Yo, welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a series dedicated to display what Dtoiders, such as you, have said in the comment section that I have collected in order to give them a second chance at popularity for the people who either want to relive that moment, or experience for the first time. The comments here can vary, but they can always be placed within these three categories:
TRUTH: money does not grow on trees.
LOL: but fruit does, which can be sold for money.
WUT?: so money does grow on trees, just not directly.
Mind blown, right? How many of you are going to start planting trees in your yard? Or are you all still too busy making hideous creatures like what happened last week?
Dreamweaver: Remember kids: always lock your homes for Holmes!
Dreamweaver: Like reality TV!
Dreamweaver: It was clearly a Tuesday.
Dreamweaver: Gosh dammit, It's About To Get Gay In Here!
Dreamweaver: Seriously, if you can code a game, I expect you to know how to do math!
Dreamweaver: It's time to face the facts!
Dreamweaver: I can't even imagine what that would be like.
Dreamweaver: Ain't it the truth.
Dreamweaver: Looks like Putin has been putting your login info.
Dreamweaver: Why haven't we nuked Australia yet!?
Dreamweaver: He never did answer that.
Dreamweaver: This is comedy [Au].
Dreamweaver: WHAT DOES B DO!?
Dreamweaver: Worst sex scene in a video game ever.
Dreamweaver: But there's still so Germany of them.
Dreamweaver: We all know Kanye's an ass man.
Dreamweaver: Doesn't quite roll off the tongue. Pun intended.
Dreamweaver: Is that a good thing? Sounds like torture to me.
Dreamweaver: I never knew he had a thing for donkeys.
Dreamweaver: I would totally buy his translation audio tapes!
Dreamweaver: Or future Hitlers!
Dreamweaver: That's a lot of sofas.
Dreamweaver: ...Enlightenment makes my head hurt. Ignorance is bliss!
From Review: Titan Souls
Dreamweaver: Does it contain actual zombies?
Dreamweaver: But bugs give protein!
Dreamweaver: Court Fighter.
Dreamweaver: Because the end is coming?
Dreamweaver: Is that why you're called Occam's Electric Toothbrush?
Dreamweaver: He's busy making his handmade mayo!
Dreamweaver: I don't know why you'd fondle a table, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Dreamweaver: ...THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REAL AMERICAN!
Dreamweaver: ...Then why suggest it!? *throws away baggies*
Dreamweaver: Left, right... what was the next part? Right again? Dammit, these are too hard!
Dreamweaver: Mental note: bring my own controller.
Dreamweaver: I guess you could say "Love is a Battlefield"?
Dreamweaver: 50 Shades of Light.
Yeah, I can't think of a better way to end this week's Comments of the Week, so that's it for now! Hopefully we'll get another edition soon, so make sure to interact in the comment sections! Who knows, maybe you'll even be featured next time!
Welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week. We've been through this song and dance enough to know what it's about, but just in case: Comments of the Week is a series that showcases the best comments of the community for others to enjoy! So whether you've been gone for most of the week and haven't seen these live, or are just catching the re-runs, then this is for you! As always, comments will be placed within three categories:
TRUTH: people used to have to record shows with video cassettes.
LOL: I know! So stupid, right?
WUT?: How did we ever manage to watch TV back then?
You can catch last week's edition at this link right here. No VCR needed.
Dreamweaver: Gosh dammit Mike.
Dreamweaver: Okay, try to tell me it doesn't!
Dreamweaver: Sexbox 360 sounds like a four person position.
Dreamweaver: The Last of Our Money.
Dreamweaver: Yeah man, we were being nice about it.
Dreamweaver: I like that name. At least it's not as bad as a henchman named Keith.
Dreamweaver: No joke, I thought those were Japanese styled donut when I was little. I thought the Japanese were weird because of it. ...That didn't change over the years.
Dreamweaver: You'd think people would learn not to mess with America.
Dreamweaver: It's just like the McRib...
Dreamweaver: I hope no one takes off work for this.
Dreamweaver: This was days go... Did anyone actually send help? No? Let's pretend this didn't happen.
Dreamweaver: Too much truth.
Dreamweaver: Looks like people need to start thinking of the parents.
Dreamweaver: Wanna trade for my 3's and 7's?
Dreamweaver: That needs to be in the next Sup Holmes/ Samus and Sagat.
Dreamweaver: Needs to be featured.
Dreamweaver: Where's the sunglasses!?
Dreamweaver: Such skills.
Dreamweaver: For rizzles.
Dreamweaver: Gosh dammit, I say, gosh dammit.
Dreamweaver: Does the jockstrap match the pajamas?
Dreamweaver: A pineapple a day keeps babies away!
Dreamweaver: That's how plagarism start!
Dreamweaver: GoofierBrute sounds like a comic book name...
