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6:47 PM on 05.25.2015

Comments of the Week - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week. As you may already be aware, this is the series that showcases the wonderful things that the community has said over the week, all compiled in one convenient location for your viewing! So whether you were busy this week and missed out, or want to relive some of the wackier moments, you can check them all out below. As always, comments are placed into these three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: Ferrero Rocher are the best confections ever.

[b]LOL[/b]: They're like crunchy scrotums dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.

[b]WUT?:[/b] Not that I ever had scrotums before.

In case you didn't get to see the last Comments of the Week, you can certainly follow [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-monday-surprise--292382.phtml]this link[/url] to travel back in time to see it. I have invented time travel, y'all: bow to my greatness!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/miiverse-art-shows-up-as-graffiti-in-splatoon-292339.phtml]Miiverse art shows up as graffiti in Splatoon[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yeah, the fact that they can make great art on a Wii U Gamepad just shows how much better they are than me. Jerks.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's for your own good.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/destiny-house-of-wolves-will-launch-at-10am-pst-tomorrow-292353.phtml]Destiny: House of Wolves will launch at 10AM PST tomorrow [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I wouldn't know: the only hot girl who has been in my bed was my mom. I'll leave the "boring in bed" part to your imagination.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/konami-proves-mobile-is-the-future-of-gaming-with-metal-gear-solid-v-ios-port-292323.phtml]Konami proves mobile is the future of gaming with Metal Gear Solid V iOS port[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Same here. If Konami really did make a port, I'm going to have some serious deja vu.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-witcher-3-s-day-one-patch-isn-t-all-that-massive-292360.phtml]The Witcher 3's day-one patch isn't all that massive[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You deserve a medal!

Also, true story: I have two versions of that "Article clip" because I didn't know which hot girl I wanted to choose, so here's the other.

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Why did I feel the need to include an image at all? Because they are FINE.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/take-two-announces-new-2k-aaa-project-292400.phtml]Take-Two announces new 2K AAA project [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I swear, if this announcement of an announcement ends up being another announcement, I'mma smack 2K.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Who wouldn't!?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-reveals-more-information-for-their-world-championships-2015-tourney-292418.phtml]Nintendo reveals more information for their World Championships 2015 tourney [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Well, of course there's other countries other than America: we gotta invade someone!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/fire-emblem-if-changes-up-series-staple-weapon-triangle-292463.phtml]Fire Emblem If changes up series-staple weapon triangle[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what makes them waifus!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/bowser-leaves-ea-joins-nintendo-as-vice-president-of-sales-292497.phtml]Bowser leaves EA, joins Nintendo as Vice President of Sales[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But does it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Coup believe you said that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/capcom-seemingly-doesn-t-understand-memes-292547.phtml]Capcom seemingly doesn't understand memes[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] BURN!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Dildos are family-sanctioned fun! It's not like it's REAL penis!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/here-are-some-closeup-shots-of-the-inkling-boy-splatoon-amiibo-292577.phtml]Here are some closeup shots of the Inkling Boy Splatoon amiibo[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Not today, Isay Isay!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/experience-e3-2015-with-playstation-292583.phtml]Experience E3 2015 with PlayStation[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If you got a boner from PornHub at the same time they put the toddler on-stage, that's gonna make things awkward.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/first-historical-inaccuracies-spotted-in-assassin-s-creed-syndicate-292334.phtml]First historical inaccuracies spotted in Assassin's Creed: Syndicate[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You should be their PR department!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Oh, I got a Big Ben for Elizabeth Tower, alright...

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They believe "imersion > gameplay"?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/target-s-throwing-in-a-squirt-gun-with-splatoon-292370.phtml]Target's throwing in a squirt gun with Splatoon [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Mine's more of a pea shooter...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/maybe-you-shouldn-t-download-that-witcher-3-patch-292376.phtml]Maybe you shouldn't download that Witcher 3 patch on Xbox One[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm picking whichever has the better sex scenes.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/doom-4-used-to-look-nothing-like-doom-292378.phtml]Doom 4 used to look nothing like Doom [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Nailed it.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/minecraft-player-trolled-by-mojang-over-username-292396.phtml]Minecraft player trolled by Mojang over username[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That would've been even funnier.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] NoYouDon't.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-president-satoru-iwata-will-not-attend-e3-again-this-year-292385.phtml]Nintendo president Satoru Iwata will not attend E3 again this year[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I always knew Iwata got da bitches.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Guess E3 won't be getting gay in there.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/hd-remakes-from-capcom-will-now-be-a-key-business-activity--292386.phtml]HD remakes from Capcom will now be a 'key business activity'[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/re-re-release-final-fantasy-x-x-2-ps4-tops-japan-sales-292491.phtml]Re-re-release: Final Fantasy X/X-2 PS4 tops Japan sales[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I read this with the most deadpan voices ever.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-false-advertising-of-mortal-kombat-s-kombat-pass-292515.phtml]The false advertising of Mortal Kombat's Kombat Pack[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yes, I'm plugging myself, and I feel no shame!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/sony-boss-confirms-bloodborne-expansion-more-info-late-this-year-292522.phtml]Sony boss confirms Bloodborne expansion, more info late this year[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Any game that lets me punch things in the dick is a game worth playing.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Funny, I usually log in to get my log off, if you know what I mean. :3

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-cell-phone-in-this-year-s-tokyo-game-show-promo-art-seems-very-intentional-292587.phtml]The cell phone in this year's Tokyo Game Show promo art seems very intentional[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm horny enough to suck some burritos.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/if-you-buy-don-t-starve-on-wii-u-soon-you-ll-get-a-free-gift-copy-292614.phtml]If you buy Don't Starve on Wii U soon, you'll get a free gift copy[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I honestly had to a double-take at the title as well.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So either way, you'll be playing [i]Don't Starve[/i]!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/hey-dtoid-here-s-5-more-things-about-me-nsfw--292581.phtml]Hey, Dtoid! Here's 5 (More) Things about me! (NSFW)[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm just happy I didn't get banned!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/what-if-twitter-was-a-real-life-party-video-games-and-violence-292294.phtml]What if Twitter was a Real Life Party? Video games and violence[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He secretly wanted a cat all his life.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Masturbation of Honor: Airborne

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/first-look-at-warcraft-film-features-beefcake-orc-nipples-292371.phtml]First look at Warcraft film features beefcake orc nipples[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] What about the females?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/god-of-war-iii-s-hades-fight-in-1080p-60fps-on-ps4-292455.phtml]God of War III's Hades fight in 1080p, 60fps on PS4[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Now I know why they call it a "pump-kin."

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/squid-now-a-splatoon-avant-garde-art-film-292457.phtml]Squid Now - A Splatoon avant-garde art film [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That was like the end of [i]Sopranos[/i], only better.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/bloxels-is-a-tactile-tool-for-building-video-games-292525.phtml]Bloxels is a tactile tool for building video games[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't even process that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/live-action-rock-band-4-trailer-looking-for-bodies-292524.phtml]Live-action Rock Band 4 trailer looking for bodies[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seriously, I'mma need an answer, they're decaying rather quickly.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-is-dumping-the-basic-wii-u-set-in-japan-292549.phtml]Nintendo is dumping the basic Wii U set in Japan[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You got "Mother of God" porn!?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] A porn video spoke to me once. It said very nice things to me.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-destiny-house-of-wolves-292545.phtml]Review: Destiny: House of Wolves[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...We meet again, my evil soap opera twin.

Welp, that's it!

Hey guys, that was a really fun edition of Comments of the Week! If you want to show your appreciation, then how about you do a little favor for me? No no, it doesn't involve unzipping pants. Well, that's not [b]quite[/b] true.

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This is the Queen of the Reef. She's from the videogame [i]Destiny[/i], which means the vast majority of you haven't seen her. Apparently, the many porn sites I go to don't seem to have many pictures of her either (yet they strangely have a gender-bendered Eris Morn with deliciously thick curves), as I only managed to find a couple myself.

However, I'm just one person, and as the above Comments of the Week proves, many of you are unashamed perverts, and I want to use that to my advantage. If you [b]happen[/b] to see porn of this chick, please don't hesitate to send links and images my way. Again, I would totally appreciate it!

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3:53 PM on 05.21.2015

Hey, Dtoid! Here's 5 (More) Things about me! (NSFW)

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Hi there, it's your ol' pal Dreamweaver here to do a "5 (More) Things About Me!" blog! Because hey, that's what [b]everyone else[/b] is doing, right? Following the hip new trend?

...Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, I get it: it's because I only have 5 things instead of 10, isn't it? Well, truth be told, it was originally supposed to be 10 things, but I got a little carried away with some subjects more than others, so I figured that I would just cut out five and give me more room present my favorites ones. And yes, more than half of them are sexual. So, let's get started!

Well, I mean, [b]I'll[/b] be getting started, since all [b]you'll[/b] be doing is reading. It's not like you have any questions to [b]ask me[/b] or [b]anything[/b]!

[b]1 - I love the way cities look at night[/b]

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I see Occams asking this question to everyone (on random blogs), so I just want to mention what my favorite time of the day is: the night. For some reason, it's like the evening has a certain kind of charm to it. It's both quiet and serene, yet somehow still the perfect atmosphere for partying. And the darkness helps bring out a city's beauty: there's hardly anything more I like to do when I want to relax or get inspired than to look pictures of urban environments at night when all the neon lights are on, especially plazas and malls. Seriously, I wish I lived in a city with a view so I could just sit somewhere and watch cars drive by like fish in a river stream.

In videogames, if there's a controllable day-night system, then I always go out of my way to change it to nighttime. In fact, every chance I could, I always sleep when it's daytime in [i]Grand Theft Auto V[/i] so I could tackle the missions at night. This actually helps make some missions feel even better, like the one where Franklin and Lamar escape from the police raiding a warehouse, or when they go into Grove Street to do a drug deal. I especially do the same for [i]Sleeping Dogs[/i] since it's very clad in neon. It's a pretty annoying ritual to do though, and I just wish there was an "always nighttime" cheat code I could do instead. This is actually why I really like [i]Saints Row IV[/i]'s virtual recreation of Steelport: as much as people complained about it only taking place at night, I thought it was awesome to always see it set to my favorite time of day.

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I always wished to make videogames. Although I don't see that ever happening, there's one title I wanted to make if I ever got the chance. It was basically an "anime open world", kind of like [i]Yakuza[/i] (I never played it though) with a mix of [i]Jet Set Radio Future[/i]. It basically stars a character with amensia (I know, so original, right?) who joins a rebellion fighting against a band of government contracted mercenaries placing the city on lockdown. While I won't bore you with details, the entire game takes place on an eternal night, and the character would travel around with these neon-lit roller blades that streaks light when they grind by. I wanted to combine the addicting method of travel from [i]JSRF[/i] with an open city to explore, and the reason they use neon roller skates is because it supposed to be kind of like a "look coppers, I'm having fun, COME AND CATCH ME" type of attitude these characters possess. There's also more details I would love to talk about one day, but that deserves its own blog.

[b]2 - Pixie and Luna[/b]

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To either Pixie the Fairy or Luna Sy: if you stopped by this blog, you should probably skip over this section right now before you read anything you may regret... like how I had an [b]AWESOME THREESOME SEX DREAM WITH YOU TWO.[/b]

I'm sorry, caps lock was on and I forgot to untoggle that. And I somehow turned the bold text on even though you kinda can't do it on accident. Oh well, what's done is done, and it's not like I can delete text. Trust me, I tried.

But it's kinda true, I did have a sex dream with these girls (well, actually, I'm not even sure Luna is a girl, but that doesn't matter). I mean, technically, I had sex with their avatars, so really I had slept wth Pixie's Pixie from [i]Shin Megami Tensei[/i] games, and that one girl from [i]Pokemon[/i] that Luna rocks whose name I can't ever seem to remember despite looking at tons and tons of porn starring her. I called them by their Dtoid handles though, so it totally counts. You're probably wondering how it went. Well, "DEMANDING" more like (maybe except Luna and Pixie... but sorry, majority rules). So, the next part is completely true, save for the minor details that I can't remember because dreams.

Okay, so me and Luna was sitting on a bed in her room, and we were just hanging around like buds. Judging from the dialogue, I think we were dating, but whatever the reason, she got all horny (I like to think it's because of my swagger) and decided to get all up on me. She started kissing me on the lips and taking off my pants, but then she noticed that I stopped her. For some reason, I felt insecure about being a virgin, and I felt like I was totally gonna disappoint her. Gosh darn it, dream, DON'T BRING THAT STUFF HERE!

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But then, out of frickin' nowhere, Pixie the Fairy came into the room. She tried to cheer me up by saying that I could do it, like the nice little Pixie she is. She kept encouraging me, and telling me that there's nothing to fear. However, "dream me" is a total cop-out, and kept being shy about it. Eventually, she told me the truth, that she apparently needed me lose my virginity because she needed to do something with it. I don't recall exactly what it was, but considering Pixie the Fairy's obsession with [i]SMT[/i] games, I'm going to assume not very good.

So, anyway, Pixie was very adamant about me going through with it, and was willing to help me... by growing a big penis to take Luna from behind with. I can't remember HOW that was supposed to assist me, and believe me, I'm still trying (why didn't she just give ME the big penis?)... but we ended up sandwiching Luna. One part I DID remember was that I kept staring at Pixie's face for some reason, then Luna gave me that "bitch, who the hell you looking at?" look her old avatar used to have because it was an exact replica of their images.

Anyway, like every other part of the dream, the ending was foggy, but what did happen was we came inside Luna and then we all laughed about it as we sat on the bed together. Not in a "haha, Dreamweaver was so sucky in bed" kind of way (I want to believe at least "dream me" was a stud), but more like a "we had a hell of a good time" giggle. That's more or less where the dream ended, which I'm kinda glad, because I'm sure Pixie would've summoned, like, a giant demon to eat my penis or something. I can never tell what goes on in that head of hers. Luna also kinda scares me, but it might be the aggressive looking avatar.

[b]3 - Pegging, not to be confused with PEGI[/b]

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You know, if Pixie the Fairy had given LUNA the giant penis, I'd actually be okay with it. Not because I think Luna would totally rock the dick (I'm not sure if that's, like, an insult to chicks), but because I would kinda like to pegged.

Pegging is the sexual act of a woman wearing a strap-on having anal intercourse with a man. In order words, she makes him her bitch. I mean, I really don't understand my fascination with it, but for some reason, I really, really want that. I want for a woman to make me lick the strap-on, telling me I [b]better[/b] do a good job getting it wet, before pushing me over and ramming it into me. Hard. I also want to cry out in pain, and that she keeps telling me I better learn to take it because she's going to do this all night.

I don't know why but I get, like, the butterflies in my stomach thinking about it. If this was an anime, my heart be thumping and a blush be spread across my face. I don't know why, but I feel oddly interested in getting something shoved inside him. Though even if she's the one with the penis, I also want it to be missionary sex so I can see her face when she penetrates me, maybe she'll even lean over to reward me with a kiss on the lips. Or punish me by strangling my neck. Either or works.

[b]4 - I need the romance[/b]

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Don't get me wrong, it's not like I can't be aggressive or take charge myself. It's just... there's kind of the duality to me, like sometimes I get really hyper and need to see people fucking like horny sluts. I even have a select collection of images just for that, like this one of Palutena where she's spreading a gaping orifice big enough for someone to coat the inside her rear with cum without actually touching her anal rectum (we'll get to my gallery of Palutena tips one day). But then sometimes, I like to feel the romance. For example, if you recall from my last Cblog Recaps, I mentioned that I have a crush on Ravager from [i]Teen Titans Go![/i] However, I can't JUST tug it to her... I need a romantic setup. So, peep this:

Before I can... you know, I like to imagine we went on a date. So one night, she'd knock against my window and I'd open it for her. Instead of coming in, she sits on the window sill (she seems like the type) and asks me if I wanna hang. I tell her that it's late out, but she's all like "it's NEVER too late", then calls me a pussy if I don't. I don't want to be a pussy (which is funny considering what I said in section 3) so, giving into peer pressure, I decide to go with her. Since it's late, I don't know what there is to do, so I ask her what she has in mind, and she says she wants to play some videogames. I said we could've done that at home, but she wants to head to the mall's arcade. I tell her that it's gonna be closed, but she insists on going.

So we go there and we see that I was right: it was locked. She then takes out a sword, slash down the door, then answers back with "tch, seems open to me". Then when we head inside, she turns on the power and busts the coin machine for all the monies to come out. I say that this feels wrong, but she says if I'm so scared, that I can just sit back and watch her play. Peer pressured again, I figured since I've come this far anyway, we might as well take the quarters and play some games. We have a good time, joking about high scores and how her missing eye gives me the advantage.

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Of course, playing loud videogames at an arcade in the mall is bound to attract mall security. So after someone comes in and see the busted coin machines, we escape on foot. I think Ravager's either the type to ditch you or the type to not hang with you in the first place if you can't escape a simple guard... but whatever the case, my artistic intrepretation here is that she's a cool enough gal to help me out. So, we run through the mall (which is my favorite urban setting if you remember) and after we elude the guard, we kick back and laugh.

Then I be all excited because, being the goody two-shoes that I am, this was my first time breaking the law. Then Ravager turns to me and says "you wanna try something [i]else[/i] for the first time?" (because let's be honest, she could totally tell I'm a virgin). Then she leans all up on me, and that's when we finally have sex. I'll be honest, I kinda, sorta really do need that long setup in order to really get into it. I mean, like I said back in the recap, I really like Ravager because she has an awesome personality, and I don't want to think of her as just some random lay.

[b]5 - Porn spurs my creativity[/b]

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Funny enough, this isn't the first time I've done that, which brings me to my next point: porn seems to fuel my creative passions. I don't remember if it really happened or not, but I could swear Barney from [i]How I Met Your Mother[/i] had this idea to combine porn with motivational posters, and I have to say I agree. I mean, just take any of the typical ones, change the wording or give it a sexual allusion, and it works. Like just post a picture of an erection and say "keep it up!" Or have a nerd standing next to a porn star and say "you can do her!" You can even have a woman being gangbanged and have a line forming in the back with the words "never give up". I'd buy that!

I actually even have trouble sleeping at night unless I imagine some kind of wild porn scenario. [url=http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520]Remember that awesome story[/url] about how a mom let her daughter throw a naked Twister party, had sex with someone in the bathroom, and then went to the living room to double penetrate herself with two dildos? I'm not even kidding when I say that (hopefully) true news article became my bedtime story for a week.

It's the reason why I like to look at adult entertainment while I'm on the computer: it help make things more fun to me and helps gets some creative juices flowing. I just... gotta be sure I don't actually get them "flowing", because then I get all sleepy and don't want to do anything.

Anyone else feeling really tired all of a sudden?

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Anyway, that's it for this little personal blog about me. I hope you enjoy reading and I hope I didn't disturb you guys too much! For anyone wondering the return of my more porn-y posts, let that last image be a hint as to what's to come. Me penis. :D

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6:04 PM on 05.18.2015

Comments of the Week - Monday surprise!

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! I see that a few new members have been joining our little cult-like community (praise thee Gardevoir) so let me introduce to them what this series is all about. Well, I mean, I've been doing that every edition anyay, but no one really reads that. Anyway, Comments of the Week is a series where I collect the best of the best comments (that I personally saw, anyway) of a week and compile them all in one place. So whether you were M.I.A. or simply want to relive the glory moments, then this is for you. All the comments will be placed into categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: when the truth is real.

[b]LOL[/b]: when the laughs be loud.

[b]WUT?:[/b] when the mind be like "what...?"

In case you can't get enough, you can check out last week's edition [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-what-you-ve-been-waiting-for-291896.phtml]at this link[/url], and past editions on the bio to the right.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/a-pok-dex-of-game-journalists-that-only-lists-negative-traits--291880.phtml]A Pokédex of game journalists that only lists negative traits? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The ride never ends.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm still waiting for the answer.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/fighting-game-streamer-has-his-equipment-stolen-291919.phtml]Fighting game streamer has his equipment stolen [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Ew, who would want the heart of a thief? It probably looks like a baboon's.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/iwata-says-no-nx-at-e3-291921.phtml]Iwata says no NX at E3 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] NXt a problem.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/this-post-explains-the-entire-mega-man-legends-copyright-situation-291931.phtml]This post explains the entire Mega Man Legends copyright situation [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Well, that's one ballot I don't want to "hand" in. Nyuk nyuk.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/movable-breasts-a-poem-for-hideo-kojima-291968.phtml]Movable Breasts: A poem for Hideo Kojima [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I jerked off to a period once. Wasn't pretty.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-291344.phtml]Review: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yeah, I mean, what's going on there? Did you finally cave from the media blackout or something?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/axiom-verge-is-relatively-the-same-on-pc-with-one-helpful-upgrade-292084.phtml]Axiom Verge is relatively the same on PC, with one helpful upgrade [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Psh, I have that on a daily basis!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/-late-breaking-technical-issue-delays-destiny-s-latest-update-292127.phtml]'Late-breaking technical issue' delays Destiny's latest update [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He would've loved the hear anything bad happen to [i]Destiny[/i]. :(

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-finally-spills-the-official-beans-on-the-silver-mario-amiibo-292138.phtml]Nintendo finally spills the official beans on the Silver Mario amiibo [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Conspiracy theory: scalpers are ChillyBilly agents placed all over the world to bring him amiibo.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/canadian-theaters-to-host-esports-events-292181.phtml]Canadian theaters to host eSports events [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'd make a joke, but eh.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's the most heinous thing they could do!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-is-putting-on-another-splatoon-global-testfire-event-292235.phtml]Nintendo is putting on another Splatoon Global Testfire event[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You know that saying "better late than never"? Yeah, good luck trying to use that excuse.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Gosh darn it, Scoobie.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/sexism-and-super-smash-at-press-start-lan-291866.phtml]Sexism and Super Smash at Press Start LAN [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seems like they're so used to playing with their own joysticks, am I right?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ark-survival-evolved-looks-like-day-z-with-dinosaurs-291936.phtml]ARK: Survival Evolved looks like Day-Z with dinosaurs [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If this joke is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/yep-yep-yoshi-s-woolly-world-still-looks-adorable-292001.phtml]Yep, yep, Yoshi’s Woolly World still looks adorable [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I like to imagine this happened during a board meeting.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ubisoft-assassin-s-creed-syndicate-coming-october-23-292015.phtml]Ubisoft: Assassin's Creed: Syndicate coming October 23 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Shots fired!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I laughed more than I thought I would've.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/publishers-think-swery-s-next-game-idea-is-perverted--292018.phtml]Publishers think Swery's next game idea is 'perverted' [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh darn it, Luna!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That would be the most useful educational television ever.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-worst-part-of-the-90s-are-alive-in-this-splatoon-commercial-292051.phtml]The worst part of the '90s are alive in this Splatoon commercial[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I tried looking at it closely once and got cinnamon dust in my eyes, so I wouldn't recommend it.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/uncharted-4-faces-contain-crazy-numbers-of-bones-292072.phtml]Uncharted 4 faces contain crazy numbers of bones [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yet for some, it was just a Tuesday.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FlanxLycanth/what-newbie-trigger-happy-mod-is-deleting-my-comments--292068.phtml]What newbie, trigger happy mod is deleting my comments. [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's always a fun option.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Gosh darn it, Kanye.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Poor vision? Well, you get what you paid for.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/indie-kickstarter-trolled-by-fraudulent-last-minute-7-000-euro-pledge-update--292118.phtml]Indie Kickstarter trolled by fraudulent last-minute 7,000 euro pledge (Update) [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I feel wrong for laughing, but I also would've made that joke.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/tmz-alert-nip-slip-in-the-witcher-3-cinematic-trailer-292158.phtml]TMZ Alert: Nip slip in The Witcher 3 cinematic trailer [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Give a hand of applause for Hancock lending a helping hand.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Don't even bother trying to go to the original article, it's just as disappointing as the screenshot.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Argh, I hate it when that happens!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/that-odell-beckham-catch-looks-way-less-impressive-in-madden-16-292164.phtml]That Odell Beckham catch looks way less impressive in Madden 16 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like he was bending it like Beckham. Wait, wrong football.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/weekend-deals-witcher-3-galactic-civilizations-iii-up-to-28-off-292256.phtml]Weekend Deals: Witcher 3, Galactic Civilizations III up to 28% off[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But is it still a trap worth falling onto?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/rumour-guillermo-del-toro-s-production-company-creating-fallout-4-trailer-291924.phtml]Rumour: Guillermo del Toro's production company creating Fallout 4 trailer [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] "Squinting at girls in yoga pants." Er, are you sure it's urine coming out of people?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/male-gamer-faces-unwanted-catcalls-ogling-at-cooking-mama-competition-291900.phtml]Male gamer faces unwanted catcalls, ogling at Cooking Mama competition [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Women don't understand how hard we have it. And by that, I mean our penis. Because the majority of women don't have any.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/sega-calls-alien-isolation-sales-weak-at-2-1-million-291940.phtml]Sega calls Alien: Isolation sales 'weak' at 2.1 million [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Not "stupid sexy", stupidly sexy. Big difference.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Damn it, you ruined the image for us!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/bloodstained-ritual-of-the-night-fully-funded-in-less-than-four-hours-291955.phtml]Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night fully funded in less than four hours [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...That must be one hell of a hat.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/konami-plans-to-focus-on-mobile-games-from-now-on-292152.phtml]Konami plans to focus on mobile games from now on [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Damn it, Cannonball Steven!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nasty-virus-found-in-two-gta-v-mods-292189.phtml]Nasty virus found in two GTA V mods [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...He turns African American?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/four-indies-including-don-t-starve-are-invading-littlebigplanet-292237.phtml]Four indies, including Don't Starve, are invading LittleBigPlanet [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Please tell me you didn't turn Sackboy into a "Sackboy"...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/wildstar-might-be-going-free-to-play-in-august-292119.phtml]Wildstar might be going free to play in August [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I never trusted a Canadian. And they're a little [i]too[/i] close to America for my liking.

Alright, we're going to stop right here. As always, I hope you enjoyed it, and hopefully we can meet again next week. Until then, be wary of Canadians. I think they're plotting something sinister.

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3:35 PM on 05.10.2015

Comments of the Week - What you've been waiting for

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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another exciting round of Comments of the Week! I'm sure there's a Mayweather/ Pacquio joke in there somewhere but I'm not going to make it. Anyway, this series is all about showcasing some of the best comments said by the community this week, so whether you want to relive some of your favorite moments, or was simply gone while we carried on, then this is for you. Because I'm too lazy to make my own categories, every comment will be placed within these three:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: money makes the world go round.

[b]LOL[/b]: because the aliens pushing it won't do it for free.

[b]WUT?:[/b] if they go on strike?

Did you miss last week's edition? I don't blame you: it [i]was[/i] released [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-it-was-just-a-tuesday-edition-291614.phtml]on a Tuesday[/url] after all. I know, Tuesdays, right? What's so special about those?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-heist-demo-for-project-morpheus-used-to-allow-you-to-shoot-yourself-291464.phtml]The Heist demo for Project Morpheus used to allow you to shoot yourself [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I think someone found a new home!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-creator-promises-new-rpg-has-no-ideas-for-it-291508.phtml]Final Fantasy creator promises new RPG, has no ideas for it[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Pink hair: the female version of blue-balls.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If it was Capcom, you'd have to pay to unlock the ideas.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/how-come-toad-is-my-favorite-mario-character--291531.phtml]How come Toad is my favorite Mario character? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The deadpan face just kills me.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh darn it, Script.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...I see what you did there.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If doing this is wrong, then gosh darn it, I don't wanna feel right!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/netherrealm-promises-huge-improvements-for-the-pc-port-of-mortal-kombat-x-291582.phtml]NetherRealm promises 'huge improvements' for the PC port of Mortal Kombat X [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Never trust a man named Boon.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-291497.phtml]Review: Wolfenstein: The Old Blood [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I think 8 is Germany enough.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/p-t-is-no-longer-available-for-download-even-if-it-s-already-in-your-library-291652.phtml]P.T. is no longer available for download, even if it's already in your library [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Dogs are man's best friend, and Konami's our worst enemy.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/this-chain-chomp-cat-bed-is-amazing-291670.phtml]This Chain Chomp cat bed is amazing [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what they want you to think...

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That'd be frustratingly cute.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/i-m-seriously-considering-buying-this-modern-super-sonic-figure-291673.phtml]I'm seriously considering buying this 'Modern Super Sonic' figure [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yet ChillyBilly would still have one.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-is-back-to-making-a-profit-291728.phtml]Nintendo is back to making a profit [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Well, they made [i]P.T.[/i] Then took it down. That stings worse.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-at-st-will-be-playable-in-battlefront-291730.phtml]The AT-ST will be playable in Battlefront [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Only nerds will get that reference!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/have-you-had-any-problems-with-your-dualshock-4-controllers--291731.phtml]Have you had any problems with your DualShock 4 controllers? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yeah, I wonder if Carter plays videogames the way they do on TV. It's the only logical explanation as to how he's able to do it all.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I know what console I'd want in an apocalypse!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's disturbingly creepy! :D

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-plans-to-release-5-smartphone-games-in-2-years-291788.phtml]Nintendo plans to release 5 smartphone games in 2 years [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh darn you all.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't wait to one day make something and see all the bootlegs of it to come out. That's how you know you made it.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's true, he did.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/microsoft-s-age-guessing-app-puts-dead-or-alive-fighter-at-12-years-old-291447.phtml]Microsoft's age guessing app puts Dead or Alive fighter at 12 years old [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That face -- or the lack of -- is just perfect.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Wait... does your scrotum have a face? Don't answer that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Occams/hello-i-m-occams-ask-me-a-question-291505.phtml]Hello, I'm Occams. Ask me a Question [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] YOU BLEW IT!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If that's the end, I'd like to be dead by then.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/tweet-embedded-ms-dos-games-disabled-by-twitter-291468.phtml]Tweet embedded MS-DOS games disabled by Twitter [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Pixie burn. The seventh worst type of burns.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/steam-currency-issue-made-indonesians-rich-291472.phtml]Steam currency issue made Indonesians rich [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Oh boy, something to look forward to!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/for-some-crazy-reason-amazon-discounted-a-star-wars-the-old-republic-bundle-today-291518.phtml]For some crazy reason, Amazon discounted a Star Wars: The Old Republic bundle today [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like this Photoshop got the five finger discount.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/id-software-wanted-to-pay-for-your-mods-in-1995-291567.phtml]id Software wanted to pay for your mods in 1995 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I haven't done that in months either :3

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ps4-sales-hit-two-million-in-the-uk-291577.phtml]PS4 sales hit two million in the UK [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...They're not. Least it wasn't an Xbox One.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/homophobic-and-transphobic-game-pulled-from-greenlight-291663.phtml]Homophobic and transphobic game pulled from Greenlight [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm sorry if this is wrong, but I couldn't resist laughing.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't lie, he has a certain charm to him.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-misadventures-of-tron-bonne-out-now-on-psn-291698.phtml]The Misadventures of Tron Bonne out now on PSN [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The Misadventures of Bashtarle's cat.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-has-shipped-10-5-million-amiibo-worldwide-291798.phtml]Nintendo has shipped 10.5 million amiibo worldwide[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I still think that's inaccurate.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/weekend-deals-witcher-iii-project-cars-other-may-releases-291399.phtml]Weekend deals: Witcher III, Project Cars & other May releases [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gajknight for president!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/arkham-knight-s-batty-40-season-pass-includes-batgirl-campaign-291431.phtml]Arkham Knight's batty $40 season pass includes Batgirl campaign [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] All this upvoting is getting me upvoted... I mean my penis. Subtle.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/-gamergate-get-together-sabotaged-by-threats-291436.phtml]#GamerGate get-together sabotaged by threats [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Nah man, gotta see it in IMAX theatres.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's the sequel to [i]The Last of Us[/i].

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/legendary-castlevania-producer-iga-seems-to-be-teasing-his-next-game-291576.phtml]Legendary Castlevania producer 'IGA' seems to be teasing his next game [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Go on...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ultra-rare-misadventures-of-tron-bonne-might-be-coming-to-psone-classics-291597.phtml]Ultra-rare Misadventures of Tron Bonne might be coming to PSOne Classics [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/yoshimitsu-is-coming-to-tekken-7-291783.phtml]Yoshimitsu is coming to Tekken 7[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...That answer your questions?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/that-marth-amiibo-restock-may-have-already-came-and-went-on-amazon-291855.phtml]That Marth amiibo restock may have already came and went on Amazon[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm learning for the first time so many things aren't real... I need a moment to process this.

That's all for this edition, folks! Remember to keep on commenting, you lovably lugs, you!

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2:20 PM on 05.05.2015

Comments of the Week - It was just a Tuesday edition

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week!

Wait, what? Another edition so soon? I know, I spoil y'all.

