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On-board audio how you suck the life out of me!
Dave Towne | 1:06 AM on 02.07.2010 10 comments


On-board audio, oh how I loathe you. You make noises when I've asked you to be silent and often turn on the radio when it's late at night. Would you please take some more CPU cycles than you really need and tell me about all the voltage that passes by you. Just look at yourself, you are rainbow colored and have so many different outputs but only one input. You change your header position just as much as I change clothes. I don't want to love you anymore! Go ahead and pack your bags, get out of my PC! My mom is the only one who needs you, I've found new love in my new sound card...Miss PCI-Express. She is quiet and oh so pretty. Her outputs are all organized and sleek, her voice is so soothing to my ears. Whether its the $12 model or the more expensive model, the sound truly makes playing video games or just watching media so much more enjoyable. Stop playing around with the worst audio card built into your motherboard and get it on with a newer sexier PCI-Express card.



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the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:33
the Golden Avatar
This post blows.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:33
the Golden Avatar
This blog sucks the life out of me.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:34
WastelandTraveler
god its so bad and so beautiful at the same time... welcome to destructoid.. your stickam adventure with alcohol and batshit insane people is complete.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:37
the Golden Avatar
Since Kacie can't log in I'll comment for her.

Kacie: I'm fucking retarded.
Dave Towne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:38
Dave Towne
After writing this, I almost deleted it, but I wont abort my failed child.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:38
WastelandTraveler
Alcohol + Stickam + one random stickam gamer who was drinking with us + kacie forgetting her password + Scion being so drunk he thought id actually carve a statue out of wood for him = this blog.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 14:36
theredpepperofdoom
Oh man, I really need to go into Stickam sometime.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 16:21
Gantz
Uhhh, my onboard soundcard is pimp.
Never had a single issue and comes with S/PDIF out.

Your mobo just sucks.
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