I'm seirous. I want this man:

to have his own game. You know why? I think making insane things out of stuff laying aroung and turning it into something crazy would be refreshing from the FPS's out right now. Damn! Soo many of em. I'm exausted. Anyway, Bill nye would show up on screen and all the NCP's and enemy's would bow to him and hie bowtie of death. Then, he'd rip grass from the ground, put it in some water and toss a few pieces of tin foil in there and that would make a bomb. I'd work too. He would throw it and demolish any carnivores in his path.

Think of it. How rad would that be? Think of all the chemical mixing you could do. Think of the vinegar and baking soda grenades you could make. Think of all the grass cars you could drive that would power up by photosynthesis. Just imagine the possibility of.....ok I ran out of idea's. But it could happen!! What does Gears of War not have? A guy in a lab coat. With a polka dot bowtie. Win.

(I really didn't feel like writing serious criticisms of games today.)