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My (outdated) intro blog

Coming out to Destructoid?

Oh hai there, I'm Jed Whitaker, age 24 and I've been gaming for as long as I can remember. My first memories of gaming is Super Mario Land on the original GameBoy and Bubble Bobble on NES. I've owned every big name console that has came out in the past 20 years.

Non-video game wise, I'm a father to a wonderful 2 year old girl named Juliet, she loves me, and I love her, I guess that makes us a happy family? :) She is my favorite comedian!

I live in the Columbus, Ohio area, where I just moved for an IT job with a large financial company, and I love it.

I also came out bisexual this year and have been finding more and more about myself every since. I've become a sort of a "yes man" as in I don't say no to any new experience as long as it's safe, legal, and sane for example: Visiting a hookah bar (I don't smoke period, even there), Going to dance clubs (I can't dance, but I do), playing tabletop games, and I'm really I am very interested in trying out some D&D for the first time!




Blogs of mine you SHOULD read:

EA: Evil? You Decide

CATstlevania Episode 1

CATstlevania Episode 2

Collection of videos & shorts I'm in

Aben Hawkins & The 1000 Spikes Review

Bulletstorm Review


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Jim Sterling seems to think that oranges are better than apples and that is just not true. This is probably going to be the shortest rant review on this site, but apples are far better than oranges.

Look at the facts, oranges were great, the first time, but now they are just a boring citrus that we have all had before. We all know citrus is acidic and too much of the same thing is bad for you. But these apples, man are they good. Plus, how many kinds of oranges are there? Like 3? They all taste the same, but there is so much variety in apples from granny smiths to red delicious to curb stompers to grapples. Plus look at the ingredients of most fruit juices, they run on the apple juice engine, the most renowned engine on the market! Apples and the juice they run on is so fucking awesome, way better than oranges and their teeth decaying bullshit and peals.

Go fuck yourself, Jim "Nintendogsexual Banana Loving Sonic Rapist" Sterling apples are so much better!



Sorry about the short amount of time between posts, but I'm sick of people crying about scores like this and comparing games to each other that have nothing in common. It seems like the internet is full of idiots these days and I'm ashamed at the way gamers are reacting to reviews now...disgusted even.



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Funny blog and all, but what happened to respecting the "1 blog per day" rule?
@ Master Snake

Read the small print. I apologized, but I just felt it needed said. So disgusted today by people, ugh.
@DimmuJed: Yeah, I guess in this case, it's understandable. Can't exactly blame you.
I’m so indie, I only bother with pairs and mandarins
Pomegranate or GTFO.
@Handy

Pairs of what!? ZIGN!
Tomatos all teh way man!!! Some people don't even know it's a fruit!


...or is it (dundundun)?
"they run on the apple juice engine"

LOLOLOLOLOL.

But seriously, oranges are ruining the fruit industry. If people keep buying stuff they enjoy, then someone might decide to stock more oranges than grapes, and if that happens the entire industry will collapse. Grapes justify the existence of the fruit, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot. Sure, oranges are sweet and nutritious, but that doesn't matter because too many people like them, and lots of people liking them is bad because reasons. These corrupt fruit tasters out here must be excepting money for positive reviews or trolling the produce community. The only times they aren't paid off, trolling or just plain wrong is when they agree with me which is kind of a weird coincidence now that I think about it.
*accepting
You guys don't know anything about the joys of peppers (which are, in fact, a fruit). Bring on the heat.
Meh.. it's been like that since the internet was invented. I still remember the ruckus over Shenmue not getting some perfect scores from some outlets.
+1 'Jim Sterling Effect' detected

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