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I'm a recent Master's graduate from Caltech with a degree in Chemistry. I'm currently living in Pasadena, CA, with a degree I don't want to use, trying to break into the game industry. I've been reading Destructoid since June of 2006. I'm a huge Nintendo fanboy, though I spend most of my gaming time on the 360 these days. I've got far too many posts on the forum.

I play all types of games except realistic sports games and real-time strategy games. The former because I think they're boring and the latter because I utterly suck at them.

I've got an Examiner page. That place pays based on hits, comments, and subscriptions, so if you like my stuff, go check that out. If you don't like my stuff, go tell me how awful I am over there!

Games I'm currently playing:
Burnout Paradise (360)
Left 4 Dead 2 (360)
Lego Rock Band (360)
Mass Effect (360)
Modern Warfare 2 (360)
ModNation Racers (PS3)
New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Wii)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)
Valkyria Chronicles (PS3)

Games that are on the back burner:
BioShock (360, need to go back and get the Achievements I missed)
Crush (PSP, I never really think to play my PSP)
Culdcept SAGA (360, the battles just take way too long)
Grand Theft Auto IV (360, it just didn't draw me in like the old games)
Mario Kart Wii (Wii, I just never feel like playing its single player)
Rock Band 2 (360, Just missing one Achievement: Endless Setlist without pausing or failing)
Super Mario Galaxy (Wii, need to complete with Luigi)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii, same issue as with Mario Kart)

Games I haven't even touched yet:
Crackdown (360)
de Blob (Wii)
God of War (PS2)
MadWorld (Wii)
Metal Gear Solid 1-3 (PS1, PS2)
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath (Xbox)
Okami (PS2)
Persona 3: FES (PS2)
Project Gotham Racing 4 (360)
Quantum of Solace (360)
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (Wii)

Games I have finished 100% during this console generation:
1 vs. 100 (XBLA)
Aegis Wing (XBLA)
Banjo-Kazooie (XBLA)
Bionic Commando: Rearmed (XBLA)
Bomberman Live (XBLA)
Borderlands (360)
Call of Duty 2 (360)
Call of Duty 4 (360)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (XBLA)
Halo 3 (360)
Fable II: Pub Games (XBLA)
Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes (DS)
Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom (XBLA)
Modern Warfare 2 (360)
NEVES (DS)
Omega Five (XBLA)
Pac-Man C.E. (XBLA)
Peggle (XBLA)
Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 1 (XBLA)
Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2 (XBLA)
Picross DS (DS)
Picross 3D (DS)
Professor Layton & the Curious Village (DS)
Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (PS3)
Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty (PSN)
Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition (XBLA)
Shadow Complex (XBLA)
skate. (360)
Uno (XBLA)
Worms (XBLA)

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True stories from Destructoid's E3 Intern Bitch 2008
The FEAR: The Red Ring of Death
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Checking out Halo 3: ODST through the ODST tour
Improving game communities: gaming together
The wrong thing: the procrastinating protagonist
What will be the last game you ever play?
Teh Bias: The Evolution of Dexter's Bias
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Not my Turning Point gaming rig
Darren Nakamura | 9:23 PM on 04.07.2008 10 comments




Here it is, the night of the deadline, and I'm just barely getting my entry in. I've been putting it off because I wanted to do a video, and you can see that above. I just recorded it and aside from poor lighting, it could not have gone better as far as demonstrating just how awful my computer is.

Now I know this isn't a contest based on merit, or fame, or production, or any of that. It's a random drawing, and doing a video doesn't help my chances any. Still, I just wanted to use this as an excuse to share my pain. And who knows, maybe by putting a little more effort in than just slapping up a photo of my laptop will net me some good blogging karma, which I can redeem later for some snacks or something.

So if you haven't already, hit play on that video above and take a look at my computer, which not only is not my Turning Point gaming rig, but really is not a rig for any sort of gaming aside from Minesweeper.



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brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 22:05
brosef
Hahaha. If there is one thing I've learned from this contest is that there is no such thing as a quality laptop. Good luck!

When is the winner announced?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 22:07
Aerox
I've seen Dex's laptop in real life. He deserves to win a new computer.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 22:43
Clockwork
Wow. That's even worse than my PC.

"Well, that's never done that before."
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 23:00
Guagloves
Oh god. Your laptop really does hate things. You deserve better.
Ovid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 23:49
Ovid
@brosef
my laptop wasnt to bad.........
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 00:00
vexed alex
I will not be sad if you win...
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 00:11
Ascythopicism
Your pain is my comedy, and that is hil-fucking-arious.
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 13:43
tehdopefish
its too bad you live so far away, i have a couple of spare desktops and im sure i could donate one to you. Shipping one from Canada would cost millions of dollars.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 14:23
keener
your laptop makes me sad ;;
RalphsBFF's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 20:34
RalphsBFF
I've seen that bad boy in action. It's not pretty. Dexter needs a new computer even more than I do.
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