Have some cake.
More of a pie person?
Seriously though, you guys are the best. From the editors, to the Community, to Samit, you guys make my day, every day. I don't know how I would have gotten the best internet experience I've ever had if Destructoid wasn't here to shove it down my throat, so thanks Niero(HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU TO BRO), the staff, the community, and all of your mothers for giving birth to all you sons of bitches. I salute all of you.
Here's to 4 more years of JOURNALISM excellence. And overall cock-ery.