Two years? Seriously?

Damn.

Well, two years and one name change later I am still here producing below mediocre cblog posts*. I guess now would be an appropriate time to reflect upon the last two years.

...

I cannot for the life of me remember why I signed up for this website and I sure as hell don't remember what made me stay. What I do remember is hearing about this fine blog on Attack of the Show (I still watched it because deep down I really wanted it to be good). I was young at that time and interested by robots on the internet with cocks. Possibly. I seriously have no idea how the hell any of this happened.

But I do know why I am here now... maybe. Well, I know I am here because I love Destructoid. But why do I love Destructoid? I'll let you think about the answer to that for a second. Because clearly you would know and that was not a rhetorical question.

I guess it actually isn't a rhetorical question because I am going answer it. I love Destructoid for these reasons:
-The community (obligatory reason)
-The podcasts (RFGORFGORFGORFGO)
-And... I just remembered why I joined! A contest! Destructoid was giving away a Wii! And I lost but stuck around anyway! And I haven't won any contests ever here!

Wow, I am such a tool.



*My conclusions are pretty bad.