Well, as I stated on Sunday, the recent changes to the Cblogs essentially locked me out on making a blog, so I was sitting on the one I made for a while. Despite just posting the week before's Comments of the Week, I still continued scouting the best comments that you, the community, has made last week so you didn't have to miss a thing! So whether you've been busy or want to see what kind of wacky words people be typing down, here's it is, all compiled into one spot! As always, comments are placed into these three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: Tuesdays are my favorite weekdays because that's when videogames gets released, yo!

[b]LOL[/b]: Hump days are my second favorite. I don't need to explain why!

[b]WUT?:[/b] ...Because humping. Perverts. Humping perverts. You take that sentence anyway you want to.

As I mentioned, last week's edition was [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-prototype-pt-2-291448.phtml]Prototype 2.0[/url] because of the new changes in the site design, I had to test out a couple of things to try to get formatting done right. Let me know if everything is fine down in the comments below! Also, someone turned off the lights when I started compiling comments like a JERK. :P

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/gengar-licks-the-competition-in-pokken-tournament-291000.phtml]Gengar licks the competition in Pokken Tournament [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I remembered when I was a kid, I used to think how awesome real life Pokemon would be. The internet made me regret ever saying that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-broken-age-act-2-291024.phtml]Review: Broken Age: Act 2 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh darn it, Isay Isay.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/konami-talks-silent-hills-and-it-s-not-good-news-291032.phtml]Konami talks Silent Hills and it's not good news [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If there's a will, there's a way... to shove that inside.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I don't think we need to see it. :(

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like Konami "could not be" that stupid. :P

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/can-a-game-on-mobile-fill-the-gap-left-in-our-hearts-by-silent-hills--291061.phtml]Can a game on mobile fill the gap left in our hearts by Silent Hills?[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That frame was fatal.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/this-mystery-season-pass-nonsense-is-getting-old-291097.phtml]This 'Mystery Season Pass' nonsense is getting old [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] LootCrate? More like BootCrate!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/shadow-of-mordor-gets-a-game-of-the-year-edition-because-warner-bros--291152.phtml]Shadow of Mordor gets a Game of the Year Edition, because Warner Bros. [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Gosh darn it, Isay Isay again.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/playstation-was-sony-s-biggest-earner-in-2014-291298.phtml]PlayStation was Sony's biggest earner in 2014[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It prints dust.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Huh, never noticed that before.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/so-how-about-that-may-1-shulk-amiibo-restock-291014.phtml]So how about that May 1 Shulk amiibo restock [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...More amiibo?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...No you're not.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/do-you-get-five-nights-at-freddy-s--291150.phtml]Do you 'get' Five Nights at Freddy's? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Parents just don't understand.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/director-del-toro-says-silent-hills-isn-t-going-to-happen-291005.phtml]Director del Toro says Silent Hills isn't going to happen [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I feel that way about Not America!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/more-renders-released-for-that-canceled-gritty-mega-man-reboot-291038.phtml]More renders released for that canceled gritty Mega Man reboot [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Sounds like he's the Mega Man, am I right?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/konami-voluntarily-delisted-itself-from-the-new-york-stock-exchange-291044.phtml]Konami voluntarily delisted itself from the New York Stock Exchange [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I would love an official press release to say that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/batman-arkham-knight-is-a-warner-bros-game-so-of-course-it-will-have-a-40-season-pass-291096.phtml]Batman: Arkham Knight is a Warner Bros. game, so of course it will have a $40 Season Pass [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If Bruce Lee can knock out Manny Pacquiao, why can't Jesus save Gotham?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It really does suck.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/super-smash-bros-sakurai-explains-studio-s-reversal-on-paid-dlc-291080.phtml]Super Smash Bros.' Sakurai explains studio's reversal on paid DLC [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Sounds like a buddy comedy movie!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/do-you-love-p-t-enough-to-pay-1000-for-it--291143.phtml]Do you love P.T. enough to pay £1000 for it? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But who's watching the watchers?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Disclaimer: I din't understand Dr. Mel's comment but included it anyway "just because", and I now realized why it was funny. So, here's an honorary upvote.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/watch-dogs-2-is-real-according-to-a-ubisoft-employee-291257.phtml]Watch Dogs 2 is real according to a Ubisoft employee [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yo, the real Watch Dog.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/stars-wars-looks-all-clone-wars-y-in-disney-infinity-3-0-291316.phtml]Stars Wars looks all Clone Wars-y in Disney Infinity 3.0 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He got turned into a scorpion in the Japanese NES game. I'd be happy too.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/touhou-makes-its-western-debut-on-may-7-291400.phtml]Touhou makes its western debut on May 7 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] What a catas-toe-phe.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/subnautica-s-newest-update-really-isn-t-helping-my-aquaphobia-291334.phtml]Subnautica's newest update really isn't helping my aquaphobia [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's one hell of a segway.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/star-trek-online-goes-to-more-war-in-its-season-10-update-291002.phtml]Star Trek Online goes to (more) war in its Season 10 update [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You can redeem yourself by recording that. :3

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/spoiler-filled-arkham-knight-trailer-leaps-from-the-shadows-291030.phtml]Spoiler-filled Arkham Knight trailer leaps from the shadows [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I know, right!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/killing-floor-2-can-ban-you-for-being-a-wankstain-291027.phtml]Killing Floor 2 can ban you for being a wankstain [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Stop being distracted by that fat ass.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-beauty-and-tragedy-of-a-perfectly-planned-character-290988.phtml]The beauty and tragedy of a perfectly planned character [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He looks good with a handlebar mustache.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] WELL, IS IT?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/learn-the-real-names-of-the-enemies-in-shovel-knight-291063.phtml]Learn the real names of the enemies in Shovel Knight [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what I call everyone in [i]Bloodborne[/i].

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Big Bohto is pleased.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nuclear-throne-nets-one-million-in-revenue-while-in-early-access-291088.phtml]Nuclear Throne nets one million in revenue while in Early Access [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] WHERE ELSE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE? ...Wait, don't answer that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/psn-golden-week-sale-discounts-all-the-japanese-games-291113.phtml]PSN Golden Week sale discounts all the Japanese games [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They just want to show you a good time.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/there-s-a-new-wii-game-coming-next-month-featuring-squash-291151.phtml]There's a new Wii game coming next month featuring squash[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Yo, I'd play that. I got loads of experience "polishing".

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/05-04-15-291268.phtml]05-04-15[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But I like traps! Wait, which ones are we talking about?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But yellow crayons tastes better!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/australian-origin-s-going-to-have-to-offer-better-refunds-291074.phtml]Australian Origin's going to have to offer better refunds [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] This changes everything.

Alright, I'll stop this right here to leave you guys to wonder whether Hoffmann truly exists, or if he's the figment of our collective imagination.

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2:41 PM on 05.03.2015

Comments of the Week - Prototype Pt.2

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Comments of the Week is here once more in a bold new flavor! Comments of the Week is the time to showcase the funny comments that have been picked from community members such as yourselves to display for everyone else to read! So whether you've been out and about, or nostalgic for something that happened only a couple days ago, then this is for you! There are three categories that these comments file under, and they are:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: This design looks slick...

[b]LOL[/b]: ...er than an oil spill.

[b]WUT?:[/b] You know I'm just pulling ya chain!

As you may have noticed, the site has gotten a new redesign (I won't judge if you didn't!), and having to adjust to the new layout means there might be some inconsistencies throughout the blog. I chose not to redo all of what I had, and some images are going to be weirdly sized, so I hope that won't be a problem for anyone. Anyway, if you want to see a comparison, you can check last week's edition [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-just-another-day-290674.phtml]right here[/url]!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/assassin-s-creed-has-a-new-perspective-but-a-familiar-thirst-for-blood-290711.phtml]Assassin's Creed has a new perspective but a familiar thirst for blood [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Ain't nothing better than butter, brother!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/halo-5-has-some-fancy-hunter-armor-but-only-for-those-who-pre-order-at-gamestop-290720.phtml]Halo 5 has some fancy Hunter armor but only for those who pre-order at GameStop [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Look's like this silver lining requires a silver bullet!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seriously, do any customers benefit from being locked out?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-pc-dev-is-working-around-the-clock-fixing-issues-290740.phtml]Mortal Kombat X PC dev is working around the clock fixing issues [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's the smile of a man on the verge of snapping!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/you-had-me-at-snakebird--290755.phtml]You had me at Snakebird [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Who didn't think that?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/metal-gear-online-16-players-on-pc-ps4-xbox-one-12-players-on-ps3-360-290770.phtml]Metal Gear Online: 16 players on PC/PS4/Xbox One;12 players on PS3/ Xbox 360 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That also means you're 25% of the reason why they lose!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-witcher-3-map-revealed-and-it-s-pretty-huge-290808.phtml]The Witcher 3 map revealed, and its pretty huge [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Quality over quantity!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/slaughtering-grounds-developer-continues-to-be-petty-about-one-bad-review-290805.phtml]Slaughtering Grounds developer continues to be petty about one bad review [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Judging by the quality of the game and the amount of lockdowns, it seems like he's taking too many breaks, if you ask me.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Hoe children: the next Cabbage Patch kids!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I feel stupid whenever I need to do this in public libraries.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/xbox-s-may-update-focuses-mostly-on-the-pc-side-of-things-290824.phtml]Xbox's May update focuses mostly on the PC side of things [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like it's the "Win-D'oh!" button, eh?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pokemon-omega-ruby-and-alpha-sapphire-gets-new-patch-kicks-you-offline-without-it-290875.phtml]Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire gets new patch, kicks you offline without it [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Throwing balls at it doesn't help!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/battleground-z-could-be-a-standalone-beat-em-up-290675.phtml]Battleground Z could be a standalone beat-'em-up [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But if it's windowless, you won't see the cops coming!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/did-someone-just-leak-a-load-of-new-disney-infinity-3-0-characters--290688.phtml]Did someone just leak a load of new Disney Infinity 3.0 characters? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Because the author didn't have eagle eyes!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-s-error-ce-34878-0-is-breaking-the-game-on-ps4-here-s-how-to-fix-it-290692.phtml]Mortal Kombat X's error CE-34878-0 is breaking the game on PS4, here's how to fix it [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] CE-34878-0 is always in the shadows of CE-34876-5.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pardon-our-dust-your-best-comments-regarding-the-site-redesign-290710.phtml]Pardon our dust: your best comments regarding the site redesign [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can vouch for that!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Keep on smiling!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The only way you COULD get comfortable in a truck stop bathroom

