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Well, what is there to say about me? I'm kinda like your average gamer: I like to play games, I like to talk about games, and I hope to work in the video game industry one day.

I do tend to enjoy videogames more than the average gamer would though: videogames have been my life for as long as I remember (hell, the earliest memory that I can recall personally is me waking up and hopping on my SNES to play that X-men and Spider-man crossover game) so it's as much a part of me as my personality.

Although I LOVE to play videogames, having been doing so my whole life, I am not as skilled in videogames as others so I usually play on easier difficulties. Don't get me wrong, I do find it a bit dull when a game's too easy, and I do respect games that are hard for the players who want it (Dark Souls is deliciously hard and I wouldn't want it any other way) but I'd still like it if developers catering to gamers like me who simply aren't as skilled as others.

I have a wide variety of taste when it comes to games as I try to keep an open mind about everything that comes out: just because I play mainstream games Halo and Call of Duty doesn't mean I can't enjoy the underrated ones like Anarchy Reigns, Fire Emblem, and the like.
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Well, it's been a while since I've done a review, but come on, I kinda wanna blog about something... That being said, after looking around on the internet, I found some of the shadow of the colossus moe girls. I know I know, that was a LONG time ago, but because it's

A) Cute girls
B) Shadow of the Colossus and
C) Really big breasts
I decided why not; might as well build some nostalgia or whatever those old people say. Besides, they were new to me.

First off, let's start with the key so you know which girls are which (note, incomplete gallery, and you may have seen these pictures before)
Warning: Photos may be NSFW, so proceed with caution, especially if your mother's awake. Dad won't mind.

Of course, any Shadow of the Colossus fan worth his salt would've already known who's whojust by looking at the pictures.

Now, here's the two that most people have seen on websites such as kotaku and destructoid.

But after searching around on the internet, I found some of the other girls. Like I said, you probably seen it before since I didn't look TOO hard on google, but here's some of the other girls:

The first girl in a different perspective. Depending on the type of person you are, this might be better.

Damn frickin' horse boss... It actually took me like 20 minutes to get him to look inside the damn hole...

I dunno who this is, but I'm really hoping that it was the bearded boss. I loved that boss solely for that reason. I mean, the minute he came out, I just knew that I HAD to climb his beard.

Too bad this boss was on water... I ain't the water type of guy.

Aw, the imfamous crotch shot of a typical anime girl. Yep, gotta love the Japanese.

I know you're probably staring at her, but the first thing I noticed was the horse... I mean, he's the size of her eyeball! I can't imagine how big her... shoe... must be.

Honestly, they needed to moe-fied this boss. I mean, I almost had a heart attack when this little beast chased after me. But now... hell, I'm still getting a heart attack (but for different reasons... shoot, put me down on 1000 ways to die)

I dunno about you, but this boss was easily the worst in my opinion. I mean, the scale was nice (and her figures) but I'm not into the standing still boss. Plus, I fell off a few times, so that made it more annoying than not.

And I saved this for last because I know that it's many of you guy's favorite (myself included):

Damn, just one more reason to love this boss! (or should I say two more...?) Honestly, one of the best bosses not only in this game, but in the entire frickin' history of video gaming! Who didn't love using Argo to charge at this beast (doing that now would be creepy) to climb at her wings while the dust tornado pushed you back? And when you finally killed this beast... oh man, a sight to behold...

Now then, I think this was a pretty decent blog. I mean, it had girls, it involved games... that's two for two!

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