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DTOID FapFiction Part 2: British Boogaloo. NSFW
Detry | 10:49 PM on 05.20.2008 19 comments


As we break away from Yashoki's Chocolate Factory, we join the hot action taking that is taking place on the other side of the pond. Join me? Wont you...

Sterling then whipped out his monocle, spoke the magic words "Klaatu Verata Niktu" making his microscopic penis two feet long and four inches wide. As he shielded his eyes from the gazing brilliance of the pantsless figure in front of him, Wardrox saw it for the first time in his life: the true meaning of a pound Sterling. "No top hat for you Wardrox" Sterling squealed in his girly bird voice as he bent the cuntbiscuit over for a bloody good rogering.

Pumping Wardrox's Jack and Danny like an ole Wolverhampton whore, Wardrox began to scream randomly, "GIVE ME A BLUEBERRY MUSTACHE!" he said, "MINGE ME MANOR!" he yelped.

"Can you feel the knowledge flowing through you?" asked Sterling. "Gimme the rockin' horse in the boat race ya tosser" stammered Wardrox as he was almost near orgasm and quivering in pleasure. "Please Mr.Sterling, pop my oozing charlies" begged Wardrox. "I shall, dear boy", Sterling said, "but first you must taste my salty scones".

With the flair that is all his own, Jim disengaged the meatspin from Wardrox and smacked him in the face with his silver pan handle. "This Pint is gonna be a tad salty" said Jim as he let go. His face full of happiness, Wardrox joyously mumbled "NOM NOM NOM NOM" and licked all of the tarter sauce from Jim's Fish n' Chips.

Without any warning, Atheistium walks in on this scene of majesty wearing a Wario hat and nothing else but a smile then proclaimed "Come on Pheonix, let's show the boys how to make a proper breakfast"

Lauren and Hollie reached deep inside their purses to reveal two items crafted in the ageless fires before time: two magical strap-ons came out, one made of the gold of a thousand chavs, and one made from pure concentrated simulated crab meat.

"Not the meat!", said Wardrox

"Not the chavs!", said Sterling

To be continued...

Note: Vlambo insists on taking full credit for this since it was a dream he had, it was the first time he ever woke up "sticky".

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DTOID FapFiction written by Vlambo in IRC. Part 1. NSFW
Detry | 7:39 PM on 05.07.2008 39 comments


For your pleasure.

Yashoki looked Necros in the eyes. Yashoki knew this was it. He slowly began to unbuckle the button on his trousers and pulled them down past his quivering thighs. He stared lovingly into Necros's eyes and was drawn into them. When their lips met, a sense of rebellion went through Yashoki as he thought "Will I ever retire to my island of small boys?".

Moaning grotesquely loud, Yashoki began to pull down Necros's hippy shorts revealing a piece of erect steel. "I'm gonna work on this piece of steel" said Yashoki and began to schlobnob Necros's manhood. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Yashoki mumbled with Necros's throbbing cock in his mouth. Bursting through the door with a thunderous explosion was a naked Calvin. "SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" he yelled. Stunned, Necros looking towards Calvins lower half asked, "Is that a purple third leg?"

Gasping for air, Yashoki dislodged the wang from his mouth. "But Calvin" he asked, "How will that fit?". "BRACE FOR TEH EPIC" Yelled Calvin, and jolted Yashoki in the the backside. A scream of pain, terror and pleasure was jolted from Yashoki's lungs.

With every thrust, Yashoki moaned louder and louder. "YOU LOVE TEH BAWS DON'T YOU YASH" yelled Calvin as he smacked Yashoki across the back. Necros, feeling left out, took off his shirt revealing nothing but hair, skin and bones. Getting on his knees he began to lick Calvins sack as he thrusted into Yash's chocolate factory.

To be continued...

Note: Vlambo is making me say that he wrote it for the lulz and is not gay, but is willing to experiment.

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