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I only know the answer to three of those questions!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/windows-10-rumored-to-be-released-late-july-is-getting-an-xbox-avatars-app-290754.phtml]Windows 10 rumored to be released late July, is getting Xbox Avatars [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh darn it, Riobux.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/axiom-verge-explores-pc-starting-may-14-290819.phtml]Axiom Verge explores PC starting May [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I got 69. And I'm not talking review scores.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-elder-scrolls-online-on-console-is-massive-and-the-file-size-reflects-that-290828.phtml]The Elder Scrolls Online on console is massive, and the file size reflects that [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] What took you so long? Had an arrow in your knee!?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/plough-yourself-mutant-this-witcher-3-quest-cracks-me-up-290836.phtml]Plough yourself, mutant: This Witcher 3 quest cracks me up [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Which game do you hear it more often?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/runescape-mod-fired-for-abuse-of-powers-290851.phtml]Runescape mod fired for abuse of powers [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Is that case-sensitive?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Depends on how thick the cum is. Wait, what kind of swallow are we talking about?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] YOU MONSTER.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mario-kart-8-s-animal-crossing-dlc-is-out-today-290869.phtml]Mario Kart 8's Animal Crossing DLC is out today [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] My personal Comment of the Week!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mario-kart-8-s-cheese-land-will-crush-your-spirit-on-200cc-290958.phtml]Mario KArt 8's Cheese Land will crush your spirits on 200cc [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Normally, this is "Truth" material, but I can't stop laughing at this one.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/desktop-dungeons-gets-new-free-content-mobile-versions-incoming-290712.phtml]Desktop Dungeons gets new free content, mobile versions incoming [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Sounds kinky.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/is-this-the-next-playstation-vita--290734.phtml]Is this the next PlayStation Vita? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Your profile pic shows that!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] What in the world DID he say?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/don-t-starve-together-adds-reign-of-giants-dlc-for-free-290758.phtml]Don't Starve Together adds Reign of Giants DLC for free [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But what if your mom's hot?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/destiny-teaser-shows-just-enough-house-of-wolves-content-to-keep-us-interested-290777.phtml]Destiny teaser shows just enough House of Wolves content to keep us interested [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Chris Carter's got a date with Destiny.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/sega-officially-announces-total-war-warhammer-290830.phtml]Sega officially announced Total War: Warhammer [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] When's the release date?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/lonely-chinese-gamers-can-hire-escorts-for-the-feels-290827.phtml]Lonely Chinese gamers can hire escorts for the feels [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Everyone knows escorts are purely DPS. Dicks per second.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Life's like a box of chocolates.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So THAT'S why no one sleeps with me!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/lady-hunk-and-rachel-are-prepped-for-resident-evil-revelations-2-290922.phtml]Lady Hunk and Rachel are prepped for Resident Evil: Revelations 2 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what my grandma used to do to me too!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/flash-game-portal-newgrounds-turns-20-years-old-today-290983.phtml]Flash game portal Newgrounds turns 20 years old today [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I wanna know what you know!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-your-work-isn-t-done-on-mario-kart-8-290990.phtml]Nintendo, your work isn't done on Mario Kart 8 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I tried to do something while ejaculating once for the first time and I asked the very same question.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/forget-sonic-boom-this-is-what-the-next-sonic-should-really-be-290910.phtml]Forget Sonic Boom, this is what the next Sonix should really be [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's porn. TRUST ME.

Anyway, that's it for this edition! I know it's a little late, but with the whole site redesign, it's been a bit of a problem trying to get this out. Welp, better late than never!

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2:21 PM on 05.01.2015

Band of Bloggers - From Software, With Love - Results be in, yo!

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Welcome back to Band of Bloggers! This month's topic "From Software, With Love" is over, and we saw a lot of entries from From Software fans such as you, so now's the time to recap them all in one convenient spot!

That spot is here, by the way.

Anyway, as you may recall, Band of Bloggers is basically the videogame book club of the site, and this month's topic was "From Software, With Love". All you had to do was pick up and play a From Software game, or retrieve it from your memories because you love them so damn much, and write something about it! Check out what your fellow Dtoiders had to say!

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Fenriff/a-beginner-s-guide-to-the-souls-games-290042.phtml]Fenriff - A Beginner's Guide to the Souls Games[/url][/b]

Not necessarily a Band of Bloggers blog, but it fits with the spirit of things so why not include it anyway as an honorable mention? After Rudorlf expressed how seemingly inaccessible the [i]Souls[/i] series can be, fellow Dtoider and Band of Blogger host Fenriff has taken it upon himself to answer some common questions and misconceptions about the games. It's a pretty handy guide for those who are afraid to dive into these titles, but trust us when we say that these are great games that should be given a shot! Fenriff even gives his recommendations on which title might be best for you, so be sure to add that to your shopping cart!

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/band-of-bloggers-find-a-happy-place-souls--289960.phtml]n0signal - From Software, With Love: Find a happy place...[/url][/b]

Everyone needs a happy place to get away from the daily hustle we call life, especially when said life takes you around areas where everything is trying to kill you (like... Australia), so n0signal would like to talk about some of the safe havens in the [i]Souls[/i] series such as the somber Nexus, the quiet Firelink Shrine, and my personal favorite, Majula. The areas are only as good as the people hanging there though, so he makes sure to mention the people inhabiting it! Funny that the person blogging about these far removed locations is called n0signal.

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/band-of-bloggers-re-releases-and-remasters-souls--290031.phtml]n0signal - From Software, With Love: Re-releases and Remasters[/url][/b]

As we may know, [i]Dark Souls II[/i] recently got ported to current gen consoles, and n0signal ponders what other titles from From Software should be ported, as well as what enhancements and other goodies they should come with. While my vote's for [i]Demon's Souls[/i], n0signal also brings to our attention one of the original series to spawn the [i]Souls[/i] saga: [i]King's Field[/i]! I never heard of it; I guess you could say it gives me "no signals", eh?

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/TurboKill/from-software-with-love-when-literary-criticism-and-videogames-collide-290037.phtml]TurboKill - From Software, With Love - When Literary Criticism and Videogames Collide[/url][/b]

TurboKill bring a little knowledge by talking about how videogames are a different type of experience than movies and books because they allow players to explore a realized world while also, being the game designers that they are, balances it out in a way that players feel empowered without making the game too easy. He also mentions a bit about [i]Souls[/i] director Miyazaki's decision to incorporate not a traditional narrative, but rather one that needs to be pierced together by hints and clues given throughout the games.

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ashamasha/from-sofware-with-love-the-tower-290046.phtml]Ashamasha - From Software, With Love: The Tower[/url][/b]

[i]Demon's Souls[/i] is a lot of people's starting point with the [i]Souls[/i] franchise, and Ashamasha recalls when he first started that, although the game was challenging, it was pretty managable. However, his perceptions were quickly twarted when he entered the infamous Tower of Latria. If you don't know the dark horrors and really unforgiving game design at work here, this is a blog worth reading... though you'll never get a sense of it unless you've trekked down that dark path yourself! Come on, read this and tell me you don't wanna say "challenge accepted!"

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Titannel/from-software-with-love-armored-core-1997-ps1-demo-disc-version--290077.phtml]Titannel - From Software, With Love: Armored Core, 1997 PS1 demo disc version[/url][/b]

Oh my gosh, not only is someone actually talking about a non-[i]Souls[/i] game (that's NOT [i]Bloodborne[/i] either!), but even about the glory days of demo discs! Yes, demos actually came on discs back then when the internet was only used for porn. Wait, you could do homework on it? Titannel talks about his first experience with [i]Armored Core[/i] from a Pizza Hut demo (dammit, I was a Domino's fan!) and how it was a mech smashing good time. Maybe with From Software's popularity and current gen consoles, we'll see another one of these!

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/n0signal/review-bloodborne-ps4--290229.phtml]n0signal - Review: Bloodborne (PS4)[/url][/b]

Note: people please remember to title your blogs as "Band of Bloggers" or whatever secondary prompt we give you. There's dozens of blogs posted in a single week, let alone a month's worth, and sifting through them all is not a pleasant task. Thankfully for this guy, for being an active participant this month, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and managed to post this one.

Anyway, n0signal is a big fan of From Software's works, so it stands to reason that he'd be excited to talk about [i]Bloodborne[/i]: read his surprisingly in-depth review here, and hopefully it'll make you want to check out the title yourself one day! N0signal has a lot of praises to give!

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Riobux/band-of-bloggers-what-does-bloodborne-say-about-rpgs-and-action-rpgs--290629.phtml]Riobux - Band of Bloggers: What Does Bloodborne Say About RPGs and Action RPGs?[/url][/b]

[i]Dark Souls[/i] and [i]Bloodborne[/i] are both classified as Action RPGs, but just how firm are their roots in the genre? Riobux decides to consider what really makes the difference between RPGs and ARPGs in terms of game mechanics and see how they both apply to these games. Even though they both play the same way, is [i]Dark Souls[/i] geared towards more the traditional min-max aspect of RPGs, while [i]Bloodborne[/i] leans more towards surviving on reflex?

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SigfriedLion/from-software-with-love-fear-the-paleblood-290677.phtml]SigfriedLion - From Software, With Love: Fear the Paleblood[/url][/b]

SigfriedLion wants to talk about the other nuances of [i]Bloodborne[/i] not commonly discussed, such as the seemingly shorter playtime compared to the [i]Souls[/i] titles, as well as build diversity. Build diversity is basically the many different ways a player could play their characters, and while the clothes don't have a big impact on characters like Havel's Armor, the weapons do make up some of the variety with their unique movesets.

He also talks about the new parrying system, the Regain mechanic, and how they tie into the boss battles to give them a different feel that even those accustomed to the [i]Souls[/i] series may need to adapt to. Of course, he also sing praises for the dark art style, the Lovecraftian influences, and much more. He also post a couple of fan art he found that I found pretty enjoyable.

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[b][url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Gamemaniac3434/from-software-with-love-collect-all-the-souls-290864.phtml]Gamemaniac3434 - From Software, With Love: Collect all the souls[/url][/b]

Gamemaniac3434 wants to share his personal experiences and impressions about the string of [i]Souls[/i] games (plus [i]Bloodborne[/i]) by telling us what he thought were the good and bad of each title. He starts off with [i]Demon's Souls[/i], which he doesn't find to be all that great (I guess that's where the "maniac" part of his name comes from). There's no denying that [i]Dark Souls[/i] isn't stellar, and how its bonfire systems and world structure gives it a much more refined charm. We agree that [i]Dark Souls II[/i] is merely a rehash of the its predecessor, but that's not inherently a bad thing. Hell, I enjoyed [i]Batman: Arkham Origins[/i] more than I did [i]Arkham City[/i].

Does that make me the maniac now?

Unfortunately, despite knowing that he would love [i]Bloodborne[/i], the lack of a PS4 means he won't be visiting the world of Yharnam himself. Considering how much I love [i]Bloodborne[/i] more than any other title, that is a damn shame.

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Well, I think that's all of them! If I missed any of you guys, I sincerely apologize for it. This month has been rather busy for me, and trying to keep up with everything has been a bit of a mess. Still, plenty of you folks loved to talk about the [i]Souls[/i] games, which is great because they're amazing games, but don't forget that they made some other stuff as well!

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3:12 PM on 04.19.2015

Comments of the Week - Just another day

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Yo, welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a series dedicated to display what Dtoiders, such as you, have said in the comment section that I have collected in order to give them a second chance at popularity for the people who either want to relive that moment, or experience for the first time. The comments here can vary, but they can always be placed within these three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: money does not grow on trees.

[b]LOL[/b]: but fruit does, which can be sold for money.

[b]WUT?:[/b] so money [b]does[/b] grow on trees, just not directly.