Dreamweaver: ...Apparently a villain's.
Dreamweaver: People with Rathalos gets the bitches. Bitches loves Rathalos.
Dreamweaver: The Last Slice for Us.
Dreamweaver: How can anyone refuse such a stay?
Dreamweaver: Why are you naked?
Dreamweaver: Keep making that villain backstory!
Dreamweaver: Wait, is it a Sonic or a Sanic?
Dreamweaver: Here's a question: does PaRappa wrappa when he goes digging for treasure?
Dreamweaver: ...I can't wait to hear how they respond to that.
Dreamweaver: I always knew he was a dick sun.
Dreamweaver: ...Your guess is as good as mine.
Dreamweaver: If you want to see more, click the link above (bet you just now noticed that)! You sick bastard.
Welp, we're ending on that nightmare fuel. Hope you don't get too freaked out to show up next time! Keep commenting, you fine folks, and hopefully we'll get another edition up soon!
Welcome back to another edition of Comments of the Week! As you may know, Comments of the Week is a series where I, your host Dreamweaver, will select the best comments to showcase to others whether it's something funny, random, or questionable! This community spotlight is here to not only give people a first or second chance at 15 minutes of fame, but to also provide people who might have been busy this week to see what went down. As always, these comments will be sorted by three categories:
TRUTH: I'm right behind you!
LOL: Nah, man, I just be kiddin'.
WUT?: ...OR AM I?
In case you missed last week's edition, you can follow the link here. While I'm following you.
Dreamweaver: Am I sympathizing with Kim Jong-Il!?
Dreamweaver: For the people who need to do it but don't have people to do it for them.
From Review: Grey Goo
Dreamweaver: It tastes even worse.
Dreamweaver: They're hoping the boobs will distract us!
Dreamweaver: May sell less tickets, but the theatre's gonna make a killing off concessions.
Dreamweaver: Be honest: how many of you thought it was Hitler?
Dreamweaver: They told me I can't go Home again. I told them I never did.
Dreamweaver: Dude also looks like he's hovering over the couch. Ghost confirmed.
Dreamweaver: Why so angry?
Dreamweaver: Is that why Billy's so chilly?
Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.
Dreamweaver: If only Eve was allergic to apples...
Dreamweaver: Did you say "lolnope" and slid down the ladder?
Dreamweaver: That Charizard's always chasing tail because his is on fire.
Dreamweaver: I put a lot of work into female characters that caused me bankruptcy too!
Dreamweaver: She can't talk with her mouth full!
Dreamweaver: Basements teens are so overrated.
Dreamweaver: "Lots of lube" is never a terrible mistake.
Dreamweaver: Then the world is doomed. In, like, 500 years when they actually do something.
Dreamweaver: Neither could I!
Dreamweaver: You can walk but you can't walk forever!
Dreamweaver: Now I can't get the theme out of my head!
Dreamweaver: It really does.
Dreamweaver: Why use a fence at all? Have you not seen a Edgar Wright movie?
Dreamweaver: That taser probably helped the granny more than it hurt.
Dreamweaver: Then what is his final!?
Dreamweaver: They're professional asses!
Dreamweaver: I've never seen anyone so passionate about Winne the Pooh onesies!
Dreamweaver: That dog will haunt my nightmares!
Dreamweaver: WHAT? I'd go crazy just TRYING to resist that long!
Dreamweaver: But the vowels are the best part!
Dreamweaver: ...Can't it be both?
Dreamweaver: Whether I do it or not, my shower length is still roughly the same.
Dreamweaver: More like blue balls.
Dreamweaver: He never did answer that question.
Dreamweaver: ...I just get directed to gay porn sites.
Dreamweaver: So this is what they mean by car porn.
Dreamweaver: Kim Jong-Il... wins? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA?
And that wraps up this edition of Comments of the Week! As always, I hoped you enjoyed this, had a laugh or few, and I hope to see you guys again! Stay who you are, Destructoid: there's no one else I'd want you to be. Except maybe my sexy sister.
Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a collection of comments that you, the community, have made that I think are worth sharing! So, in case you've been gone this week, or simply want to relive some of the moments you love once again, then this is for you!
As always, these comments are selected and placed into three categories:
TRUTH: did you know dolphins ejaculate at over 150 MPH?
LOL: no, really, it's true!
WUT?: I read it in a bestiliaty hentai.
In case you missed last week's episode, either because you weren't available or you simply miss it and want to experience it again, you can click here to see the show before getting started with this one! I'll wait.
Dreamweaver: Well, now I've heard everything.
Dreamweaver: I'm okay with people wanting HD ports, but there's gotta be a limit.
Dreamweaver: Why not? Just think of the missiles as "looping money shots".
Dreamweaver: But bongos soothe the savage Souls.
