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IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Droll | 4:10 PM on 05.17.2008 16 comments



DEAR GOD.

I finally understand
I know exactly what Hideo Kojima intended when he released Metal Gear Solid 2.
I've analyzed MGS2 bizare,otherworldy,fantastical,stupid,ridiculous,insane,and politely meterosexual storyline... and I finally understand why that game is veritable artistic triumph.
If you scroll down to other posts here, you know I've got a thing for long blog posts.
Coming soon: A blog post for the ages: a veritable master's thesis on the ending of MGS2....and why it's the fullest expression of Hideo Kojima's artistic vision.
Coming soon....you paid for the whole seat.....but you'll only need the edge.

DEAR GOD ITS EXPLODING AGAIN.



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Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 16:38
Matthew Blake
This is gonna be good. *pulls up a seat* Popcorn, anybody?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 16:54
Aaron Mxy Yost
I give this cblog Two Exploding Earths out of Ten Firetrucks.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 17:07
Neonie
Thanks for all the fish.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 17:11
MrSadistic
I like fish.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 17:19
Dead Movie Star
Earth wouldn't explode like that! There would be more llamas!
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 17:36
FreedomToast
just think he did that with his mind
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:00
Clockwork
I don't remember the ending.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:00
Clockwork
As soon as I pressed "Add Comment," I remembered the ending. Never mind.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:15
Aertyr
And to think we were just a fraction of a second away from the answer to everything.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:22
Matthew Blake
SIX TIMES NINE IS FORTY-TWO
SIX TIMES NINE IS FORTY-TWO
SIX TIMES NINE IS FORTY-TWO

...Also, Droll floats in the sky the exact way that bricks don't.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:37
Anthony Burch
Did you read Driving off the Map? It's about how the whole game is one hugely genius post-modern statement on how you shouldn't think Solid Snake is a badass.

Which goes pretty much exactly against what Kojima has said. It's about 70% bullshit, 30% interesting.
Ninjajuice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 18:38
Ninjajuice
The MGS series has a tight storyline. How ignorant do you have to be to not understand it?
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 19:15
Droll
Anthony:
Thanks for pointing me towards that MGS2 piece! I think he kinda has the right idea.Post-modernism is exactly the literary movement I'd associate with MGS2(The Colonel does have that line from the wasteland: This is the way the world ends...)
It seems to me, however, like the author focuses on the general criticism of the game(We hate Raiden!)
What I'll try to do is analyze the story, and, (best of all!) how it converges with gameplay. I'm gonna try to prove that MGS2 is a successful artistic statement in the sense that it actually "says something" about the world and about the medium.
(Cause it's there. And it's amazing.)
The article won't be done too soon. But, just to give you guys a hint as to where I'm coming from, I think part of Kojima's genius is how he totally played fans of the franchise, how he has literally made his career by making fun of the fans who love his game. MGS is a series DRIPPING in irony.
And if you don't think Irony fits with Metal Gear's "Super Serious story", remember that the series is a Japanese developed game about an Anti-Nuke American.
Yeah.....thats good stuff.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 20:23
Jonathan Holmes
I agree that MGS2 maybe the only game that is actually about people who play videogames, or in Raiden's case, people who play Virtual Reality Solid Snake Simulators. That does make it pretty post-modern and existential and all that. Maybe not at much as Earthbound, but still more so than most games.

My problem with that game is it's just not that fun. I played it for about two hours, got bored, then forced my at-the-time housemate to finish it for me because I liked the story but hated the gameplay.

Sadly, MGS4 doesn't look that different.

Any of you guys interested in playing the game for me to watch? I'll buy it for you and everything. Just don't make me play it.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 22:16
frozenbabylon
@Jon:

You'll have to come to Utah. But I'll let you vicariously game through me.
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 22:39
Droll
@Jonathan:
You should thank god for youtube,man. There are crazy people out there(and, as a fan of the series, I mean crazy awesome) who have put up ENTIRE MGS GAMES! You can just watch other people play, and than go right to the cut scenes. I spent a good portion of the past 2 nights watching the best parts of MGS2. They don't always look good, but boy howdy do they convey Hideo Kojima's personal brand of crazy.
Just Youtube MGS and you'll be sure to find it!
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