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In our world not so long ago lived a boy and his creature of epic proportions whose love for each other knew no bounds. And this, my fine feathered friend, is their story.



In a void between the wood lay the boy and his best friend, the giant monster penis. As they watch the clouds pass like ejaculate in the ocean, the giant monster penis got up and towered over the proud trees. But soon the limp monster penis flopped over due to the lack of excitement. It seemed that no blood was there to hold his magnificent figure up. The boy, watching from the monster's ball sack folds, frowned in disappointment.

"You look kinda down" the boy said with worry in his voice.

The giant monster penis lay limp.

"I know how to cheer you up!" exclaimed the boy as he bounced of his companion's firm grapes. "A biiiiig hug!" The boy took off all his clothes and leaped on the shaft of the giant monster penis. The boy started rubbing his little prick and testes up, down, and all around of the giant monster penis's staff. The giant monster penis grew red. He loved the boy's big hugs.

Now filled with joy, the giant penis monster jumped up and stood tall above even the highest trees! The sudden erect stance that was taken flung the boy into the trees with such a force that the tree bent and flung the boy atop the giant monster penis. The boy sat there rubbing his tiny balls all over the head of the the giant monster penis. The giant monster penis was tickled, and bellowed as it doubled over in laughter.

In a finally huzzah, the giant monster penis bent over and yelled at the top of it's lungs "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND" as a milky white slime erupted from his blow hole. The slime pushed the boy well into the sky as the sun set, leaving a silhouette of a rocket trail and a boy being launched into space in the near-night sky.


The End.