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Favorite Gaming moments in MS Paint
Drbad asH | 12:25 PM on 12.13.2007 25 comments


http://boards.1up.com/zd/board/message?board.id=games&thread.id=477309&view=by_date_ascending&page=1

saw this today. if it was previously posted, sorry. some of them are pretty damn good. most are hilarious.

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Rant: Crysis Demo
Drbad asH | 7:21 AM on 10.29.2007 6 comments


OK... so there will be many assumptions here but Id like to think that they are justified.
So EA... when someone takes the time, in the PC gaming world, to go and download a large 1.7 gig demo of a game that is so far exclusive to the PC, it might be safe to assume that said person probably already knows what the demo is about and theres a good chance that said person has already seen 1 if not many commercials on this demo.
I have been waiting for Crysis for many moons and been eager to get the SP demo for just a taste. And friday I got that taste.

...

Of course there is always something...

So now i have this great demo installed (pretty quickly at that) and I sit down to play the game.
First up, animated BINK movie, company logos.

EA
CRYTEK
NVIDIA
INTEL
PIZZA HUT

You can't skip them... as annoying as they are, I can forgive that quick product placement.
But then... the real crap kicks in.
"Lets play the extended 3 minute movie trailer we released several months back before you get to the main menu. But to make sure that they totally absorb the full awesomeness of how great this game is we need to make sure they can't skip it at all."

Now, we've all seen this before in games where they have a short advert at the END of the demo to give you a taste of whats to come so you get more incentive to buy it, but come on... is this necessary? This trailer is months old, no in game footage, and you CANT SKIP THE FUCKING THING????

Weak... very weak...I got the demo because Ive ALREADY seen the trailers and read the articles and wanted to try this game (and will probably buy very soon). For the love of God, LET ME SKIP THE DAMN TRAILERS!!!!!





On a side note... this demo was awesome to play so far. Graphics are freaking amazing. The atmosphere is wonderful. Cant wait to buy it and bitch some more about unnecessary things.

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Final Fantasy + Dead or Alive = Cat fight
Drbad asH | 12:00 PM on 10.11.2007 10 comments


nice lil video at Gametrailers.com. I think this is the same guy that did Master Chief vs Samus but I havent checked yet. Enjoy

EDIT: whoops, didnt know it was front paged already. sorry ladies.


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Please... for the love of God... watch this video
Drbad asH | 12:08 PM on 10.08.2007 6 comments


You will be forever blessed and learned or doing so
EDIT:
bah i cant make it work

http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o

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Soldier of Fortune 3: Rollercoaster of Emotion
Drbad asH | 8:41 AM on 10.03.2007 6 comments



While im sure plenty of you saw the so-called instore poster for SOF3 and scoffed, though were definately curious. Well, according to kotaku's man its been officialized.
While im ecstatic about it, there were 3 things that bothered me...

quoted from kotaku:
"Firstly, Raven, the developer of the previous two games, is not involved. Despite this, Williams said they will be bringing back the gib-enhancing GHOUL technology... it just won't be GHOUL. He didn't even say GHOUL. Just gibs."

- so no Raven (sad)
- no GHOUL or GHOUL2.0 (sadder)
- and this is the be a budget title?

at first i was giddy. then the realization that it wouldnt be right to release a game so soon with little to no info leaked about its imminent release. then thrilled to see it was indeed true that it was coming out in november. only now its released that there are some changes to my beloved game.
Ive been annoyed since i lost my old copy of SOF2 and havent been able to shoot the face off a russian in a yellow raincoat but now this.
While they promise gibs... I was hoping for the promise of quality, not commodity.
Either way, I want to see a demo and be the final judge... SOF3 cant possibly be that bad... can it?

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Stranglehold for PC: Get your gun off... fast... with crashes
Drbad asH | 8:13 AM on 10.01.2007 4 comments



So I caved in and bought it. I've read the reviews and parlayed the criticism and jumped in. I didn't take this jump lightly as I'm pretty stingy with money and $50 is a lot to drop for a game that lasts roughly 5-7 hours. But I am a huge fan of Hard Boiled and recently bought the special edition DVD so I figured why not?

