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3:39 AM on 03.20.2012

Congratulations! Your Dr. Rainbow evolved into Heart Attack Man

- Yo Rainbow dude! Where the hell have you been?!
= I had a heart attack, son!
- WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!

And yeah, that’s actually true. I had a heart attack at the age of 20. Fuck my life. From now on this is my theme song.
But now I’m back (AGAIN?!) and can do shit. So maybe I’m gonna draw something soon or maybe not.
But WAIT, my heart attack is not the saddest thing what has happened to me recently. My PS3 died :(

Goodbye, bro.   read


12:21 PM on 01.19.2012

In Rainbow Colors # 4, Shinobi 3DS fanart and Trine 2 impressions

I'm finally, officially back and I've got a lot of new things to show. I'm so excited to be back to doing what I love. So excited, I want to kiss Holmes's shiny head.


Shinobi 3DS
I think more people should play Shinobi on the 3DS, because it is quite excellent. Perfect controls, amazing scoring system, brilliant stage design, great counter system (if you are fast enough, you can deflect almost any attack), decent 3d effects and a really fucking stupid story. In other words, Shinobi 3DS is the total package. So, look at my fan art and GO BUY THIS GAME. I don't care if you don't have a 3DS, BUY THIS GAME AND LOOK AT IT. But seriously though, it's one of the best games in the series. Give it a chance.


Trine 2
Yesterday I played Trine 2 for the first time and so far I like two things about this game:

Portal 2 is a game that makes you feel like a genius. Trine 2 is a game that makes you feel like a retard. And I don't mean anything bad by that. The game is just too damn beautiful. Most of the puzzles are not that hard, but you will spend like hours just staring at the background, then you have a solution to the puzzle right under your nose. At it's core, Trine 2 is a co-op game, so I recommend playing it with your friends. And if you don't have any friends ..... :(   read


1:19 AM on 12.31.2011

Rainbow Game Awards

Well, It's been a long time since I wrote anything. I’m still in the middle of my university exams, so I’m kinda busy right now. But it’s New Year's Eve, so FUCK IT. I want to thank everyone at the Destructoid for such a great year. I wish you the best of everything. Happy New Year, guys!
My comicstrip series «In Rainbow Colors» will return in January, but for now I present you yet another The Best Games of the Year list – Rainbow Game Awards

Batman Arkham City
Ok, there is a scene in the game where Batman punches a huge Shark right in the face. Nuff said. It's not as good this, though.
bat shark repellent spray

Sonic Generations
A great Sonic game, eh? Well, it was a year of surprises. But the Sky Sanctuary level is still awful.

Skyrim
I don’t want to die, so I choose Skyrim.

Shadows of the Damned
TASTE MY BIG BONER!

Spider-man Edge of Time
I kinda like this game. The story is so stupidly dramatic. The gameplay is somewhat better than Shattered Dimensions. Overall, it is a pretty decent game to rent.

Sucker Punch
The story was ridiculously stupid, the controls were awful and the gameplay was non-existent. I think, Zack Snyder should stick to making movies.

Deus Ex Human Revolution
Oh my God! It’s full of Keanu Reeves!
Wow

See you next year!   read


6:04 AM on 11.30.2011

In Rainbow Colors (comic strip) # 3: Tales from Skyrim

Since everyone's doing it, here's my tale from Skyrim.


http://andyasteroid.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4hqdu5

True Story.
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You can follow me on Twitter for updates and shit - http://twitter.com/#!/asteroid_andy   read


8:34 AM on 11.27.2011

New comic strip + help me name this series


http://andyasteroid.deviantart.com/#/d4hgf11 - for bigger version of this picture

Novembergeddon is almost over, and I'm really tired of video games at the moment. BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS SHIT



Sometimes there's just too many games. Hopefully, after a few days of rest I will be back for more Skyward Sword.
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HELP ME COME UP WITH A NAME FOR MY COMIC STRIP SERIES!
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You can follow me on Twitter for updates and shit - http://twitter.com/#!/asteroid_andy   read


11:43 AM on 11.22.2011

Dr. Rainbow is doing a comic strip?! Unfortunately, yes.

