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GTA IV Multiplayer sucks ass.
Detry \| 1:26 AM on 05.02.2008	24 comments

NOPICTUREFORJOO.

You want to know why it sucks ass? Because I can't play it. I have a great connection and a good router, but I have been unable to connect to a single multiplayer match.

WTF

I have been trying for hours, I have been invited into what I am sure were epic D'toid matches and I cannot fucking join. I can start a room, but never play. I.CANT.PLAY.FUCKING.MULTIPLAYER.AT.ALL.ITS.FUCKING.BROKEN.

I'm pissed, this sucks.

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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22

Electro Lemon

Lemme guess. PS3 version?

Detry

Yea, no.

Yashoki

Then get a better router :(

I play fine.

Skribble

Same boat here Detry.

So, so, SO gay. I haven't even been able to try it yet >:(

Dynamic Sheep

I just had a blast with Shipero and someone else who's name begins with 'S'... on my PS3 Gynecologist Cobra!!! Don't hate on the PS triple just cuz Chad Warden's sexuality makes you uncomfortable.

Detry

I play CoD4 for hours online but cannot connect to a single 'no matter what options I choose' multiplayer game of GTA IV?

As Nico would say...

My balls. You must suck them.

Takeshi

I haven't even received my copy of GTA IV. Not just yet. I might get it today. I'm quite curious how the multiplayer works out.

hood_954

lol honestly i thought the multiplayer sucked ass anyways. single player is much more satusfying. you're not missing out on much. needs offline multiplayer without system link, or at least something similar to halo 3's multiplayer style (more than one person on a console)

NotAZombie

@ Hood

Local multiplayer?

JACK of No Trades

I have the same problem. Last night I missed out on a dtoid cops and crooks match.

BlackSheep

GTA IV may suck with it's multiplayer, but i love u?

see, everything is better now :)

dtomek

Split-screen on this game seems to be asking just a little bit too much. How much ram exactly do you think they shoved in that little white box? As for the topic, multiplayer is not broken, you are broken. Sorry to hear it is not working for you.

Eschatos

Sucks to be you. I'd be perfectly happy with only single player, but whatever.

covah

my only problem with it is every time something screws up it sends you back to single player, thats REALLY annoying. Yeah being able to instantly access multi through the single player is cool, but for god's fucking sake, just let me stay in it.

ZanyIce

the multiplayer is alright and provides a bunch of laughs when playing with friends but I'm really into the single player more. I love watchin the TV.... I swear it's better than TV in real life.

king3vbo

In Soviet Russia, multiplayer kicks you!

Kryptinite

I played some with Hito and Cronos and had a blast. This will be a great addition to FNF

brosef

You might try plugging your cable straight into the 360. I had used a router while playing Halo 3, but I had to skip it in order to play CoD 4. I could start a room and even play sometimes, but I could never join a party. I was fine once I plugged the internet straight into the 360 without the router

dephect

Guess what? I can play the multiplayer... and it STILL sucks ass. s'true.

mix

@DynamicSheep

Saffron boi!
That's me, I sent you an invite this morning as that indeed was mega fun!

Zombian

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zombian

@dephect

you spelled defect wrong, and your a douche... the multiplayer is really good

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