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DonHonk \| 1:01 PM on 02.10.2010	15 comments

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC.

You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock.

Ok, this is GAMES FOR WINDOWS LIVE.

I thought these HAD to support the 360 controller? What the god damn. What the fuck is wrong with options!? You cunts.

I have 50 feet of HDMI running to my HDTV. Yeah, fuck you.

If I choose to play on my couch, being all casual and comfy like, then so be it! And really, Bioshock isn't a game that benefits from KB+M a whole lot. This isn't a hard game on the highest difficulty. Yes, I acknowledge that Keyboard and Mouse is better in every way. Because it is.

But blatantly excluding shit that was in the previous game, is just fucking lazy. Please die in a hole you prickfuckshitters.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

blehman

I'm glad you presented such a well thought out argument of why game developers shouldn't be lazy so you can be while simultanously enjoying the fruits of an inferior control scheme, that you seem to despise, which could be remedied if you bought it for the system that supports a controller. But no, really, this is much more productive, keep up the good work.

beverlynoelle

I never understood why someone would choose to use a 360 controller on a PC game...I mean, isn't better controls one of the high points of PC gaming? Just curious, as I am all about the Xbox personally.

The Silent Protagonist

You lost be back there at "fuckshitcock."

Anonymouse

I'm pretty sure the person you're talking to isn't here.

NateT

fuckshitcock? Honk.

CelicaCrazed

So you want to play with a 360 controller while relaxing on a couch?? And the game you want to be playing is a Games for Windows Live product?? On an HDTV that will not be able to output a higher resolution than with a 360??

?????????

Stevil

Xzyliac

I think prickfuckshitters is underrated in this blog.

PappaDukes

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's funny because you're a moron.

SilverDragon1979

What just happened here?

DonHonk

ITS PURE CHAOS AUGH

Mikular

Wait, what now?

Enkido

I must upbraid you for you lack of representation of the fucksuckingpuppykickers. All raging internet pseudo-words deserve to be represented equally, good day madam.

eYak

It's more rant than reason, but I agree. Despite vocabulary running amok, you make a couple of very good points:

1) PC Gaming is about options - let us control the game with any combination of silly peripherals we want to. Why not use a 360? How about modding support, better graphics (yes, it's not all about the 1080p max resolution), better framerate or, as is my case, the inability to afford another gaming machine?

2) GFW- It was supposed to provide a set of standards for PC gamers. Purchasing a GFW game meant you could expect controller support among other things. What's the point of setting standards if all you get in exchange for the GFW label is piss-poor support, half-assed ports and having to run and login to yet another god-damned client?

Great, now I've caught the vocabulary bug without managing to add much. Should've just said, "I agree."

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