That last blog? Just trolling you guys. Here are the real winners. I wrote down each participating member's username onto a small slip of paper, and then put all 500 or so slips of paper into my waste basket, shook it up, and pulled out the names one by one. Here are the winners:
4. WryGuy (seriously don't know how this happened)
Congrats to all the winners! The first three winners, Pappadukes, Phantomile, and Gator-Sax, will also win a Cave Story t-shirt bought for them by me once they're available on Attract Mode. I will contact you three once the shirts become available so I can get your mailing addresses. If you would like to pass up on the shirt, let me know so I can give the prize to someone else. To all winners, PM me your Wii friend code so we can get this transaction done.
Thank you all for participating, and I'm still amazed that the contest was able to amass over 500 comments. If you didn't win, then please don't let your loss discourage you from playing Cave Story. It is a truly fantastic game that all gamers should experience at least once.
I plan on repeating a similar contest like this for the official releases of La-Mulana and Spelunky. So look forward to that!