Mind blown, right? How many of you are going to start planting trees in your yard? Or are you all still too busy making hideous creatures like what happened [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-crazy-creations-290362.phtml]last week[/url]?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/save-me-mr-tako-gives-the-damsel-trope-an-octopus-twist-290357.phtml]Save Me Mr. Tako! gives the damsel trope an octopus twist [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Remember kids: always lock your homes for Holmes!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/twitch-will-play-a-man-in-the-woods-for-three-days-290376.phtml]Twitch will play a man in the woods for three days [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Like reality TV!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pok-mon-movie-hoopa-and-the-clash-of-ages-to-air-on-cartoon-network-290389.phtml]Pokemon movie Hoopa and the Clash of Ages to air on Cartoon Network [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It was clearly a Tuesday.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/microsoft-s-unreasonable-demands-caused-phantom-dust-dev-s-demise-290409.phtml]Microsoft's unreasonable demands caused Phantom Dust dev's demise [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh dammit, It's About To Get Gay In Here!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/development-on-kickstarter-funded-midora-paused-290414.phtml]Development on Kickstarter funded Midra paused [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seriously, if you can code a game, I expect you to know how to do math!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-felt-the-need-to-share-ten-facts-about-squid-290483.phtml]Nintendo felt the need to share ten facts about squid [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's time to face the facts!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/star-wars-battlefront-making-silly-laser-noises-first-on-xbox-one-290500.phtml]Star Wars: Battlefront making silly laser noises first on Xbox One [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't even imagine what that would be like.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/destiny-data-miners-uncover-new-quests-missions-and-social-spaces-290508.phtml]Destiny data miners uncovers new quests, missions, and social spaces [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Ain't it the truth.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/feeling-bulletproof-steam-authentication-available-now-on-android-290532.phtml]Feeling bulletproof: Steam authentication available now on Android [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like Putin has been putting your login info.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/2k-australia-completely-demolished-290554.phtml]2K Australia completely demolished [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Why haven't we nuked Australia yet!?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/should-gungho-bring-back-grandia-and-lunar--290579.phtml]Should GungHo bring back Grandia and Lunar? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He never did answer that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ion-implements-an-old-idea-i-had-for-a-chemistry-card-game-290454.phtml]Ion implements an old idea I had for a chemistry card game [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] This is comedy [Au].

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/we-re-changing-our-review-descriptions-to-be-more-emotional-290349.phtml]We're changing our review descriptions to be more emotional [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] WHAT DOES B DO!?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/what-would-a-daredevil-game-look-like--290488.phtml]What would a Daredevil game look like? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Worst sex scene in a video game ever.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mario-kart-8-gets-8-new-tracks-baby-park-animal-crossing-and-more-290504.phtml]Mario Kart 8 gets 8 new tracks: Baby Park, Animal Crossing, and more [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But there's still so Germany of them.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/xseed-just-released-this-new-psp-rpg-in-europe-290520.phtml]XSeed just released this new PSP RPG in Europe [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] We all know Kanye's an ass man.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pillars-of-eternity-beaten-in-less-than-40-minutes-290495.phtml]Pillars of Eternity beaten in less than 40 minutes [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Doesn't quite roll off the tongue. Pun intended.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Is that a good thing? Sounds like torture to me.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/are-you-interested-in-assassin-s-creed-chronicles--290423.phtml]Are you interested in Assassin's Creed Chronicles? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I never knew he had a thing for donkeys.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/f1-2015-feels-mostly-the-same-as-last-year-with-incremental-improvements-290312.phtml]F1 2015 feels mostly the same as last year with incremental improvements [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I would totally buy his translation audio tapes!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-s-npd-sales-report-has-lots-of-numbers-290591.phtml]Nintendo's NPD sales report has a lot of numbers [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Or future Hitlers!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/miss-playstation-home-check-out-the-tower-unite-kickstarter-290354.phtml]Miss PlayStation Home? Check out The Tower Unite [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's a lot of sofas.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Enlightenment makes my head hurt. Ignorance is bliss!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-titan-souls-290383.phtml]Review: Titan Souls [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Does it contain actual zombies?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But bugs give protein!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/street-fighter-v-will-be-something-that-nobody-is-expecting--290378.phtml]Street Fighter V will be something that nobody is expecting [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Court Fighter.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Because the end is coming?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/gaming-adjacent-your-favorite-attack-of-the-show-host-is-going-to-be-an-x-man-290413.phtml]Gaming adjacent: Your favorite Attack of the Showhost is going to be an X-Man [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Is that why you're called Occam's Electric Toothbrush?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He's busy making his handmade mayo!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/my-new-boyfriend-is-coming-to-skullgirls-this-friday-290437.phtml]My new boyfriend is coming to Skullgirls this Friday [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I don't know why you'd fondle a table, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REAL AMERICAN!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-s-fatalities-too-hard-pay-to-make-them-easy-290435.phtml]Mortal Kombat X's fatalities too hard? Pay to make them easy [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Then why suggest it!? *throws away baggies*

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Left, right... what was the next part? Right again? Dammit, these are too hard!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Mental note: bring my own controller.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ea-s-pulling-the-plug-on-four-free-to-play-pc-games-290524.phtml]EA's pulling the plug on four free-to-play PC games [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I guess you could say "Love is a Battlefield"?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/here-s-mortal-kombat-s-first-canonically-gay-character-290603.phtml]Here's Mortal Kombat's first canonically gay character [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] 50 Shades of Light.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/new-streetpass-game-ultimate-angler-gets-dark-for-a-brief-moment-290621.phtml]New StreetPass game Ultimate Angler gets dark for a brief moment [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...

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Yeah, I can't think of a better way to end this week's Comments of the Week, so that's it for now! Hopefully we'll get another edition soon, so make sure to interact in the comment sections! Who knows, maybe you'll even be featured next time!

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2:22 PM on 04.12.2015

Comments of the Week - Crazy creations

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Welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week. We've been through this song and dance enough to know what it's about, but just in case: Comments of the Week is a series that showcases the best comments of the community for others to enjoy! So whether you've been gone for most of the week and haven't seen these live, or are just catching the re-runs, then this is for you! As always, comments will be placed within three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: people used to have to record shows with video cassettes.

[b]LOL[/b]: I know! So stupid, right?

[b]WUT?:[/b] How did we ever manage to watch TV back then?

You can catch last week's edition at this link [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-just-can-t-live-without-you-290038.phtml]right here[/url]. No VCR needed.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/first-ness-now-his-game-earthbound-sold-out-on-club-nintendo-reward-list-290032.phtml]First Ness, now his game? Earthbound sold out on Club Nintendo reward list [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh dammit Mike.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-etrian-mystery-dungeon-289800.phtml]Review: Etrian Mystery Dungeon [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Okay, try to tell me it doesn't!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/bastion-on-ps4-is-still-great-but-not-worth-a-double-dip-290043.phtml]Bastion on PS4 is still great, but not worth a double dip [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Sexbox 360 sounds like a four person position.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-last-of-us-multiplayer-dlc-is-not-okay-290010.phtml]The Last of Us multiplayer DLC is not okay [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The Last of Our Money.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/persona-4-s-best-character-also-kanji-get-dancing-all-night-trailers-290081.phtml]Persona 4's best character (also Kanji) gets Dancing All Night trailers [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yeah man, we were being nice about it.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/yo-kai-watch-is-coming-west-thanks-to-nintendo-290112.phtml]Yo-Kai Watch is coming west, thanks to Nintendo [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I like that name. At least it's not as bad as a henchman named Keith.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] No joke, I thought those were Japanese styled donut when I was little. I thought the Japanese were weird because of it. ...That didn't change over the years.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/warner-bros-making-a-five-nights-at-freddy-s-movie-290150.phtml]Warner Bros. making a Five Nights at Freddy's movie [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You'd think people would learn not to mess with America.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/best-buy-exclusive-meta-knight-amiibo-may-be-getting-a-restock-this-summer-290166.phtml]Best Buy exclusive Meta Knight amiibo may be getting a restock this summer [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's just like the McRib...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/gta-v-may-be-seven-discs-on-pc-290224.phtml]GTAV may be seven disc on PC [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I hope no one takes off work for this.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] This was days go... Did anyone actually send help? No? Let's pretend this didn't happen.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/rumour-uncharted-the-remastered-trilogy-listed-for-30-september-release-290225.phtml]Rumour: Uncharted The Remastered Trilogy listed 30 September release [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Too much truth.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/won-t-somebody-think-of-the-children--290207.phtml]Won't somebody think of the children? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Looks like people need to start thinking of the parents.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/earthbound-is-back-up-at-club-nintendo-290113.phtml]Earthbound is back up at Club Nintendo [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Wanna trade for my 3's and 7's?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That needs to be in the next Sup Holmes/ Samus and Sagat.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/one-crucial-tip-for-locating-the-new-boss-in-dark-souls-ii-scholar-of-the-first-sin-289857.phtml]One crucial tip for locating the new boss in Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Needs to be featured.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/level-5-announces-fantasy-life-2-for-smartphones-290118.phtml]Level-5 announces Fantasy Life 2... for smartphones[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Where's the sunglasses!?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Such skills.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/colorful-action-rpg-izle-planned-for-all-current-gen-systems-290185.phtml]Colorful action RPG Izle planned for all current-gen systems [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] For rizzles.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/lego-dimensions-reveal-trailer-and-release-date-290226.phtml]LEGO Dimensions reveal trailer and release date [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Gosh dammit, I say, gosh dammit.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-mlb-15-the-show-290093.phtml]Review: MLB 15 The Show [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Does the jockstrap match the pajamas?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pineapples-are-our-future-in-no-pineapple-left-behind-290236.phtml]Pineapples are our future in No Pineapple Left Behind [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] A pineapple a day keeps babies away!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/where-the-hell-did-little-devil-inside-come-from-and-why-is-it-amazing--290253.phtml]Where the hell did Little Devil Inside come from and why is it AMAZING? [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's how plagarism start!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] GoofierBrute sounds like a comic book name...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/stretching-mario-s-face-will-never-get-old-290265.phtml]Stretching Mario's face will never get old [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Apparently a villain's.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/first-look-at-monster-hunter-stories-for-3ds-290343.phtml]First look at Monster Hunter Stories for 3DS [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] People with Rathalos gets the bitches. Bitches loves Rathalos.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/an-unconscious-man-kicks-off-square-enix-s-three-day-game-reveal-290069.phtml]An unconscious man kicks off Square Enix's three day game reveal [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The Last Slice for Us.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] How can anyone refuse such a stay?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/beware-this-naked-fatty-in-bloodborne-290071.phtml]Beware this naked fatty in Bloodborne [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Why are you naked?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/make-an-unholy-shrine-to-sonic-out-of-bones-290079.phtml]Make an unholy shrine to Sonic out of bones [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Keep making that villain backstory!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Wait, is it a Sonic or a Sanic?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ghost-in-the-shell-first-person-shooter-coming-west-in-2015-290164.phtml]Ghost in the Shell first person shooter coming west in 2015 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seppuku-mon.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/podtoid-records-today-ask-us-questions-290246.phtml]Podtoid records today, ask us question [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Here's a question: does PaRappa wrappa when he goes digging for treasure?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...I can't wait to hear how they respond to that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/friday-night-fights-goodbye-sweet-prince-290288.phtml]Friday Night Fights - Goodbye Sweet Prince [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I always knew he was a dick sun.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Your guess is as good as mine.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/i-hope-veryman-expert-becomes-america-s-next-great-pastime-290307.phtml]I hope Veryman.Expert becomes America's next great pastime [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If you want to see more, click the link above (bet you just now noticed that)! You sick bastard.

