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Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face
Dead Movie Star \| 9:22 AM on 01.01.2009	39 comments

Play it!

The people have spoken:

"Old lady ownage!" - OJohnsew [10/10]

"i always wanted to knock out old people and get away with it" - sneakylpete [10/10]

"this game iz ez and fun." - sonicandmario358 [10/10]

Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face is clearly the greatest game ever made. It pushes the boundaries of what we consider a game to be and has revolutionized the entire entertainment industry. And the best part... it's free! There is no reason for you not to play Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face! It's RETROMAAAAAAAAAZING!

So suck on that, Bonerquest. Suck on that hard.

[P.S. I would like to thank naia for interrupting her New Year's partyin' to supply me with some wonderful music :) :) :) :)]

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

Professor Pew says:
(# 0) on 01/01/2009 09:47

Holy shit!

mr moustache says:
(# 1) on 01/01/2009 09:59

goty 2009

Guagloves says:
(# 2) on 01/01/2009 10:05

umm...that is awesome

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
(# 3) on 01/01/2009 10:06

Oh My God... I have to play this right now.

Mushman says:
(# 4) on 01/01/2009 10:13

Damn, I'm going to play it RIGHT NOW. :)

Remo says:
(# 5) on 01/01/2009 10:34

wow.

Daxelman says:
(# 6) on 01/01/2009 10:39

Sequel plz.

Eschatos says:
(# 7) on 01/01/2009 10:44

This is officially the best thing ever.

Aurion says:
(# 8) on 01/01/2009 10:50

There are no words.

Zombutler says:
(# 9) on 01/01/2009 11:10

I love how there is a colon in the title.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 10) on 01/01/2009 11:37

"And so their journey was cut short by a large fist."

AHAHAHAHAHA

Haxan says:
(# 11) on 01/01/2009 11:43

"A male Ellen Degeneres"?
Wow. Funny stuff.

KamikazeTutor says:
(# 12) on 01/01/2009 11:53

BARF!

ThunderHeartXI says:
(# 13) on 01/01/2009 12:00

I just laughed my ass off: twice.

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 14) on 01/01/2009 12:10

Oh my God..............

XD

Niero says:
(# 15) on 01/01/2009 12:13

ok, this is going on the front page as soon as possible

garison says:
(# 16) on 01/01/2009 12:24

I can't wait 'til the sequel, Punch Old Ladies: In the Gunt gets released, GOTY for realz.

mix says:
(# 17) on 01/01/2009 12:33

That is so awesome man, great work!!!

Benefactor says:
(# 18) on 01/01/2009 12:41

This was awesome and hilarious! Awhilariome!

MEE says:
(# 19) on 01/01/2009 12:48

looks like river city ransom. also llooks awesome.

king3vbo says:
(# 20) on 01/01/2009 13:12

FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP

Kif says:
(# 21) on 01/01/2009 13:39

This. This is what ownage feels like.

Solgrim says:
(# 22) on 01/01/2009 13:49

Wow. Ruthless.

Jesus H Christ says:
(# 23) on 01/01/2009 14:09

5'd!

Tactix says:
(# 24) on 01/01/2009 14:12

HAHAHA! Now THAT is amazing :D

Sloth says:
(# 25) on 01/01/2009 14:12

Wow!

naia-the-gamer says:
(# 26) on 01/01/2009 14:15

I LOL'ed

BTW, you're welcome :)

Spartacus says:
(# 27) on 01/01/2009 14:44

My life has been changed forever.

Muddy Waterz says:
(# 28) on 01/01/2009 15:09

Incredible! I can't believe it!

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says:
(# 29) on 01/01/2009 17:08

Amazing!

Pangloss says:
(# 30) on 01/01/2009 17:47

Holy shit, yes. Pack it up, game developers, because the final winner has been determined.

Krahsh says:
(# 31) on 01/01/2009 18:47

Super rad!

The-Excel says:
(# 32) on 01/01/2009 19:20

Chad Punches Old Ladies In The Face 2: Chad Punches Old Lady Zombies In The Face... In Space

jackal27 says:
(# 33) on 01/01/2009 19:33

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!! This game is incredible! Hahaha!

MOAR!!

welkstar says:
(# 34) on 01/01/2009 19:48

AMAZING!!!

Tehmtnlion says:
(# 35) on 01/01/2009 22:47

Fap.

nebones says:
(# 36) on 01/02/2009 00:34

woah

Electro Lemon says:
(# 37) on 01/02/2009 03:36

Oh my god. That was awesome! There needs to be DLC.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 38) on 01/02/2009 11:04

It's AMAAAAAAZING!

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