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Chobot Vs Munn and AOTS! This kitty has claws! (NSFW or Midgets) [Update!]
Dtoid Army | 10:58 PM on 11.13.2007 85 comments


[Update] I appears that Olivia "I want to have sex with your face" Munn has commented on the E-drama.

In here official statement at the bottom of some G4 forums or something,
she said this:

"Our writers and producers are so freakin' talented and smart. I seriously doubt they check out what she does to determine something cool for us to do.

There is a limited number of hot "Geek Fantasies" to dress up as... so clearly, there will be a number of people dressing up as the same thing.
So, if we're doing the same skit- shut up. Live your own life and do your own skits. Who cares if we're doing the same sh*t. I don't. The more the merrier. I say every female fan of GI Joe should dress up as The Baroness and send us a picture/video.

By the way:
Kevin and I will be the Wonder Twins this week.. And soon there will be a skit of me as Nariko from Heavenly Sword...

But it gets better. The comments on Jess's blog are the best.

Orionsaint comments with this amazing gem

"Oh cool! Hopefully Kevin forms into a bucket of water and you can flush him down the toilet, woot! woot!"

GSI_jago makes me almost puke with this.

Discussing her comment
"Our writers and producers are so freakin' talented and smart."

He replies:
Hmm...she must be confused because the ACTUAL talented writers are on strike right now.

Here is where the story gets really crazy
Then Olivia messaged me personally under the secret name "HuskyMale10long" and said that she would like to disuss this matter one on one in a truckstop bathroom near my house. How awesome is that!!! I am going to hang out with Olivia! So I gave her my number, and she called me. She is super sneaky though. It showed up as "Dateline NBC." on the caller I.D. This should be so much fun.

I contacted Jessica "I want to have sex with her face also" Chobot to see what she had to say in response:
"There is no Jessica here asshole. Stop calling this goddamn number or I am calling the cops."
So, as you can tell, Jess is a little bit of a standoff-ish bitch. Way to back down on the tough questions Jess.


Bottom line: Jade Raymond is nowhere nearly as talented as she gets credit for.

continue readin if you missed part 1...


the Internet drama at it's finest is upon us friends. We have reached Nirvana and I know how to fix it.
\If you read Jess Chobots Blog you might have noticed that G4 seems to be coming up with some awesome original ideas. The problem... Well, they were kind of Jess's original ideas. I am not saying that nobody has ever dressed up as dirty Leah before, or as Wonder Woman before, or even licked a PSP before, I am only trying to say that there is a hell of a coincidence going on.
Let me explain
A few months back it was Chobots birthday, and Destructoid changed its blog header to "Chobotoid" and later that day it ended up on G4's AOTS but then little miss Olivia Munn said "Happy 38th Birthday Jess" when it was actually her 30th. Rawrrrr kitty put away those claws. Now I don't have a Vergina per say, but I do know what Cat paws look like. Little miss Olivia was taking her jabs like Mike Tyson except without all the batshit crazy stuff. [b]
To give you a better example, here is a picture of a midget getting a blowjob:
[/b]

Jess also points out in her Blog about the Princess Leah debacle, the PSP licking, the Wonder Woman fandango, and the final straw, which is really Jess's almost trademark, The Baroness thingy. I mean, it's her damn blog header for God's sake! Also making it tougher for Jess, IGN is doing AOTS ads on Jess's blog right now.
She cannot escape the wrath of G4. Rawrrrrr!

Each issue by itself may not mean a lot, but the fact that these 4 things and the Cat paws all happened, seems a little bit fishy. Fishier than Paris Hilton's Vergina on a night out. Shit, now everybody will know who wrote this. Fuck. Nothing to see here move along...

So I have figured out a way to publicly fix this tomfoolery

That's right! I think that Olivia and Jess should Scissor-Grind live on AOTS or in my basement, whichever is easiest.

If you are unsure what Scissor-Grind or Scissor Fucking is, the Urban dictionary defines it as such:
scissor fuckers rub pussys together and hope a genie will grant you a wish

I am no Mathmagician but I do understand rub pussys together very clearly.