STORY:
So our invincible cop Tequila is set loose upon Hong Kong's seedy underworld as a cop is taken hostage by a new young upstart gang. Along the way he gets caught up in a kidnapping plot that involves his ex-girlie and his illegitmate daughter. Naturally, when someone kidnaps your kid and ex, the only thing you can do is grab your duelies and dodge bullets like they were rain drops. What was a little un-Woo like was the twists in the story. Usually, in Woo action movies, you see the deceptions and betrayals as they occur. In this game its, a subtle hint of a guy sneering or such and then guns start blazing. The plot is a little hard to follow, but most of the roadblocks come from Chow Yun Fat's broken English, which I wont bombast but its kinda hard to listen, especially when everyone else in the game speaks perfect English, I mean all the Chinese cops and gangsters all speak English like no ones business.


PRODUCTION:
The Unreal 3.0 engine is pretty bad ass in this environment. Theres some kinda proprietary device they call Massive D to describe the huge amount of damage that can be done to the environment. All the settings are very well designed and laid out. Everything looks damn pretty. Everything blows up damn nice. Its a blast to destroy whole casinos or museums. Its just fun.
Theres actually a neat tool in effect that randomizes the bad guys faces and clothes so that every time you play and every guy you face is always gonna be slightly different. Which is actually pretty neat. As every kill you see close up just seems a little different. This adds to the immersion and should be implemented in other games.


GAMEPLAY:
This is what you do in the game: aim and dont stop firing. To many people, the fact that all you do is just shoot an ungodly amount of bullets at hundreds (and i do mean hundreds) of bad guys seems contrived and gets old quickly. Sorry to say I didn't feel the same way. It is damn fun shooting everything and everyone. Im not sure how the console players are doing it but the mouse/keyboard was perfect. Reminded me very much of Max Payne controls. Aiming was clean and concise and movements were responsive. And plus, on Hard Boiled mode, Im not sure if the console players have as many baddies but if I didnt have my mouse/keyboard combo, Id prolly die more than I already did.
There was 1 extra gameplay mode where you grab a chaingun on a helicopter similar to Matrix:Path of Neo that was totally un-necessary but I guess they wanted to give a small amount of variety.
There is also the standoffs where you have to kill a group of the bad guys surrounding you. That actually got old quickly.
You get a couple of special moves as you do more damage and get Style points for killing people. From health to invincibilty, they become essential in the later levels.


CONS:
There are definately a few problems with the PC version of this game... though since I dont own any of the next gen consoles, save Wii, I can't totally compare them but I'm pretty sure I can point out the issues considering.
Lets do a list shall we?
- 15 gigs of HDD space... really?
- on my quad core with 2 gigs of ram, my CPU utlization was at nearly 40-60% the whole game. Thats pretty insane considering games like Bioshock and TF2 were only running around 20-30%. I even topped 70% a few times. Is there really THAT much going on?
- the menu interface is hands down, awful. It looks like they made this for a console first and had no intention of tweaking the menus for PC users. Shame on you Midway. You couldn't just make an easier interface for the mouse users out there. There were many times you are asked Yes/No question in the menu where you need to click a small arrow to change them. But as soon as you click it, the game assumes you accepted the default answer. Weak.
- multiplayer blows. the fact that nobody has a game going except for that guy in wherever who has everyone connected pinging at 250+ is weak. it would have been cool to get something more out of it but i couldnt. and once again the menus here were TERRIBLE
- standoffs with the mouse are angering. every time you get in a standoff, you have no idea where the mouse reticle will appear, while not a problem in general, these standoffs are time based and it totally throws you off everytime you get into one. the worst is on the last level where you have to kill like 20 bad guys in a row. def not thought out for the PC version
- short. yea i beat it in around 7 hours. yea it was kinda short.
- jumping. apparently Tequila can't jump like normal people. he can only dodge bullets. This was kinda annoying in a few areas where you wanted to get by and any normal person could just jump over said obstacle... but not Inspector Tequila... he had to dive in dramatic fashion.
- bugs. I definately had a few times early on that I had BSOD crashes from the game where I had to reboot the whole damn computer. Not exactly happy about that. Would have been nice to see a patch or notice of a patch from Midway but their support forums are about as useful as 2kGames'. But nvidia's new drivers seemed to have fixed something as after installing them, I had 0 issues with the game


THE DEAL:
Yea it has flaws. As you can see from above it has a few of them. But still, I had a blast playing the game and will have a couple more run throughs. Theres just something fun about running through and destroying everything you see around you with little remorse for those bad guys. Im hoping since this is an Unreal 3.0 game that maybe a mod community could come out of this... but the way the game seems set up doesnt allow for easy map making. But we can only hope. For those Hard Boiled fans out there, you should give it a try. If not now, definately later when the price comes down. It is still pure fun to play... at least when its not crashing.

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