I decided to make a Destructoid comic strip, because why not? Everyone and their grandma have a comic strip, so here's another one. Well, sorry :(

By the way, the Sky Sanctuary level in Sonic Generations literally made me cry. The game is great, but this level is just horrible.   read


11:28 AM on 10.09.2011

SAMUSxPRINCESS PEACH fanart + Decide what should I draw next

Last time many people were expecting boobs and they didn't get any. I want to redeem myself, so here's Asstits (don't want to upset any ass men).

Oh, and here's just a picture of Princes Peach as Samus Aran, but that's not important.

Hope you liked my Asstits picture. I'm really proud of it. In my humble opinion, it's a masterpiece.
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Give me your crazy ideas, guys. May the man with the sickest mind win!   read


2:05 AM on 09.26.2011

Shadows of the Damned fanart + Decide what should I draw next

So here's Shadows of the Damned fanart. Unfortunately, there are no boobs WAIT DON"T GO. Seriously, guys, there are better things in life than boobs. Like alcohol, strong drugs and video games. No? Oh, okay.

This time I won't give you options to choose from. I want you to come up with the craziest mash up fanart idea. Well, you know, like Kratos in Ulala's outfit (Space Channel 5) or something like that. GO NUTS!   read


2:42 PM on 09.17.2011

Ninja Gaiden fanart + Decide what should I draw next

Oh hai guys! That's meeee. Okay, I should probably stop quoting the Room and get to the point. Here's another fanart by me, and this time it's a drawing of Ryu Hayabusa from original Ninja Gaiden trilogy. It's a mixed bag, as far as I'm concerned, but maybe you'll like it. And don't ask me about the pink eye. It just looks cool.

I'm not sure about what I want to draw next, so I can use your help, guys. I'm too busy to work on the Destructoid comicbook, but I can do a weekly drawing just for fun. So, decide what should I draw next!

Here's the list of games.
1) God of War
2) Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom
3) Little Nemo: The Dream Master
4) Shadows of the Damned
5) Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Maybe an epic drawing based on the Little Nemo? Or maybe some fugly drawings of Adam Jensen? Let me know what would you like to see.   read


3:16 AM on 09.12.2011

No life # 1

Good evening, ladies and gents. Recently I've been thinking what I don't share any thoughts on the games I play with my favorite Dtoid community. And that is just wrong. So let me come on…your monitors…ok, this joke is dead.

Space marine is a game where Mark Strong, some old fart and a 75 years old boy (Yeah, I know) are having fun while killing a bunch of plants FOR THE EMPEROR. So this game is like Plants vs Zombies? It would be, if it had a cover system. But since Space Marine does not feature a cover system, it is totally not a Gears of War rip-off. But, on the other hand, it does ripping off Final Fight. Both games are about one manly man killing a hundreds of other not so manly men for the greater good.

Shits and giggles aside, Space marine is a great game and totally worth your time and money. Sure, single player campaign is shorter than Hamlet by Kenneth Branagh. But you know what? I like it when a game ends before it starts being repetitive. But, I've got to tell you this game is like the manliest game EVAH. So, if you're gay and shit, don't even bother playing it.

Space Marine gets 4 plants and 4 zombies out of 5.

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I love to discover so-called hidden gems on the old consoles. It's my fucking hobby. And so I bought an old PS2 shooter Mace Griffin Bounty Hunter. Mostly because of the PSW review, where this happened: “Mace Griffin is Halo for Playstation 2. It’s that good”. Jesus ass! It's as good as Halo?! This is gonna be awesome!!!111


PSW reviewer gets 0 out of 5.

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Resistance 3 is a first game in the series which actually has a great cover. The first one was ok, the second one was bland as shit, and this time, just beautiful. As for the game itself, it's like a love letter for the fans of the genre. It is amazing what nobody making a big deal of such a well-crafted, well-made game. So much thought and effort were put into design. Too bad the story is still a half-assed something. I mean it’s better than previous games, even has some emotional moments. But overall it's still feels like eating an ice-cream after smoking a pack of cigarettes. Oh, and you fight humans in this game. SPOILERS.

