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Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face
Dead Movie Star | 9:22 AM on 01.01.2009 42 comments



Play it!

The people have spoken:

"Old lady ownage!" - OJohnsew [10/10]

"i always wanted to knock out old people and get away with it" - sneakylpete [10/10]

"this game iz ez and fun." - sonicandmario358 [10/10]

Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face is clearly the greatest game ever made. It pushes the boundaries of what we consider a game to be and has revolutionized the entire entertainment industry. And the best part... it's free! There is no reason for you not to play Chad Punches Old Ladies: In The Face! It's RETROMAAAAAAAAAZING!



So suck on that, Bonerquest. Suck on that hard.


[P.S. I would like to thank naia for interrupting her New Year's partyin' to supply me with some wonderful music :) :) :) :)]



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 09:47
Maurice Tan
Holy shit!
mr moustache's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 09:59
mr moustache
goty 2009
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:05
Guagloves
umm...that is awesome
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:06
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Oh My God... I have to play this right now.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:13
Mushman
Damn, I'm going to play it RIGHT NOW. :)
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:34
Remo
wow.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:39
Daxelman
Sequel plz.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:44
Eschatos
This is officially the best thing ever.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 10:50
Overcrowd
There are no words.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 11:10
Zombutler
I love how there is a colon in the title.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 11:37
Samit Sarkar
"And so their journey was cut short by a large fist."

AHAHAHAHAHA
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 11:43
Haxan
"A male Ellen Degeneres"?
Wow. Funny stuff.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:00
ThunderHeartXI
I just laughed my ass off: twice.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:10
RonBurgandy2010
Oh my God..............

XD
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:13
Niero
ok, this is going on the front page as soon as possible
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:24
garison
I can't wait 'til the sequel, Punch Old Ladies: In the Gunt gets released, GOTY for realz.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:33
mix
That is so awesome man, great work!!!
Benefactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:41
Benefactor
This was awesome and hilarious! Awhilariome!
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 12:48
MEE
looks like river city ransom. also llooks awesome.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 13:12
king3vbo
FAP FAPPITY FAP FAP
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 13:39
Kif
This. This is what ownage feels like.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 14:12
Jesse Cortez
HAHAHA! Now THAT is amazing :D
Sloth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 14:12
Sloth
Wow!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 14:15
naia-the-gamer
I LOL'ed

BTW, you're welcome :)
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 14:44
Spartacus
My life has been changed forever.
Muddy Waterz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 15:09
Muddy Waterz
Incredible! I can't believe it!
's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 17:08
Clint
Amazing!
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 17:47
Pangloss
Holy shit, yes. Pack it up, game developers, because the final winner has been determined.
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 18:47
Krahsh
Super rad!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 19:20
Excel-2011
Chad Punches Old Ladies In The Face 2: Chad Punches Old Lady Zombies In The Face... In Space
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 19:33
jackal27
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!! This game is incredible! Hahaha!

MOAR!!
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 19:48
welkstar
AMAZING!!!
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2009 22:47
Tehmtnlion
Fap.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 00:34
nebones
woah
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 03:36
Electro Lemon
Oh my god. That was awesome! There needs to be DLC.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 11:04
Brian Szabelski
It's AMAAAAAAZING!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2010 17:19
Sentry
Well that's just tits.
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