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My illustrious gaming career began on my grandmother's Windows 3.1 PC, a relic even when I was using it. On it, I played such classics as SkiFree, solitaire, and crappy DOS Star Trek games. As time passed, my tastes (and hardware) changed, and I fell in love with numerous RTSes, Isometric RPGs, and crappy Winddows '95 Star Trek games. For a few cold, harsh years, my game purchases all but ceased, and were limited to yearly installments of EA's NHL series. However, about three years ago, I met my then (and current!) girlfriend, who introduced me to the wonders of love, sex, and Resident Evil 4. She also made me play WWE Crush Hour, but I've forgiven her for that. What was once a passing interest in games evolved into an all-out addiction, and I now own every current generation console, and a collection of about 200 games. Though some have described my excessive gaming habits as "dehabilitating," I assure you that they are only mildly so.

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CTZ's post of that Half-Life shit reminded me of this gem from YEARS back...

http://www.worlds-worst.com/worldsworst/fanfic/idea_detail.php?LinkID=106&CatID=2

It's some Beast Wars: Transformers fanfiction. And it is the worst thing that you will ever read. Some choice quotes (beware spoilers!):

"Optimus: nooo.........You lived like a warrior ans died to an hero."

"Optimus take Dinobot's body back on the Maximals base and destroy it, WITH HONOR!"

"Megatron: EXCELLENT!!!! Now, the Maximal are only 4! And without Terantulas, we are 6, hahahahaha.....This time"

Epic stuff. The same site has an archive of a ton of other Transformers fanfics, all hilarious, either intentionally or unintentionally. At least I thought they were when I was about 10. Check it!



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haha, nice stuff Payne. I love Beast Wars!
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Poor John.
Yay no spekk cedk!
For some reason when I read fanfic like that, or wiisucks, I always hear Private Caboose's voice (from RvB). Maybe it's just me.

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