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DTOID FapFiction written by Vlambo in IRC. Part 1. NSFW
Detry | 7:39 PM on 05.07.2008 39 comments


For your pleasure.

Yashoki looked Necros in the eyes. Yashoki knew this was it. He slowly began to unbuckle the button on his trousers and pulled them down past his quivering thighs. He stared lovingly into Necros's eyes and was drawn into them. When their lips met, a sense of rebellion went through Yashoki as he thought "Will I ever retire to my island of small boys?".

Moaning grotesquely loud, Yashoki began to pull down Necros's hippy shorts revealing a piece of erect steel. "I'm gonna work on this piece of steel" said Yashoki and began to schlobnob Necros's manhood. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Yashoki mumbled with Necros's throbbing cock in his mouth. Bursting through the door with a thunderous explosion was a naked Calvin. "SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" he yelled. Stunned, Necros looking towards Calvins lower half asked, "Is that a purple third leg?"

Gasping for air, Yashoki dislodged the wang from his mouth. "But Calvin" he asked, "How will that fit?". "BRACE FOR TEH EPIC" Yelled Calvin, and jolted Yashoki in the the backside. A scream of pain, terror and pleasure was jolted from Yashoki's lungs.

With every thrust, Yashoki moaned louder and louder. "YOU LOVE TEH BAWS DON'T YOU YASH" yelled Calvin as he smacked Yashoki across the back. Necros, feeling left out, took off his shirt revealing nothing but hair, skin and bones. Getting on his knees he began to lick Calvins sack as he thrusted into Yash's chocolate factory.

To be continued...

Note: Vlambo is making me say that he wrote it for the lulz and is not gay, but is willing to experiment.



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razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:44
razerangel
EPIC!!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:45
wardrox
I need new pants, these ones are getting waaay to tight right now.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:45
Jamie McGinn
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:46
Sharpless
Change the characters to ItemForty and Professor Pew and I'll consider reading it.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:46
Vlambo
Apparently this is know a series. And somehow my series is about gay sex.

ALSO I'M NOT GAY
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:50
the GAMEGOBLIN
Oh god. OH GOD.

OH GOD.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:50
Aaron Mxy Yost
Amazing that I get on IRC for the first time in forever and this happens. Someone needs to come up with an IRC client that works through the Wii Browser that connects to something other than efnet.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:54
Wexx
Wow.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:03
Vlambo
Yea, didn't think this go live Necros...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:07
Samit Sarkar
Dear God.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:08
Vlambo
Fuck I could write I'm not gay 1000 times and everyone will still think I am
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:10
Wedge
I participate in the boy secks and this offends my senses. While making me genuinely laugh out loud.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:11
king3vbo
DEAR GOD INDEED
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:13
Clockwork-Zombie
AMAZING!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:23
Brian Szabelski
You guys are weird.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:25
Maurice Tan
What have I missed!?

Sharpless, I want to make my Obelisk of Light go pewpewpew inside your Green Hill Zone, while I fondle your chaos emeralds!
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:27
Vlambo
So apparently, this has become a series..

Goddammit.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:35
Jim Sterling
Shock and joy are etched into my face in equal measure.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:38
MechaMonkey
I need to get back on IRC. NOW!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:39
Sharpless
Do loop-dee-loops in my ring, baby. Let's turn this place into the Oil Ocean Zone.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:47
njsykora
How the hell could I have slept while this was going on?
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 22:19
Gameboi
Couldn't help but laugh. That was funny.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 03:15
10BobMarleys
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NONONONONONONONONO. NOOOOOOO!
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 04:51
kepler
Oh my...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 05:15
Justice
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
*sentimental look*
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 07:08
Victor Stillwater
I just lost a minute of my life. Apparently, reading this drivel shaved off a bit of my HP. :(
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 08:09
bunnyrabbit2
Wait, you wrote more after I left? Damn my housemate for making me miss the epic IRC lulz!!!
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 08:10
bunnyrabbit2
Also, Vlambo is totally gay
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 14:49
Passionate Styos
I love this place! And of course that Vlambo is gay, we alway knew.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:05
Eschatos
I always imagined Yashoki that way.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 22:15
Spartacus
I'm having confusing feelings right now.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 00:48
thisissami
hahaha, that was awesome! i can't wait for part two!!!
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 14:46
Remo
How very true to life
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 19:03
garison
Vlambo CERTAINLY wasn't THAT tired while writing this.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 19:17
Cataract
MOTHER OF GOD.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 19:57
de BLOO
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING
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