Welp, we're ending on that nightmare fuel. Hope you don't get too freaked out to show up next time! Keep commenting, you fine folks, and hopefully we'll get another edition up soon!

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12:49 PM on 04.05.2015

Comments of the Week - Just can't live without you

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Welcome back to another edition of Comments of the Week! As you may know, Comments of the Week is a series where I, your host Dreamweaver, will select the best comments to showcase to others whether it's something funny, random, or questionable! This community spotlight is here to not only give people a first or second chance at 15 minutes of fame, but to also provide people who might have been busy this week to see what went down. As always, these comments will be sorted by three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: I'm right behind you!

[b]LOL[/b]: Nah, man, I just be kiddin'.

[b]WUT?:[/b] ...OR AM I?

In case you missed last week's edition, you can follow the link [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-don-t-need-no-facebook-289705.phtml]here[/url]. While I'm following you.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/borderlands-claptastic-voyage-screenshots-we-got-em-289685.phtml]Borderlands: Claptastic Voyage screenshots, we got 'em [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Am I sympathizing with Kim Jong-Il!?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/musicglove-helps-stroke-victims-recover-by-playing-a-guitar-hero-style-game-289688.phtml]MusicGlove helps stroke victims recover by playing Guitar Hero-styled game [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] For the people who need to do it but don't have people to do it for them.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-grey-goo-289484.phtml]Review: Grey Goo [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It tastes even worse.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/dead-or-alive-5-pc-missing-features-289763.phtml]Dead or Alive 5 PC missing features [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They're hoping the boobs will distract us!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/metal-gear-movie-gets-new-screenwriter-289764.phtml]Metal Gear movie gets new screenwriter [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] May sell less tickets, but the theatre's gonna make a killing off concessions.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/there-will-be-a-nintendo-direct-tomorrow--289767.phtml]There will be a Nintendo Direct tommorow [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Be honest: how many of you thought it was Hitler?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/you-don-t-know-what-you-got-til-it-s-gone-289792.phtml]You don't know what you got 'til its gone [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They told me I can't go Home again. I told them I never did.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/playstation-home-is-dead-289817.phtml]PlayStation Home is dead [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Dude also looks like he's hovering over the couch. Ghost confirmed.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/good-god-why-jigglypuff-is-a-us-target-exclusive-289911.phtml]Good God why: Jigglypuff a US Target exclusive [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Why so angry?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/badass-with-cerebral-palsy-beats-destiny-s-crota-with-his-feet-289707.phtml]Badass with cerebral palsy beats Destiny's Crota with his feet [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Is that why Billy's so chilly?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It's okay to laugh.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/first-apple-watch-game-approved-289715.phtml]First Apple Watch game approved [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] If only Eve was allergic to apples...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/can-t-find-anyone-for-co-op-in-bloodborne-try-resetting-the-game-289731.phtml]Can't find anyone for co-op in Bloodborne? Try resetting the game [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Did you say "lolnope" and slid down the ladder?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/yoshi-is-trying-to-seduce-me-289716.phtml]Yoshi is trying to seduce me [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That Charizard's always chasing tail because his is on fire.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/assassin-s-creed-chronicles-china-gives-the-series-a-fresh-perspective-289710.phtml]Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China gives the series a fresh perspective [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I put a lot of work into female characters that caused me bankruptcy too!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-evolve-the-hunt-evolves-update-289794.phtml]Review: Evolve: The Hunt Evolves Update [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] She can't talk with her mouth full!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/this-isn-t-goodbye-it-s-smell-ya-later--289802.phtml]This isn't 'goodbye', it's 'smell ya later' [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Basements teens are so overrated.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] "Lots of lube" is never a terrible mistake.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/800-slowpokes-escape-secret-japanese-research-lab-289813.phtml]800 Slowpokes escape secret Japanese research lab [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Then the world is doomed. In, like, 500 years when they actually do something.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Neither could I!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You can walk but you can't walk forever!

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/star-fox-in-the-hanna-barbera-style-just-looks-right-289721.phtml]Star Fox in the Hanna Barbera style just looks right [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Now I can't get the theme out of my head!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] It really does.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/amazon-s-giving-away-bloodborne-with-new-ps4s-289737.phtml]Amazon's giving away Bloodborne with new PS4s [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Why use a fence at all? Have you not seen a Edgar Wright movie?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/smooth-operator-rainbow-six-siege-lets-you-destroy-suburbia-your-way-289733.phtml]Smooth Operator: Rainbow Six Siege lets you destroy suburbia your way [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That taser probably helped the granny more than it hurt.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Then what is his final!?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/pro-gamers-wear-giant-cotton-onesies-289734.phtml]Pro gamers wear giant cotton onesies [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They're professional asses!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Ew.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I've never seen anyone so passionate about Winne the Pooh onesies!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-story-of-seasons-289757.phtml]Review: Story of Seasons [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That dog will haunt my nightmares!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/bloodborne-beaten-in-under-40-minutes-289805.phtml]Bloodborne beaten in under 40 minutes [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] WHAT? I'd go crazy just TRYING to resist that long!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/club-nintendo-posts-platinum-and-gold-rewards-289833.phtml]Club Nintendo posts Platinum and Gold rewards [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But the vowels are the best part!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/why-shin-megami-tensei-x-fire-emblem-is-light-on-the-smt-fire-emblem-289928.phtml]Why Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem is light on the SMT, Fire Emblem [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Can't it be both?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/the-incredible-adventures-of-van-helsing-iii-will-arrive-on-steam-this-may-289914.phtml]The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III will arrive on Steam this May [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Whether I do it or not, my shower length is still roughly the same.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-will-have-rotating-free-dlc-characters-like-league-of-legends-289908.phtml]Mortal Kombat X will have rotating free DLC characters, like League of Legends[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] More like blue balls.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/oh-good-there-s-a-pc-demo-for-titan-souls-289924.phtml]Oh good, there's a PC demo for Titan Souls [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He never did answer that question.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/monster-hunter-4-ultimate-s-april-dlc-includes-14-quests-sonic-palico-skin-289955.phtml]Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate's April DLC includes 14 quests, Sonic Palico skin [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...I just get directed to gay porn sites.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/stick-shift-let-me-jerk-off-a-car-289979.phtml]Stick Shift let me jerk off a car [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So this is what they mean by car porn.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/new-tropes-vs-women-series-positive-female-characters-debuts-289786.phtml]New Tropes vs Women series Positive Female Character debuts [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Kim Jong-Il... wins? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA?

And that wraps up this edition of Comments of the Week! As always, I hoped you enjoyed this, had a laugh or few, and I hope to see you guys again! Stay who you are, Destructoid: there's no one else I'd want you to be. Except maybe my sexy sister.

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2:54 PM on 03.29.2015

Comments of the Week - Don't need no Facebook

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a collection of comments that you, the community, have made that I think are worth sharing! So, in case you've been gone this week, or simply want to relive some of the moments you love once again, then this is for you!

As always, these comments are selected and placed into three categories:

[b]TRUTH[/b]: did you know dolphins ejaculate at over 150 MPH?

[b]LOL[/b]: no, really, it's true!

[b]WUT?:[/b] I read it in a bestiliaty hentai.

In case you missed last week's episode, either because you weren't available or you simply miss it and want to experience it again, you can [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dreamweaver/comments-of-the-week-robo-revolution--289383.phtml]click here[/url] to see the show before getting started with this one! I'll wait.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/get-both-hotline-miami-games-in-a-brutal-physical-box-set-289373.phtml]Get both Hotline Miami games in a brutal physical box set[/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Well, now I've heard everything.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/believable-rumor-remastered-arkham-asylum-and-arkham-city-coming-this-year-289413.phtml]Believable rumor: Remastered Arkham Asylum and Arkham City coming this year [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm okay with people wanting HD ports, but there's gotta be a limit.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/someone-rigged-their-hearthstone-turn-to-take-over-40-hours-289417.phtml]Someone rigged their Hearthstone turn to take over 40 hours [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Why not? Just think of the missiles as "looping money shots".

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/guy-beats-dark-souls-with-dk-bongos-289416.phtml]Guy beats Dark Souls with DK Bongos [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But bongos soothe the savage Souls.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/make-your-own-visual-novels-with-this-simple-tool-289428.phtml]Make your own visual novels with this simple tool [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Now that you're featured, you are doubly obligated to make that dream come true! Hehe, come.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/kill-strain-that-moba-shooter-from-sony-will-have-an-early-access-period-289450.phtml]Kill Strain, that MOBA shooter from Sony, will have an Early Access period [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That graph also doubles as the state of my erections from arousal to orgasms. Clearly the reason why I'm single.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/you-can-sign-up-for-the-rainbow-six-siege-beta-without-a-preorder-289506.phtml]You can sign up for the Rainbow Six: Siege beta with a preorder [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Back then, people got paid to test games! Crazy, I know!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/how-to-find-most-of-bloodborne-s-hidden-optional-bosses-289531.phtml]How to find most of Bloodborne's hidden optional bosses [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I guess we know now who's [i]Bloodborne[/i], amIright?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/how-to-locate-the-final-hidden-boss-in-bloodborne-and-achieve-the-true-ending-289570.phtml]How to locate the final, hidden boss in Bloodborne and achieve the true ending [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] To his credit, this means Chris Carter knows how to use his hands!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/new-splatoon-screenshots-reveal-clothing-weapons-stages-and-characters-289601.phtml]New Splatoon screenshots reveal clothing, weapons, stages, and characters [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Shame you're a ronin for life, because that's like Sensei wisdom right there.

