the brilliance of not only Daxelman, but Kraid as well. This week was also a shorter show due to some complications, but we trust you'll find it enjoyable.
Sadly, some of the things we talked about on the show have lost a bit of their relevance (we ended up whooping EA's ass at Battlefield since this was recorded) so please forgive us for that delightful slip-up.
Tell us what you think in the comments below, or if you want to be on the show send me an email at Spencer AT Destructoid.com or on twitter @SPNKr.
Enjoy the show!
(Right now the embed video feature is down on Dtoid for maintenance, so you will have to download this one.)
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO Phew. After what became nearly 5 hours of recording in the past 2 days it's safe to say you're tired of my voice. If by some miracle you still have it in you to listen to what may be one of the best shows we've recorded you'll be excited to hear about all of the sweet stuff that went on. Yeah, Nintendo announced a new console today, the WEEWOO and we chose to talk about it. We waited a bit to release the details on that sweet piece of plastic until about half-way through, but don't feel bad we entered with a ton of chatter about the 3DS.
So give the show a listen, I'm sure my guests Law of Thermal Dynamics, Analoge, and MuddBstrd would love the attention.
Thanks for listening guys. We are done with our E3 podcasts for now, but we will be up and running with our regular season within a few weeks. So if you're interested in hopping into an episode this season sling me an email at SpencerATDestructoid.com
Sony had a press conference today, and without spoiling anything I can easily say eeeeehhhhhhhhhh. The press conference itself was easily the worst I've seen in a while. Fortunately I had some great guys to back me up like Kraid, Sentry, and series newcomer Ramminchuck. I'd like to think we were fairly entertaining, so you should definitely give the show a listen if you can get your hands onto a recorded version of the stream. Otherwise there will be a hell of a lot of dead air as we strained to listen to the man in the cantaloupe colored shirt.
Look how big that shit is! Pretend I wrote more for this show ok? Please?
It's safe to say that I like you Destructoid. I mean, sure we have our faults, but it's a (mostly) healthy relationship. I give you my time and energy, and you give me dick jokes. This seems to be working out well for the both of us. So in order to receive another beautiful Destructoid dicking I decided to get some community members to record the first episode of the second season of the Destructoid Communicast.
Microsoft held their annual E3 press conference this morning, so we crafted a beautiful reactions podcast. It syncs up pretty well to the stream they had up, so if you can get your hands on that you will have a great time with the show. This episode features returning guest Dimmujed, but it also has given rise to two new guests JohnnyViral of 321gocast, and the incredibly pleasant Supermonk4ever.
Remember that show we used to do? You know, the one with where people came on and we all used to tell jokes and laugh awkwardly? Well it's coming back. That's right, the show that nearly 4 people mourned is back from the dead, and we're looking for help!
For those of you who don't know the Communicast is a weekly podcast that is all about the community. Each week a few members of the community come onto the show and we all talk about things that have been going on in our lives and around the community.
We had some awesome guests last season (and Hamza) and we always need new ones! One of the reasons behind our break was that our cast-list was stagnating. This is the part where you look down at yourself and ask "But what can I do to help this noble endeavor? Should I give them money? Maybe buy them all of the cocaine they can snort?" Look no further kind sir, this is how you can make this possible!
I've always known that the Communicast would either be great or complete shit depending on how much the community could get behind it. So we need a few things from you lovely people: First of all, how did you like last season? (Tell us it was shit!) What do you want us to keep? (i.e. Keep everything but the host, he was annoying) Are there things you want us to do on air? (Want us to talk about that time our uncles touched us as children?) Was there something that you didn't like? (Again, remove that host even though he was very handsome.)
Secondly, the Communicast is a bit like a gang. We need extra thugs to roll with. This is where you guys come in. Unless you are a horrible troll we want you on the show. We aren't horribly picky about who gets on, so you will probably make it on the air you mouth-breathing idiot. Maybe I shouldn't insult the people who we need to make this show happen... Let's re-try that one: If you want to be on the show we will give you complementary blowjobs! And sushi! And a coupon for a half-price haircut!..... and..... boners?
So if blowjobs, sushi, cheap haircuts, and boners are your thing you should let us know! There are a myriad of ways you can do this, but the best way to let us know what you think is in the comments here. If you happen to know one of the other ways you can use those, but it's probably best if you leave comments for the sake of science.
This episode has a shark in it. Did you know that if sharks stop moving they die. Yeah, they are so hardcore that if they ever stop they will shut down. Unfortunately our dear shark had to keep swimming and moved on halfway through the episode.
The other thing that is special about this episode is that I didn't edit it. This isn't because I didn't have time. It's not like I'm working three jobs to feed a wife and family of 6. Or that 2 of my kids are going through college, and another needs braces. Or because I have a serious gambling problem.Definitely not that last one The lack of editing is purely an homage to our dearly departed Anthony Burch.
So grab a drink and prepare to get your ears boarded by our sweet sweet voices.