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DTOID FapFiction Part 2: British Boogaloo. NSFW
Detry | 10:49 PM on 05.20.2008 19 comments


As we break away from Yashoki's Chocolate Factory, we join the hot action taking that is taking place on the other side of the pond. Join me? Wont you...

Sterling then whipped out his monocle, spoke the magic words "Klaatu Verata Niktu" making his microscopic penis two feet long and four inches wide. As he shielded his eyes from the gazing brilliance of the pantsless figure in front of him, Wardrox saw it for the first time in his life: the true meaning of a pound Sterling. "No top hat for you Wardrox" Sterling squealed in his girly bird voice as he bent the cuntbiscuit over for a bloody good rogering.

Pumping Wardrox's Jack and Danny like an ole Wolverhampton whore, Wardrox began to scream randomly, "GIVE ME A BLUEBERRY MUSTACHE!" he said, "MINGE ME MANOR!" he yelped.

"Can you feel the knowledge flowing through you?" asked Sterling. "Gimme the rockin' horse in the boat race ya tosser" stammered Wardrox as he was almost near orgasm and quivering in pleasure. "Please Mr.Sterling, pop my oozing charlies" begged Wardrox. "I shall, dear boy", Sterling said, "but first you must taste my salty scones".

With the flair that is all his own, Jim disengaged the meatspin from Wardrox and smacked him in the face with his silver pan handle. "This Pint is gonna be a tad salty" said Jim as he let go. His face full of happiness, Wardrox joyously mumbled "NOM NOM NOM NOM" and licked all of the tarter sauce from Jim's Fish n' Chips.

Without any warning, Atheistium walks in on this scene of majesty wearing a Wario hat and nothing else but a smile then proclaimed "Come on Pheonix, let's show the boys how to make a proper breakfast"

Lauren and Hollie reached deep inside their purses to reveal two items crafted in the ageless fires before time: two magical strap-ons came out, one made of the gold of a thousand chavs, and one made from pure concentrated simulated crab meat.

"Not the meat!", said Wardrox

"Not the chavs!", said Sterling

To be continued...

Note: Vlambo insists on taking full credit for this since it was a dream he had, it was the first time he ever woke up "sticky".



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Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
Zero comments? Oh my, everyone is actually silent! This is very LUL-able.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Everyone is too busy wanking it Rifter.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
Goddamn, it was just getting HAWT
Wiid Whacker's Destructoid Blog
Aww, come on! You're just gonna end it so soon and leave me here with a raging hard on!? Not cool man, not cool.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Wow. Just...wow.
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
I feel... uncomfortable... a little confused... and possibly aroused... or maybe not.

I just don't know any more!
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Needs at least one reference to Wardox's fauxhawk.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
*fap*
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
This has been very educational with all the "Britishisms" that were strewn throughout.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Would comment smarter, but fap now.
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
I hate you Detry, SOOOOO much.

Also, give credit to Pew. He wrote alot of this one.

AND THIS WAS NOT A DREAM
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
It was a shared dream Vlambo and me had. Oh man, I think this was even one of the more tame ones? :)
Remo's Destructoid Blog
POUND STERLING
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
brb, fapping
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
BESTSELLER
Clockwork-Zombie's Destructoid Blog
*fap* That is all I have to say.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Epic?


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