Sekaiju no Meikyū looked Atlus in the eyes. Etrian knew this was it. He slowly began to press the button on his Nintentdo DS and pulled them down past his quivering stylus. He stared lovingly into Atlus's eyes and was drawn into them. When the touchpad was pressed, a sense of rebellion went through Etrian as he thought "Will I ever retire to my island of small dungeons?".

Moaning grotesquely loud, Etrian began to pull out Atlus's game cartridge revealing a piece of exposed steel. "I'm gonna work on this piece of steel" said Etrian and began to dungeon crawl through Atlas's creation. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Etrian mumbled with Atlus's throbbing stylus in his mouth. Bursting through the door with a thunderous explosion was a naked Calvin. "SURPRIZE!!!" he yelled. Stunned, Atlus looking towards Calvins lower half asked, "Is that a purple stylus?"

Gasping for air, Etrian dislodged the stylus from his mouth. "But Calvin" he asked, "How will that fit?". "BRACE FOR TEH EPIC" Yelled Calvin, and jolted Etrian in the the game slot. A scream of pain, terror and pleasure was jolted from Etrian's lungs.

With every thrust, Etrian moaned louder and louder. "YOU LOVE TEH BAWS DON'T YOU!!!" yelled Calvin as he smacked Etrian across the back. Atlus, feeling left out, took the protective sleeve off the game box exposing it to the elements. Getting on his knees he began to mash the d-pad as he thrusted into Etrian's dungeon.

The End.