I am willing to bet money that if these two were to Scissor-grind that sparks would fly out and blind people within 100 mile radius. If they angily did it, damn it could cause a nuclear fallout. So please Jess and Olivia, for the betterment of all mankind,
SCISSORGRIND AND HELP THE WORLD!
Editors note: If any midgets out there want to fuck, send an email to ronwor.... I mean tips@destructoid.com
The bottom line... I give Viva Pinata: Party Animals an 8.5 out of 10



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cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:24
cjpkiller
zomg
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:24
Yashoki
Fucking SWEET
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:24
the GAMEGOBLIN
wait, forgot something.


Win???
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:25
Pedro Blandino
lawls! hahah XD
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:26
Riser Glen
I will keep a watchful eye on the situation as it unfolds.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:26
EternalDarkWing
Lol, wut. I didn't notice this at first. I see what you did there.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:28
LarkOhiya
. ! alert the misses!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:28
the GAMEGOBLIN
THIS IS SOME HOT SCISSORING! OH YEAH! SCISSOR ME HARDER!

That South Park was epic Lemon.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:30
Yashoki
@Ron Workmeng

You should add, "P.S BW72 your Business cards are in the mail, u can now has legit tiem plz"
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:33
cjpkiller
how does this NOT have 42 comments yet?
fail.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:35
Riser Glen
This post has changed my perception of life.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 22:40
EternalDarkWing
Riser Glen's post has changed my perception of life.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 23:02
itemforty
I'm not sure I follow.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 23:05
itemforty
Wait a second, I see what you are talking about: two unicorns can't fuck.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 23:48
timtheterrible
That first pic, where you had to scroll down to read it...priceless.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:07
EternalDarkWing
This blog is now about midgets.

Phist [vs] charliesuh
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:22
Crunshii
l
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bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:22
bottled dark
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:27
AngelsDontBurn
Lol dramas!
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:46
BFeld13
What?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 00:53
HarassmentPanda
You have a basement in Sarasota? Rad. Scissor party for the win!
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 01:33
Hoygeit
Well, I have to say everything about this post is hilarious and thought provoking.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 03:32
Bob Muir
...what?
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 04:15
LostCrichton
scissor grinding FTW!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 06:18
bloodylip
While I find them both to be annoying, I fully support this scissoring for the greater good.
LimeGuardian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 06:58
LimeGuardian
This shall be known as the scissor-grind that changed the world.
JohnnyWadd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 08:18
JohnnyWadd
Haha Classic!
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 09:06
Brandon Undead
I love it. Seriously, I do.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 09:23
Butmac
rofl @ bottled dark

"But how can to women make love...unless they...scissor or something"

Ron is this the surprise we've been waiting for?
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 09:33
Phist
EternalDarkWing is a Neo-Nazi midget that religiously watches AOTS.

Possibly the true incarnation of scissor sisters. I approve.
AzuraNeko's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 09:36
AzuraNeko
mmmm gimme a piece of dat
egoncalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 10:04
egoncalo
This is filled with awesome.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 18:57
EternalDarkWing
#42. Lols.
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 23:27
Chris Morris
Nuclear fallout is scary. That would be very bad. :(
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 23:50
ConsFEARacy
I'm here for the Viva Pinata!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 07:19
Snaileb
They're sisscoring me with those eyes.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 16:13
Orionsaint
With Fran's body Munn looks like Joe from Fact of Life
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:44
Orionsaint
Chobot and Destructoid fo' life!



Down with Kotaku and Joystiq!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 15:46
Kryptinite
Man this was hilarious!
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 18:11
Your moms new boyfriend
Yeah, that most definitely is a hot idea. Now I have to beat my dick like it owes me money.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:39
Riser Glen
This post continues to challenge the way I perceive life.
Jchobot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:46
Jchobot
That wasn't me you were calling numbnuts-that was yo' ma'ma.

I'm never one to back down from a fight (as can be attested by my cracked bottom tooth from a punch-to-the-face I took by a roller-derby girl), and this....

Duuuuurrrrrr
and this....

99 problems but a .....


Now I'm off to go play some Super Mario Galaxy
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:47
B-Radicate
Or you could go watch The Chapelle Show there, Your moms new boyfriends.

This was amazingly entertaining. I would have Chobot's kid if she licked me like she licks PSPs. Honestly. I'd make it happen.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:50
Brian Szabelski
Whut is this all about?
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 22:50
cjpkiller
update adds even more lolz
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