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Bayonetta is one badass momma.
Donnie Conner | 11:02 AM on 02.23.2010 9 comments


Women have been arguing for a long time that female leads in video games are mesagionistic. Allthough I greatly dissagree with that statement, (Males and Females look unrealistic and "perfect" in EVERY videogame) I find most female leads pretty damn annoying and sometimes even creepy.



Is this supposed to turn me on???

Females are supposed to be sexy and Males are supposed to be manly. But what if sexiness is a weapon?

It would probably look a little like this:



That's not Sarah Palin, that's mo'fin Bayonetta. This angel killing witch breaks hearts and faces with a weave that would make Amy Whinehouse weep. Seriously, she kills angels with her hair. The only thing that can make this even more awesome is if her hair covers her entire body and when she uses her hair you get to see more skin. Wait! She does that???

The first time I played this game I felt weird. Almost ashamed. But as soon as I was fighting a big baby faced angel upside down I imediattly knew that only a game this insane could be made by the Japanese. And I love every minute of it.

Before you do anything else or judge me watch this damn video.



The gameplay is additing and deep. If you ever played any of the Devil May Cry games then you know what to expect. There are tons of combos and attacks to learn and the combat is lightning fast.

The only thing more ridiculous than the art design is the dialogue. This is an actual quote from Bayonetta herself.

"Come now chesire, look at me, do i look like i have any interest in children? Well, making them, that's another story."

LOL WUT?!?

Even though this all sounds a little too bizzare, Bayonetta is truly a badass in every way. She's unique, tough, funny and uses her sexiness to to KILL people. She's more then just a pretty face and a hot body. She's the embodiment of what a female hero should be.

On a side note, my girlfriend feels like I cheat on her when I play this game alone.

But really, There aren't too many action games out there thats worth a damn. This is a must play/own. Check it out now.

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