I hate all of you. You all suck. Neiro first, suck mah balls for creating a site that keeps me from being more productive. Ron, I hate you so much for never including me in any epic credits ever, seriously, fuck you man.

Hamza, you suck balls at Halo... did you get that video I sent you of you losing 50-0 to ME? Fifty to zero. Ya. Chad, you're an AMAZING pussy, seriously why the fuck are you always so nice? Grow a pair ya gay gayerson. Umm... .tiff = me == baby ->you.

Husky, my mom knows more about Vista than you do. Literally. I'm not making that up to be internet funny. She really does. That's sad.

Mr. Sterling! I shat out a turd a few minutes ago with more personality and character than you have EVER displayed on this site. Colette... wtf? Really, don't you know girls aren't allowed to play video games? Where is Jack Thompson on THAT issue. Missing, that's where. GBITFK. (Get back in the fucking kitchen)

BTW, I wrote all the Fapfic, Vlambo and Prof Pew played with my balls while I did it.

Holmes, Qais and Samit? You're lucky I spelled you're name correctly. You haven't been here long enough to deserve the honor of my insults.

Fronz and Chester take it in the ass from Neiro and Ron, I have pics.


Note: This was a drunken roast. <3 u all