Hey guys, how's it going? Yes, I know, Monday sucks, but it also brings good news! Drunkcast Episode 6 records tonight! Hm. Well, actually that may be bad news for some of you, but if so you can suck our dicks! Tonight the very lovely and very amazing DJDuffy will be joining us! Yeah, another CBM takeover, but is that really a bad thing? Is it? I'll answer that question for you, and the answer is no.
Hey, speaking of answering questions, we need your questions! Ask us whatever your deepest, darkest questions are, and we will try our best to share our vast amounts of knowledge with you. Unless your question sucks. Then we will ignore you, just like your parents do. As always, if you want to be on drunkcast, email us at dtoiddrunkcast@gmail.com. Hopefully the editing turn around will go back to being within 24 hours starting with this episode. See you soon!
The real benefit of working for kgb (y'know, that dumbass, rip-off service that charges people a dollar to ask questions?) is not the paycheck; it's getting an endless supply of retarded questions to ask you guys. Here's this week's:
About how long (in hours, minutes) would it take to kill someone by slapping them in the face with your penis?
What was the worst thing you've had to deal with after a night of heavy drinking? IE attend a Scottish funeral, help somebody move, find a way home from the gutter, etc.
There are two doors. Behind one, there is your ideal woman. Behind the other, there is a huge burly man that wants to rape you. Whichever door you choose, you get 1 million dollars just for picking one of the doors.
Everyone on that show better have a toast for me tonight, considering that Travis toasted everyone who has ever been on drunkcast BESIDES ME in last weeks show.
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HOT!!
That is all.
Questions previously posted in my post will be answered. However, now they are super secret questions, to be revealed later.
Also, cocks.
Try not to be all creepy because of the wimminz.
Question: Who would win in a fight out of all the people on the show today?
Which common household pet would you have the least amount of trouble eating for dinner?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Who on the show has the biggest bra size?
How bad does it suck that I'll be too drunk to drive to pick up my copy of Batman: Arkam Asylum after the show?
What happens to umbilical cords after birth? Do you still have yours?
"Questions previously posted in my post will be answered. However, now they are super secret questions, to be revealed later. "
Guess I let one of my secrets out, then.
Oops.
she is SO HOT! I love drunkcast, its like podtoids retarded incest baby.
The real benefit of working for kgb (y'know, that dumbass, rip-off service that charges people a dollar to ask questions?) is not the paycheck; it's getting an endless supply of retarded questions to ask you guys. Here's this week's:
About how long (in hours, minutes) would it take to kill someone by slapping them in the face with your penis?
yay! she is awesome in real life!
question: if each person was a girlie drink, which girlie drink would they be?
What was the worst thing you've had to deal with after a night of heavy drinking? IE attend a Scottish funeral, help somebody move, find a way home from the gutter, etc.
what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Would you rather shit your pants every time you fall asleep or only shit your pants once a week, but you never know when it's going to happen?
Would you fuck your dad to save his life?
-If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life, which would it be?
-If anyone answers Bud Light for the previous, can I kick them in the cock?
Since this seems to get recorded on weekdays, what's work like the next morning for you guys? Any coworkers commenting on your epic hangovers?
Also, why are vaginas so awesome?
Since this seems to get recorded on weekdays, what's work like the next morning for you guys? Any coworkers commenting on your epic hangovers?
Also, why are vaginas so awesome?
Since this seems to get recorded on weekdays, what's work like the next morning for you guys? Any coworkers commenting on your epic hangovers?
Also, why are vaginas so awesome?
If vaginae were sideways, would pee come out like a waterfall? Would it spray out fast if the legs were spread?
If a woman with a sideways vagina was giving birth and needed a little help, would the doctor cut up or to the side?
What would be some pubic hair designs for sideways vag? A landscape with the slit as the horizon? A mustache, maybe a goatee? A sunset, maybe?
What would life be like is balls were on top of the dick?
Dorian: How awesome is Inglorious Basterds?
That's a bingo!!!
Fuck..that was a weak ass question but I just woke up from a nap.
I'm laying off the sauce for a few weeks, so I'm too depressed to think up any entertaining questions.
oh wait, Who's your favorite Project Runway designer?
DJDuffy, would you rather be trapped on a deserted island with Bridget or Guybrush?
Alcohol slows down the brain's ability to process information.
Does this mean that there's a point in the show where Coonskin's voice starts sounding like it's at a normal speed?
Alright. Listen up.
There are two doors. Behind one, there is your ideal woman. Behind the other, there is a huge burly man that wants to rape you. Whichever door you choose, you get 1 million dollars just for picking one of the doors.
Would you play the game?
Oh I forgot a major detail. The woman wants to have secks with you and possibly marry you.
Also, this doesn't apply to broads.
All of drunkcast is stranded on a desert island. Who do you eat first?
Evening you lovable piss-heads!
What's the most retarded thing you have been called over Xbox Live or any other online gaming medium.
Also share your favourite online gaming rage inducing shenanigans stories.
If you had to answer a question, what question would it be? You get 1 thousand dollars, also,
What do you all think of that new movie Gamer? I hate the name and think its going to be lame.
Yes... that rhymed. Unintentionally
Everyone on that show better have a toast for me tonight, considering that Travis toasted everyone who has ever been on drunkcast BESIDES ME in last weeks show.
.... bastards
Also.. Duffy <33 Sorry I can't be there.
what is the most retarted you've done drunk?