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I'm sure you have all seen the dumbed down version of this blog.

A letter to the US presidential candidates.

Here we have it in its unedited form, with all the very nescesary quotation marks and even more hyper acurate "facts":



I know that they all 'probably' assume they have better, much more 'important', urgent, timely, things to 'campaign' on, but I sure would like to get their 'individual' takes on the new 'video game' that one "company" is marketing to innocent little twelve year old orphans.

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its 'players' - universally male, spotty, four eyed, social outcast and virgins, no doubt - to engage in the most hardcore, filthy, two girls and one cup style sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size and number, and penis length of the two girls they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" viscously fuck in every position, form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.


The only respite from hardcore sex the children forced to play this game get is the frequent elevator rides between cliched porn scenes.

The objections to such filth should be simple to understand. The game is a high definition sex simulator which has little substance (mass) but no doubt an irrevocable effect on the impressionable minds of the innocent little twelve year old orphans who this is marketed to.

Starting with the disgusting idea that one can "create" their own versions of what people look like, removing warts, moles, and bald spots while enhancing - shall we say - the extended features of the game's characters tends to objectify women, sex, and human relationships, or even hides a 50 year old pedophile as a young and attractive character in the game, so that they can have perverted sex with the kids who play this game, over the 'internet'. Right? We can all agree on this game should be banned and the makers hung?

Then there's the 'dishonesty' behind the game' title. "Mass Effect" sounds like a war game with a deadly virus called pn45-n that is being spread from a secret facility underneath a quiet rocky mountain town unless the GI-Joes are able to defeat the evil and deadly substance by killing the evil capitalist forces which have masterminded the plague, by viciously slaughtering them. By it's design, kids could ask for it, or for their parents' Best Buy Card to go purchase it with nary a raised eye-brow. Generic, non-descriptive, and relatively harmless. This game should be called, girl on alien on child on pedophile orgy rape with gay ass sex, and a cup. Even then I would complain that it was hiding some of the games darker sexual acts, which to even type about would put one on a sex offenders list.

No only does the game give the option of hardcore sex, but at many turns the 'innovative' talking system gives multiple options which all result in beastiality.


Yes, all of these result in sex with a chicken

It IS marketed for the X-Box 360, perhaps the most visually stimulating, vibrating, gaming system ever made. The software for such allows the blending of DVD video, component graphics, and the manipulation of actual pictures so that they move, and a box that engulfs the twelve year old �boy� playing it and then fucks him in the head (note, head fuck should be added to the list of possible sexual acts within the game as well)

Now if I have trouble with my son taking his James Bond 007 games a little too emotionally, imagine the powerful effect that hormones add to the mix when the player's own character is copulating like jack rabbits with super-models, actresses, porn stars, geriatrics, Alzheimer's patients, horses, worms and any 'thing' else they can spend the patience and time left after the game forces them to take up a crack habbit, to create, name, and "put into play."

I hear the libertarian Ron Paul's answer already, "Government has no business censoring freedom of expression." Figures, he's a libertarian and wants to fuck our children.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.
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