Resistance 3 gets 4 Captain Qwarks out of 5

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I think by now everyone and their grandma knows about Dead Island. Honestly, lets be honest here. Like any Techland game, it's a technical mess. But this time the game is actually really fun. I just don't see why people saying that it is completely different from Dead Rising series. In my opinion, both games have very similar gameplay, but, at the same time, they use different approaches. I have only one complain: the infected. Fuck these guys! I nearly shit my pants, when I was playing this game at night while being shitface drunk.

Dead Island gets 4 banana hammocks out of 5.

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Believe it or not, I've only now played the Other M, and I liked it. Sure, the source material was raped sideways, but I think you guys are just being pessimistic. I think you saw this game like this

and I saw it like this

I-I do drugs sometimes(
Besides, if Yoshio Sakamoto directed the game, doesn't that mean what in creator's head Samus always was this kind of character? It's actually really sad. Good thing I'm not a Metroid fan! HAHAHAHAHA! The game itself is decent. The controls are…how do I put it…interesting. But have you seen how Samus run in this game? It's absolutely amazing. I can watch her do that for hours.

Metroid Other M gets 4 John Malkovich out of 5.

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A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life © Charles Darwin

Well, Charles, I wasted 10 hours on Deux Ex Human Revolution and I did not discovered the value of life, but I had a hell of a good time. It's definitely one of the best games of 2011 so far, and possible a GOTY. But, unfortunately, I can't see Deux Ex HR achieving cult status. It is a great game (sometimes even FRICKEN AMAZING), but not a gamechanger. Oh, and fans, original Deux Ex is not better just because it's old. Both games are great, Human Revolution is just a little bit different. I think it's better when a game series feels like several different games, rather than one big one.

Deux Ex Human Revolution gets 5 David Hayters out of 5.

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I've got sick and tired of hearing that this game is actually pretty good, so I finally played it. And yes, thank you all, this game in fact is really good, but still it's pretty hard to enjoy a game, when you're bleeding from your ears. Don't hate me, my brothaz, but I'm not a biggest fan of 50 cent. I'm sure he's a very talented guy, has a big black dick, and maybe he's even a nice person, but strangely he's the last thing I want to see and hear in 50 Cent Blood on the Sand, COZ THIS GAME ROCKS. Ok, it's not that good, but for the game with 50 cent in it, this game does, indeed, rock. As for the music, I guess I can always put Guile's theme over it, because Guile's theme goes with everything. YAY, I MADE A JOKE.

50 Cent Blood on the Sand gets 3 black puppies out of 5

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Xenoblade is great. But it’s only great in Europe.

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Oh, and by the way, I'm still working on that Destructoid comicbook, so don't you worry your little heart.
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Uh, sorry about that(   read


10:49 AM on 07.16.2011

Destructoid (comic book)

Recently I was thinking of doing a pretty interesting destructoid-related project. As you already know, I like to draw stuff. And I was thinking of doing a destructoid comic book series. But I think it would be too boring to read just my story, so I'm looking for other comic book artists or just people who like to draw. Together we can make several different stories and present it like a destructoid comic book compilation or something like that (you know, something like Animatrix or Batman Gotham Knight). Of course, only if you are interested in that kind of work.
I already started to work on my little story, in which Mr Destructoid as a detective trying to find out who and why is killing dtoid editors (I hope nobody will get offended). It is kinda like a mix of Blade Runner, Watchmen and Batman. I only did 2 pages of that, because at the moment I'm not sure if I would continue. After all, this comic is not my main project. It's up to you guys - if you like it, I would probably continue doing that. But I will need help of some dtoid editors, since they are involved in the story (of course, only if they are interested in doing something like that).
Oh, and guys, If somebody wants to do this compilation thing with me, let me know!



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7:27 AM on 06.04.2011

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy.

By the way, how's everyone doing?   read


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