Dreamweaver: Now that you're featured, you are doubly obligated to make that dream come true! Hehe, come.
Dreamweaver: That graph also doubles as the state of my erections from arousal to orgasms. Clearly the reason why I'm single.
Dreamweaver: Back then, people got paid to test games! Crazy, I know!
Dreamweaver: I guess we know now who's Bloodborne, amIright?
Dreamweaver: To his credit, this means Chris Carter knows how to use his hands!
Dreamweaver: DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION!
Dreamweaver: Shame you're a ronin for life, because that's like Sensei wisdom right there.
Dreamweaver: Naw, he's just charging up for the most epic bro-fist.
Dreamweaver: All those years of swinging women around have prepared me for this.
Dreamweaver: I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.
Dreamweaver: The joke is that the shovel is Occam's grandma who turned into a weapon. Also a lesbian.
Dreamweaver: Like something Kanye would do!
Dreamweaver: Or not enough, depending on how you look at him.
Dreamweaver: I hear Arms is nice this time of year.
Dreamweaver: This is why I can't make eye contact with girls unless they're flat-chested. At which point I probably wouldn't be talking to them in the first place.
Dreamweaver: You can't miss it: it's the console actually running away!
Dreamweaver: They wouldn't if you had a beard!
Dreamweaver: I guess he colon't handle it.
Dreamweaver: So soon?
Dreamweaver: I jumped N and shoot attack at people. It wasn't very effective.
Dreamweaver: You're not a dick, you're a cock. Totally different.
Dreamweaver: What happens if you lose count?
Dreamweaver: He never did answer that.
Dreamweaver: ...Never before did I want Rule 34 of a Vita.
Dreamweaver: Seriously, how outdated are they?
Dreamweaver: ...I don't want to come in there.
Dreamweaver: I hope these guys aren't going to be streaming Bloodborne if you know what I mean. Which, I hope you don't, because even that disturbs me.
Dreamweaver: So that's why my chocolate milk was full of pulp.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, how else are you supposed to pitch a tent?
Dreamweaver: I would be afraid to know what goes in there.
Dreamweaver: I'd love to see the baby pictures!
Dreamweaver: I featured this comment so the rest of you can suffer the same fate!
Dreamweaver: Almost makes you forget about the nose on your face. HA, I BET YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT AGAIN!
Welp, that's it for this edition! Keep on commenting, fellow Dtoiders, and hopefully we'll meet again next week!
To all who may concern: this site has been taken over by ROBOTS.
It's horrible: it's like, all of a sudden, the people we love the most are the ones with all the power.
Occams is a robot with a beard of cats!
The Great Fairy Pixielated is a robot with wings!
I say, I repeat, I say Isay Isay is a robo-rooster!
Mike Martin is a metal mech menance!
Even old granny Elsa is a robot!
Sephzilla is... exactly the same.
Anyway, as one of the survivors of the community, not enslaved by their tyrannical rule, and I'm going to chronicle what life is like in Destructoid by taking entries from people's daily lives and recording them down. As always, their testimonies will be separated into three categories...
TRUTH: TRUST NO ONE!
LOL: ROBOTS DON'T LAUGH!
WUT?: WILL WE DO NOW?
How did things come to this? I remember when things were so peaceful last week with tater tot rain and an awesome rap battle against Kim Jong Il... two miracles I never thought would happen in the same week.
Dreamweaver: At least it appeals to Destructoid just by having balls!
Dreamweaver: I didn't expect that: why would you ever want to STOP?
Dreamweaver: I don't blame you: it's TOO TEMPTING!
Dreamweaver: You could, but it's gonna be much more expensive to replace.
Dreamweaver: I prefer fake breasts to a flat chest!
Dreamweaver: ...Nah, man, too easy for me.
Dreamweaver: Never gets old!
Dreamweaver: Better late than never!
Dreamweaver: She'll give in - who could resist someone as sexy as you?
Dreamweaver: But squares like those would put companies in Jeopardy!
Dreamweaver: That's a burn.
Dreamweaver: I can't remember what I did last summer.
Dreamweaver: Believe in the dicks: they only point to the future.
Dreamweaver: That's pretty fucked up in my opinion.
Dreamweaver: Girls dig a guy who's honest! ...Or was it "hung?"
Dreamweaver: So this is what "puking your guts out" looks like!
Dreamweaver: Guess he couldn't stomach it. Also, your avatar is just perfect.
Dreamweaver: Meaning's entirely different when you're a robot!
Dreamweaver: Open your mouth wide, let me see how big your mouth is!... Yes, I did just quote a Big Sean/ Calvin Harris song.
Dreamweaver: The reason why this is in "LOL" and not "Truth" is because it's laughable how simply not true that statement is. French fries for life! Only a robot without one would say otherwise!
