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I like being lazy. Games are the ultimate in lazy. That's why I firmly believe that virtual reality is NOT the future of gaming, but more along the lines of the matrix. The ability to control a virtual world without moving a finger, and just purely by thought. It will be the ultimate in lazy.

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Mmm.... clogs
DeusPayne \| 10:40 AM on 08.20.2007	20 comments

Well, this is my first clog post. Why? Because God told me to. While I love the idea for this section, I personally won't be using it too much. I paid for my own hosting that I almost never use, so I'll be nice to dtoid, and won't waste 'too' much space with my ranting and ramblings. But who knows, I like to bitch, and dtoid likes to bitch. We're a match made in heaven.

Well... props to the people that ACTUALLY write clogs. You're far less lazy that I am. I'm out.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

BlindsideDork

Why? Could it be cause you are just entering a contest to win something? Surprised there is no banner...this means our rendezvous is until September 19th, right?

Ok, just making sure! I will miss you then...maybe.

Corncobtacular

This blog is full of lame

DeusPayne

This 'Clog' is full of lame. But god told me to do it. And you can't argue with god.

BlindsideDork

"god" or "god of war"?

DeusPayne

PS: Win something? I just like numbers next to my name to be bigger (or smaller, I don't know)

DeusPayne

AH, that contest. Yeah, no, when you don't have a blog, it says "You suck... start a blog." -God

Jordan Devore

Don't be too harsh on the guy, he's a good front page commentor.

BlindsideDork

First Workman says to then you guys say no...I give up!

blehman

Clogs, huh? Are you talking aboot them wooden shoes or something?

Jordan Devore

Don't worry about it. It's hard to tell who has good intentions and who doesn't. I think many of the people who joined the site just for the contest posted yesterday. At least I hope so.

DeusPayne

I'm so confused. That's what I get when I fall off the Dtoid community for a month. Damn my hiatuses.

And yes, clogs are bitchin. What could be more comfortable than wood on your feet.

Snaileb

I like DeusPayne, he just needs to get back on the ball.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Man, Niero should have gotten God to nag everyone to start up their blogs sooner. It's having a good effect.

SlavedHeart

Troll... you are a Troll... and I sing the Troll Song... Troll...

DeusPayne

Ahahaha.... I'm a troll.... posting absolutely nothing in my single clog post from almost 2 months ago.... go suck of hexfix, a REAL troll, some more.

the_mystere

hey so i saw your post on SOF3.. you said you played SOF1. was it on PC?

DeusPayne

Yar. Was one of the most fast paced FPSs of it's time. Good times... good times...

the_mystere

i know!! the reason i asked is because i played sof1 on pc too... what was your tag? i believe i remember a deus if that was it...

Farscape

"You are wathcing commercials.. for Leperachaun 2"

Is a quote or paraphrasing of a joke in the american comedy Third Rock From The Sun.

The joke is related to the fact that the aliens bought a very expensive home theatre set to watch bad DVD's and the plentiful extra's of these DVD's, such as commercials for these bad DVD's.

Your inclusion of this quote is of course related to the fact that other people now spend ridiculous amounts of money to watch Blu-Ray movies.

I expect the Kudos to be positioned as a comment in my empty blog.

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