Yashoki looked Necros in the eyes. Yashoki knew this was it. He slowly began to unbuckle the button on his trousers and pulled them down past his quivering thighs. He stared lovingly into Necros's eyes and was drawn into them. When their lips met, a sense of rebellion went through Yashoki as he thought "Will I ever retire to my island of small boys?".
Moaning grotesquely loud, Yashoki began to pull down Necros's hippy shorts revealing a piece of erect steel. "I'm gonna work on this piece of steel" said Yashoki and began to schlobnob Necros's manhood. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Yashoki mumbled with Necros's throbbing cock in his mouth. Bursting through the door with a thunderous explosion was a naked Calvin. "SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" he yelled. Stunned, Necros looking towards Calvins lower half asked, "Is that a purple third leg?"
Gasping for air, Yashoki dislodged the wang from his mouth. "But Calvin" he asked, "How will that fit?". "BRACE FOR TEH EPIC" Yelled Calvin, and jolted Yashoki in the the backside. A scream of pain, terror and pleasure was jolted from Yashoki's lungs.
With every thrust, Yashoki moaned louder and louder. "YOU LOVE TEH BAWS DON'T YOU YASH" yelled Calvin as he smacked Yashoki across the back. Necros, feeling left out, took off his shirt revealing nothing but hair, skin and bones. Getting on his knees he began to lick Calvins sack as he thrusted into Yash's chocolate factory.
To be continued...
Note: Vlambo is making me say that he wrote it for the lulz and is not gay, but is willing to experiment.
Amazing that I get on IRC for the first time in forever and this happens. Someone needs to come up with an IRC client that works through the Wii Browser that connects to something other than efnet.
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EPIC!!
I need new pants, these ones are getting waaay to tight right now.
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Change the characters to ItemForty and Professor Pew and I'll consider reading it.
Apparently this is know a series. And somehow my series is about gay sex.
ALSO I'M NOT GAY
Oh god. OH GOD.
OH GOD.
Amazing that I get on IRC for the first time in forever and this happens. Someone needs to come up with an IRC client that works through the Wii Browser that connects to something other than efnet.
Wow.
Yea, didn't think this go live Necros...
Dear God.
Fuck I could write I'm not gay 1000 times and everyone will still think I am
I participate in the boy secks and this offends my senses. While making me genuinely laugh out loud.
DEAR GOD INDEED
AMAZING!
You guys are weird.
What have I missed!?
Sharpless, I want to make my Obelisk of Light go pewpewpew inside your Green Hill Zone, while I fondle your chaos emeralds!
So apparently, this has become a series..
Goddammit.
Shock and joy are etched into my face in equal measure.
I need to get back on IRC. NOW!
Do loop-dee-loops in my ring, baby. Let's turn this place into the Oil Ocean Zone.
How the hell could I have slept while this was going on?
Couldn't help but laugh. That was funny.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NONONONONONONONONO. NOOOOOOO!
Oh my...
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
*sentimental look*
I just lost a minute of my life. Apparently, reading this drivel shaved off a bit of my HP. :(
Wait, you wrote more after I left? Damn my housemate for making me miss the epic IRC lulz!!!
Also, Vlambo is totally gay
I love this place! And of course that Vlambo is gay, we alway knew.
I always imagined Yashoki that way.
I'm having confusing feelings right now.
hahaha, that was awesome! i can't wait for part two!!!
How very true to life
Vlambo CERTAINLY wasn't THAT tired while writing this.
MOTHER OF GOD.
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING