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3:10 PM on 05.28.2010

If a remake appears on the shelves, does it make a sound?

(a.k.a. "I rented Dead to Rights: Retribution when nothing else was available and now I'm reviewing it.") Alright, you can have my hand, just don't bite my nutsack! The first Dead to Rights was a guilty pleasure for me whe...   read

8:43 AM on 09.01.2009

I got Wet [the demo]

Raise your hands, how many people have heard of the game Wet? Originally licensed by the now-defunct Sierra, picked up by Vivendi, bought up and then dropped by Activision, and now in the hands of Bethesda Softworks. Wet was ...   read

12:10 AM on 08.07.2009

I suck at games: Where's My Driver's License?

Lemme tell you a little story: once upon a time at some Microsoft-sponsored event, I was given a choice between a free copy of Mass Effect and a free copy of Project Gotham Racing 4 for my XBOX 360. Considering I already ha...   read

12:55 AM on 07.20.2009

[can't-sleep-post] Fightan Styles!

Awright, it's past midnight, I'm not drunk, but I can't fucking go to sleep and my brain is drawing a blank on how to continue this short story (not Dry Serial. That shit's something else) I told myself I'd finish this weeken...   read

9:27 AM on 07.05.2009

[shortblog] In which I gave into temptation...

Y'know, I was going to make another humorous-post about the internet creaming its collective undergarments about BlazBlue. But I guess I can't do that now, because I went onto Amazon and bought the damn game today, in its (no...   read

11:55 AM on 06.09.2009

Damn this game to Hell! (or, my thoughts on "Damnation")

Let me start off with this blurb about the game I found at GameRankings: "Evolving the shooter genre with its unique and exhilarating combination of fluid action and combat, Damnation will feature huge, open environments, fr...   read

7:27 PM on 05.21.2009

Lunch with Sensei

Hello Ryu Hayabusa, please have a seat. Perhaps you'd like to take a bite from the bento in front of you? Don't worry, I swear we didn't poison it to test your skills, at least not like last time. Anyways, you might be wonder...   read

11:18 AM on 05.18.2009

Proud Beta Tester of The Last Remnant

Warning: This one turned out to be a lot longer than I expected. Grab yourself a soda and imagine some famous British-voiced personality reading it to you. Maybe that will help. Dear Square Enix, QA Department: First of a...   read

2:54 PM on 05.03.2009

Wanted, or "My First Shooter"

[Note: This is reposted from a similar review I wrote elsewhere under another pseudonym. I just didn't want this to be a lame "O hai! I'm new!" post. Enjoy.] So maybe this game wasn't aimed at folks like myself. But after sp...   read

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