[Update] I appears that Olivia "I want to have sex with your face" Munn has commented on the E-drama.
In here official statement at the bottom of some G4 forums or something,
she said this:
"Our writers and producers are so freakin' talented and smart. I seriously doubt they check out what she does to determine something cool for us to do.
There is a limited number of hot "Geek Fantasies" to dress up as... so clearly, there will be a number of people dressing up as the same thing.
So, if we're doing the same skit- shut up. Live your own life and do your own skits. Who cares if we're doing the same sh*t. I don't. The more the merrier. I say every female fan of GI Joe should dress up as The Baroness and send us a picture/video.
By the way:
Kevin and I will be the Wonder Twins this week.. And soon there will be a skit of me as Nariko from Heavenly Sword...
But it gets better. The comments on Jess's blog are the best.
Orionsaint comments with this amazing gem
"Oh cool! Hopefully Kevin forms into a bucket of water and you can flush him down the toilet, woot! woot!"
GSI_jago makes me almost puke with this.
Discussing her comment
"Our writers and producers are so freakin' talented and smart."
He replies:
Hmm...she must be confused because the ACTUAL talented writers are on strike right now.
Here is where the story gets really crazy
Then Olivia messaged me personally under the secret name "HuskyMale10long" and said that she would like to disuss this matter one on one in a truckstop bathroom near my house. How awesome is that!!! I am going to hang out with Olivia! So I gave her my number, and she called me. She is super sneaky though. It showed up as "Dateline NBC." on the caller I.D. This should be so much fun.
I contacted Jessica "I want to have sex with her face also" Chobot to see what she had to say in response:
"There is no Jessica here asshole. Stop calling this goddamn number or I am calling the cops."
So, as you can tell, Jess is a little bit of a standoff-ish bitch. Way to back down on the tough questions Jess.
Bottom line: Jade Raymond is nowhere nearly as talented as she gets credit for.
continue readin if you missed part 1...
the Internet drama at it's finest is upon us friends. We have reached Nirvana and I know how to fix it. 
\If you read Jess Chobots Blog you might have noticed that G4 seems to be coming up with some awesome original ideas. The problem... Well, they were kind of Jess's original ideas. I am not saying that nobody has ever dressed up as dirty Leah before, or as Wonder Woman before, or even licked a PSP before, I am only trying to say that there is a hell of a coincidence going on.
Let me explain
A few months back it was Chobots birthday, and Destructoid changed its blog header to "Chobotoid" and later that day it ended up on G4's AOTS but then little miss Olivia Munn said "Happy 38th Birthday Jess" when it was actually her 30th. Rawrrrr kitty put away those claws. Now I don't have a Vergina per say, but I do know what Cat paws look like. Little miss Olivia was taking her jabs like Mike Tyson except without all the batshit crazy stuff. [b]
To give you a better example, here is a picture of a midget getting a blowjob:
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Jess also points out in her Blog about the Princess Leah debacle, the PSP licking, the Wonder Woman fandango, and the final straw, which is really Jess's almost trademark, The Baroness thingy. I mean, it's her damn blog header for God's sake! Also making it tougher for Jess, IGN is doing AOTS ads on Jess's blog right now.
She cannot escape the wrath of G4. Rawrrrrr! 
Each issue by itself may not mean a lot, but the fact that these 4 things and the Cat paws all happened, seems a little bit fishy. Fishier than Paris Hilton's Vergina on a night out. Shit, now everybody will know who wrote this. Fuck. Nothing to see here move along...
So I have figured out a way to publicly fix this tomfoolery 
That's right! I think that Olivia and Jess should Scissor-Grind live on AOTS or in my basement, whichever is easiest.
If you are unsure what Scissor-Grind or Scissor Fucking is, the Urban dictionary defines it as such:
scissor fuckers rub pussys together and hope a genie will grant you a wish
I am no Mathmagician but I do understand rub pussys together very clearly.
I am willing to bet money that if these two were to Scissor-grind that sparks would fly out and blind people within 100 mile radius. If they angily did it, damn it could cause a nuclear fallout. So please Jess and Olivia, for the betterment of all mankind,
SCISSORGRIND AND HELP THE WORLD!
Editors note: If any midgets out there want to fuck, send an email to ronwor.... I mean tips@destructoid.com
The bottom line... I give Viva Pinata: Party Animals an 8.5 out of 10
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Win???
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That South Park was epic Lemon.
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You should add, "P.S BW72 your Business cards are in the mail, u can now has legit tiem plz"
(# 11) on 11/09/2007 22:33
fail.
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FTL.
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Phist [vs] charliesuh
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o
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"But how can to women make love...unless they...scissor or something"
Ron is this the surprise we've been waiting for?
(# 36) on 11/10/2007 09:33
Possibly the true incarnation of scissor sisters. I approve.
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Down with Kotaku and Joystiq!
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(# 49) on 11/13/2007 22:46
I'm never one to back down from a fight (as can be attested by my cracked bottom tooth from a punch-to-the-face I took by a roller-derby girl), and this....
Duuuuurrrrrr
and this....
99 problems but a .....
Now I'm off to go play some Super Mario Galaxy
(# 50) on 11/13/2007 22:47
This was amazingly entertaining. I would have Chobot's kid if she licked me like she licks PSPs. Honestly. I'd make it happen.
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YOU LOSE!
:p
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so tasteress
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There it is, take it. Otherwise, I'm afraid it's the Boo Box for you.
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