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Top 10 Flatchests in Video Games
Diverse | 6:58 PM on 07.14.2009 56 comments


Who doesn't like a nice flatchest? Here is a list of my favorite flatchests who've appeared in VIDEO GAMES. In no specific order.

1. Young Rydia from Final Fantasy IV


2. Ashley from WarioWare


3. Alice from Odin Sphere


4. and 5. Marona and Etna from Phantom Brave/Disgaea respectively.


6. Kira Daidohji from Arcana Heart

7. Cirno from Touhou Project


8. Roll from the MegaMan series


9. Bridget from Guilty Gear


10. Luke from the Professor Layton series


**UPDATE**
11. Lilith from Darkstalkers


Feel anything should be changed? Anyone else who should/shouldn't be in the list? I'd like to hear your thoughts on flatchests.



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Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:02
Tdiddy9182
Aren't Bridget and Luke guys? So they should be disqualified
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:05
Half left
The connotations of this blog disturb me.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:50
Puppy Licks
having Luke as number 10 fried my fucking brain, bravo
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:51
Josh Tolentino
I do not see Isara Gunther or Elysse Moore on this list.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:53
Jim Sterling
This is five thousand different levels of brilliant.
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 19:58
ShadokatRegn
This is so weird, and so awesome at the same time! Mildly awkward that some are male, but that adds to the intrigue. Nice.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:00
de BLOO
LOLLIES!!!
Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:22
Drachula64
Good list, I lol'd
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:22
king3vbo
You are speaking my language, good sir
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:29
Tristero
It made me feel kind of funny. Like when we used to climb rope in gym class.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:30
Josh Tolentino
We must add to this list, and get it promoted.
Tyler Jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:30
Tyler Jones
I'm with Solgrim; you have a nice but fatally flawed list without Lilith.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:31
Steel Squirrel
I hope you never have children... or even just allowed to be around them for any reason.
EX35's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:35
EX35
Luke...and Bridget...are...

You know what? I'll let you find out yourself. :9
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 20:56
ThunderHeartXI
Brb FBI.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:02
Daxelman
BrB Interpol
Wraith1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:06
Wraith1
I approve of this list
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:09
norm9
I felt dirty reading this. Great job.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:10
Jack Maverick
Oh god, your sidebar. What the hell?

Also, nice list.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:23
Naim Master
No Kasumi?
BrB 4chan party van .
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:28
Diverse
Lilith added.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:35
vexed alex
All of these girls look like they're 5 years old. You fucking weeaboos sicken me.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 21:54
AgentMOO
Big surprise, a bunch of japanese pedo-bait
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:02
mourning orange
Etna was in games, right?

Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:03
Josh Tolentino
Nice sidebar, Diverse! I just found that one myself.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:04
Diverse
@Lemon: Etna is already on the list.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:05
mourning orange
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:08
Sentry
Do children qualify as flatchests?
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:12
Diverse
@unangbangkay: Yes, it's a fantastic image! Fellow loli fan?

@sentry: It can I guess, it mostly refers to underage girls though.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:14
Dead Movie Star
Luke's skirt is no where near short enough.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:35
Josh Tolentino
@unangbangkay

Well, I'm more a fan of the hilarious subculture surrounding it than of the actual content. I suspect you are too.

"Damn you pedoes!"
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:35
MechaMonkey
Show me on the doll where the internet touched you.
Wraith1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 22:55
Wraith1
@unangbangkay

same here
Namakubi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:28
Namakubi
Disturbing and amazing. I applaud you, sir.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:53
Kyousuke Nanbu
Make good blog.

Get barely any replies.

Make shit blog where you esentially admit to being a pedophile.

50+, etc, etc.

Seriously, where are the usual trolling assholes? More two faced hypocrisy from the wonderful community of destructoid.

Oh wait, my bad, I keep forgetting that to many words scare you people, lots of images on the other hand requires very little mental capacity, I guess that's why some of you guys whine to a new person to add pictures, you need something to keep that raging ADD in check.

Destructoid.com, banned from 4chan? Come on over, you'll fit right in with the rest of the unwanted /b/ tards.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 23:59
Diverse
@Kyousuke Nanbu: You had me rolling man. Your post really is true.

Also, I already admitted to being a pedo before on my 10 things about me post.

(ヾ(´・ω・`)いってらっちゃ
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 00:01
Kyousuke Nanbu
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Wry+Guy/let-s-make-a-non-fail-destructoid-139485.phtml

Posting this again since I guess nobody read it because Wry neglected to add images with clever photoshopped text.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 00:13
Tony Ponce
"Seriously, where are the usual trolling assholes?"

What do you mean? It looks like you arrived right on schedule.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 00:28
Mr Wrighty 987
brb fapping
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 02:16
de BLOO
@Kyo

The one thing I agree with you is that fail/spam blogs shouldn't even be commented on.

But this post isn't a troll/spam/fail. It's funny and we are just having a fun as a community, I think it's good for us to not take the Clogs so seriously, it will only create a toxic environment where all the fun will only be had in the forums and IRC.

Also, its teh internetz dood. We don't give a fuck what you think of us. Stop treating your word like its even remotely taken to heart.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 02:16
Batthink
Covah wins the internets. :O)
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 02:49
garison
Haha, the Luke picture made me really happy.
Diaport's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 05:05
Diaport
With Bridget and Luke, I'm surprised you have Cirno and not Wriggle.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 09:07
Char Aznable
Not gonna lie - kinda weird, man.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 12:35
Chris Carter
@Kyo
As an anime fan since I was 5 years old, I can tell you: this was hilarious, and NOT a failblog. Like unangbangkay, I'm also infatuated with the subculture surrounding loli/shounen etc, so I thought it was a funny trip down memory lane.

Also, we need more anime blogs.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 14:11
Brian Szabelski
Bridget doesn't count because she's a man.

Also, why can I not unsee that dick? @.@
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 16:02
Zippyduda
In order, MechaMonkey, Covah, Mr Wrighty and Char all made me laugh out loud :]
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 20:42
ScottyG
@nanbu
Are you implying that you make good cblogs?

Heh, good one. :P
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 20:45
njsykora
I'm gonna need a few minutes alone with that Luke picture.

Also no joke, I just saw that Bridget picture posted on /d/ about 5 minutes ago.
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