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/captain-toad-treasure-tracker-s-amiibo-functionality-adds-a-small-incentive-to-replay-every-level-289368.phtml]Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker's amiibo functionality adds a small incentive to replay every level [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Naw, he's just charging up for the most epic bro-fist.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/marvelous-senran-kagura-creator-launch-new-series-289380.phtml]Marvelous, Senran Kagura creator launch new series [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] All those years of swinging women around have prepared me for this.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The joke is that the shovel is Occam's grandma who turned into a weapon. Also a lesbian.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-splatoon-is-aiming-to-do-for-action-shooters-what-mario-kart-did-to-racing--289193.phtml]Nintendo: 'Splatoon is aiming to do for action shooters what Mario Kart did to racing [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Like something Kanye would do!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/dissidia-final-fantasy-arcade-cabinet-more-details-coming-april-10-289419.phtml]More Dissidia Final Fantasy arcade cabinet details coming April [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Or not enough, depending on how you look at him.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/man-at-arms-crafts-legend-of-zelda-shield-289427.phtml]Man at Arms crafts Legend of Zeda shield [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I hear Arms is nice this time of year.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/senran-kagura-sticks-tongue-through-cheek-with-jiggling-website-fake-boob-based-consoles-289502.phtml]Senran Kagura sticks tongue through cheek with jiggling website, fake boob-based console [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] This is why I can't make eye contact with girls unless they're flat-chested. At which point I probably wouldn't be talking to them in the first place.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/your-ps4-s-getting-better-tomorrow-with-the-yukimura-update-289518.phtml]Your PS4 is getting better tommorow with the Yukimura update [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You can't miss it: it's the console actually running away!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/devolver-digital-dtoid-live-stream-not-a-hero-289532.phtml]Devolver Digital & Dtoid Live Stream: Not a Hero [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] They wouldn't if you had a beard!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-game-of-thrones-a-telltale-game-series-the-sword-in-the-darkness-289551.phtml]Review: Game of Thrones: A Telltale Game Series: The Sword in the Darkness [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I guess he [b]colon[/b]'t handle it.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/grand-theft-auto-v-graphics-are-worse-in-recent-update-289558.phtml]Grand Theft Auto V graphics are worse in recent update [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So soon?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-jump-n-shoot-attack-289538.phtml]Review: Jump'N'Shoot Attack [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I jumped N and shoot attack at people. It wasn't very effective.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/dirty-bomb-aims-high-with-its-focus-on-hardcore-fps-action-289520.phtml]Dirty Bomb aims high with its focus on hardcore FPS action [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You're not a dick, you're a cock. Totally different.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/1001-spikes-wii-u-off-tv-patch-finally-coming-289619.phtml]1001 Spikes Wii U off-TV patch finally coming [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] What happens if you lose count?

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[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/want-to-know-exactly-how-xenoblade-chronicles-3d-s-amiibo-and-streetpass-mechanics-work--289361.phtml]Want to know exactly how Xenoblade Chronicles 3D's amiibo and StreetPass mechanics work [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] He never did answer that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nippon-ichi-software-now-committing-to-ps4-and-vita-289392.phtml]Nippon Ichi Software now committing to PS4 and Vita [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Never before did I want Rule 34 of a Vita.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/batman-arkham-knight-delayed-once-again-289404.phtml]Batman: Arkham Knight delayed once again [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Seriously, how outdated are they?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...I don't want to come in there.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/we-re-streaming-bloodborne-right-now--289429.phtml]We're streaming Bloodborne right now [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I hope these guys aren't going to be streaming [i]Bloodborne[/i] if you know what I mean. Which, I hope you don't, because even that disturbs me.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/very-quick-tips-bloodborne-289326.phtml]Very Quick Tips: Bloodborne [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So that's why my chocolate milk was full of pulp.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-xv-is-a-goddamn-sexual-tyrannosaurus-289391.phtml]Final Fantasy XV is a Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Yeah, how else are you supposed to pitch a tent?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blizzard-provides-more-details-for-wow-tokens-the-currency-that-can-purchase-game-time-289508.phtml]Blizzard provides more details for WoW Tokens, the currency that can purchase game time [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I would be afraid to know what goes in there.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-life-is-strange-out-of-time-289490.phtml]Review: Life is Strange: Out of Time [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I'd love to see the baby pictures!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/having-trouble-with-vr-nausea-just-follow-your-nose--289583.phtml]Having trouble wih VR nausea? Just follow your nose! [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I featured this comment so the rest of you can suffer the same fate!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/new-horror-visual-novel-resurrects-the-sega-genesis-289639.phtml] [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Almost makes you forget about the nose on your face. HA, I BET YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT AGAIN!

Welp, that's it for this edition! Keep on commenting, fellow Dtoiders, and hopefully we'll meet again next week!

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1:05 PM on 03.22.2015

Comments of the Week - Robo Revolution!

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To all who may concern: this site has been taken over by ROBOTS.

It's horrible: it's like, all of a sudden, the people we love the most are the ones with all the power.

Occams is a robot with a beard of cats!

The Great Fairy Pixielated is a robot with wings!

I say, I repeat, I say Isay Isay is a robo-rooster!

Mike Martin is a metal mech menance!

Even old granny Elsa is a robot!

Sephzilla is... exactly the same.

Anyway, as one of the survivors of the community, not enslaved by their tyrannical rule, and I'm going to chronicle what life is like in Destructoid by taking entries from people's daily lives and recording them down. As always, their testimonies will be separated into three categories...

[b]TRUTH[/b]: TRUST NO ONE!

[b]LOL[/b]: ROBOTS DON'T LAUGH!

[b]WUT?:[/b] WILL WE DO NOW?

How did things come to this? I remember when things were so peaceful [url=http://www.destructoid.com//comments-of-the-week-alive-once-again--289062.phtml]last week[/url] with tater tot rain and an awesome rap battle against Kim Jong Il... two miracles I never thought would happen in the same week.

[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/40649-194573-Truth1jpg-620x.jpg[/img]

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/isbarah-is-an-unforgiving-bullet-hell-platformer-289102.phtml]Isbarah is an unforgiving bullet hell platformer [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] At least it appeals to Destructoid just by having balls!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/play-family-feud-with-google-autocomplete-answers-289076.phtml]Play Family Feud with Google autocomplete answers [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I didn't expect that: why would you ever want to STOP?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/cancelled-kingdom-hearts-concept-art-with-frozen-wreck-it-ralph-star-wars-289074.phtml]Cancelled Kingdom Hearts concept art with Frozen, Wreck-It-Ralph, Star Wars [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I don't blame you: it's TOO TEMPTING!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-mario-party-10-288816.phtml]Review: Mario Party 10 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You could, but it's gonna be much more expensive to replace.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I prefer fake breasts to a flat chest!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-and-dena-enter-into-licensing-agreement-for-mobile-development-289157.phtml]Nintendo and DeNA enter into licensing agreement for mobile development [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Nah, man, too easy for me.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/dena-spent-5-years-trying-to-partner-with-nintendo-289191.phtml]DeNA spent 5 years trying to partner with Nintendo [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Never gets old!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Better late than never!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] She'll give in - who could resist someone as sexy as you?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/my-little-pony-avatars-available-for-ps3-at-3-99-each-289200.phtml]My Little Pony avatars available for PS3 at $3.99 each [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] But squares like those would put companies in Jeopardy!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's a burn.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/starcraft-ii-legacy-of-the-void-seeks-to-conclude-the-trilogy-with-an-exciting-finale-289203.phtml]Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void seeks to conclude the trilogy with an exciting finale [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't remember what I did last summer.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/microsoft-is-cool-with-pirates-upgrading-to-windows-10-for-free-289219.phtml]Microsoft is cool with pirates upgrading to Windows 10 for free [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Believe in the dicks: they only point to the future.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/metal-gear-creator-hideo-kojima-expected-to-split-with-konami-after-the-phantom-pain-289274.phtml]Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima expected to split with Konami after The Phantom Pain [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's pretty fucked up in my opinion.

[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/40649-194573-Lol1jpg-620x.jpg[/img]

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/grab-a-free-copy-of-bioshock-infinite-on-xbox-live-289130.phtml]Grab a free copy of Bioshock Infinite on Xbox Live [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Girls dig a guy who's honest! ...Or was it "hung?"

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/uh-ew-ermac-s-mortal-kombat-fatality-is-disgusting-and-visceral-289136.phtml]Uh, ew: Ermac's Mortal Kombat Fatality is disgusting and visceral [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] So this is what "puking your guts out" looks like!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Guess he couldn't stomach it. Also, your avatar is just perfect.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/rory-mcilroy-replaces-tiger-woods-on-ea-s-pga-tour-289162.phtml]Rory McIlroy replaces Tiger Woods on EA's PGA Tour [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Meaning's entirely different when you're a robot!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Open your mouth wide, let me see how big your mouth is!... Yes, I did just quote a Big Sean/ Calvin Harris song.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/happy-st-paddy-s-day-289158.phtml]Happy St. Paddy's Day [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The reason why this is in "LOL" and not "Truth" is because it's laughable how simply not true that statement is. French fries for life! Only a robot without one would say otherwise!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/sweet-closure-blade-kitten-adds-episode-2-dlc-years-after-its-debut-289190.phtml]Sweet closure: Blade Kitten adds Episode 2 DLC years after its debut [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Here's looking at you, kid!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/eb-games-australia-offering-nx-pre-orders-289208.phtml]EB Games Australia offering NX pre-orders [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The money or the well?

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-talks-nx-mobile-game-pricing-dena-partnership-289221.phtml]Nintendo talk NX, mobile game pricing, DeNA partnership [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what you get for "dragon" it on for that long!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/atari-bullying-indie-developer-behind-tempest-2000-289241.phtml]Atari bullying indie developer behind Tempest 2000 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] No joke, I actually know a hentai by that same name! ...Yes, it has brother-sister incest!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-punishes-quitters-with-head-exploding-quitalities-289299.phtml]Mortal Kombat X punishes quitters with head-exploding Quitalities [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Only a robot could make a pun like that!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] At least you didn't lose your head!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/donate-blood-in-denmark-your-free-copy-of-bloodborne-will-be-blood-born-289342.phtml]Donate blood in Denmark & your free copy of Bloodborne will be blood-born [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] You think he made all those by hand?

[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/40649-194573-Wut1jpg-620x.jpg[/img]

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-fruit-ninja-kinect-2-289110.phtml]Review: Fruit Ninja Kinect 2 [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I think I know what a backstab in this scenario would be!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/mortal-kombat-x-has-a-giant-spider-and-nope-nope-nope-nope-nope-289152.phtml]Mortal Kombat X has a giant spider and nope nope nope nope nope [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I can't top that.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/-do-it-with-female-nintendo-characters-to-celebrate-women-s-history-month-289180.phtml]"Do it" with female Nintendo characters to celebrate Women's History Month [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] That's what we thought. But then...

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Implying bears wears clothes in the first place.

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] I don't want to think when I watch porn: the blood's in a DIFFERENT head!

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/ass-to-mouth-dinosexual-action-in-nintendo-s-fossil-fighters-frontier-289234.phtml]Ass-to-mouth dinosexual action in Nintendo's Fossil Fighters: Frontier [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Man, if I was alive before I was conceived, I'd totally impregnant my mom. If I do it now, it'd just be weird.

[img]http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/4/42186-289383-869png-620x.jpg[/img]

[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] And I thought I saw everything.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/saturnsiren/best-5-ever-spent--289293.phtml]Best $5 ever spent!! [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] Lube? As in for MACHINES? Now I know how to stop one of the metal bastards...

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/this-sega-dreamcast-theme-for-3ds-is-legit-289236.phtml]This Sega Dreamcast theme for 3DS is legit [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...Do I want you to clarfiy what you meant by "worked fast"?

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] #WetDreamweaver a.k.a. best Dreamweaver!

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] The last three minutes of my porn videos usually ends with the girl telling me how bad I should feel for cumming in the first 10 seconds.

[b]From [url=http://www.destructoid.com/xbox-store-slip-confirms-predator-for-mortal-kombat-x-289300.phtml]Xbox Store slip confirms Predator for Mortal Kombat X [/url][/b]

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[b]Dreamweaver:[/b] ...That just happened.

Shoot, I transmitted for too long: they're on to me! I must escape today, but hopefully I can stay alive long enough to bring you another edition! Remember: it's up to YOU to keep this community alive by being your wacky-ass selves!

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