Dreamweaver: Here's looking at you, kid!
Dreamweaver: The money or the well?
Dreamweaver: That's what you get for "dragon" it on for that long!
Dreamweaver: No joke, I actually know a hentai by that same name! ...Yes, it has brother-sister incest!
Dreamweaver: Only a robot could make a pun like that!
Dreamweaver: At least you didn't lose your head!
Dreamweaver: You think he made all those by hand?
Dreamweaver: I think I know what a backstab in this scenario would be!
Dreamweaver: I can't top that.
Dreamweaver: That's what we thought. But then...
Dreamweaver: Implying bears wears clothes in the first place.
Dreamweaver: I don't want to think when I watch porn: the blood's in a DIFFERENT head!
Dreamweaver: Man, if I was alive before I was conceived, I'd totally impregnant my mom. If I do it now, it'd just be weird.
Dreamweaver: And I thought I saw everything.
From Best $5 ever spent!!
Dreamweaver: Lube? As in for MACHINES? Now I know how to stop one of the metal bastards...
Dreamweaver: ...Do I want you to clarfiy what you meant by "worked fast"?
Dreamweaver: #WetDreamweaver a.k.a. best Dreamweaver!
Dreamweaver: The last three minutes of my porn videos usually ends with the girl telling me how bad I should feel for cumming in the first 10 seconds.
Dreamweaver: ...That just happened.
Shoot, I transmitted for too long: they're on to me! I must escape today, but hopefully I can stay alive long enough to bring you another edition! Remember: it's up to YOU to keep this community alive by being your wacky-ass selves!
You know that feeling you get when you're playing Mario Kart, and you're on the last lap on the final turn to the finish line, and right when you're about to win, a blue shell comes out of nowhere and knocks you several places back?
Well, I don't know why I brought that up because this has nothing to do with that.
Welcome back to Comments of the Week, a series where I collect what I hope to be the best selection of comments that you, the community, have made! So, whether you've been busy this week and want a peek at what happened and what's going on, or want to relive some of the funnier moments because you can't let the past go, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into these three fine categories:
TRUTH: absorb that knowledge.
LOL: bust that gut.
WUT?: scratch that noggin.
Get it. Got it? Go!
Dreamweaver: Looks like business... is booming. In the bad way.
Dreamweaver: And your bank account.
Dreamweaver: Good thing he's a doctor, because I'm going need one for the headache that comment gave me.
Dreamweaver: Anyone who pays for all that is bending over for EA to give them a Hardline.
Dreamweaver: Be perfect if it had a giant joystick...
Dreamweaver: Master Hand always gets blamed for Crazy Hand's mischief.
Dreamweaver: I think he's lactose-intolerant, am I right?
Dreamweaver: My imaginary friends never lets me win at games.
Dreamweaver: This sounds about as fun as watching evolution in progress in real time.
Dreamweaver: "There's gold over dem hills!"
Dreamweaver: And that we actually WANTED the cards to be in mint condition.
Dreamweaver: Hell yeah fucking right!
Dreamweaver: Better take a cold shower for that BURN.
Dreamweaver: I've seen enough hentais to know where this is going.
Dreamweaver: True story: I typed the comment, saw the mistake right before I hit "send", cock my head to the side staring at it, then hit send anyway. Best typo I ever made.
Dreamweaver: Them bearded ladies in the circus gots the right idea!
Dreamweaver: After making that Revelation, right?
Dreamweaver: There needs to be a nega-Andy avatar with a thumbs down and a frowny face.
Dreamweaver: Cumming on communism, eh?
Dreamweaver: What the phuck is going on here?
Dreamweaver: Yeah, man, where's your Call of Duty?
Dreamweaver: When did you start to realize? When you were having fun?
Dreamweaver: So much truth, so much laughs, I didn't know how to categorize this. Just like Gone Home, really.
Dreamweaver: Now I know why the aliens killed him, presumably with fire.
Dreamweaver: Well, now that's a story that makes you go "wut?"
Dreamweaver: It's a penis.
From Review: Blackhole
Dreamweaver: I got a sudden release coming in the next hour or so, if you know what I mean.
Dreamweaver: Does it take place during Taco Tuesday? Because that's the real fright!
Dreamweaver: Metal Gear's gonna bring the Phantom Pain.
Dreamweaver: That's how I feel on a daily basis!
From Review: Starwhal
Dreamweaver: Better image for therapists to use than ink blobs.
Dreamweaver: I thought it was Microsoft's attempt to make an iPod.
Dreamweaver: Mind = blown.
Dreamweaver: ...I don't even know what to say other than I'd watch it.
Dreamweaver: Whelp, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
And that's it for this week, folks! Remember: you can't be featured if you're not commenting!