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I like single player games.
DarthFredd | 9:06 AM on 11.20.2007 16 comments


Fuck you guys and your hardcore deathmatch slayer supercool shit. Single player rocks.

I hated halo 1 and 2 multiplayer. Halo 1, I was constantly frustrated over the unbalanced weapons and map layouts. Halo 2, I played online ONCE and was overrun by cheating bastards (at least, that was mine host's explanation for why people were flying). But I really enjoyed the campaigns in both halos.

Quake 2? Multiplayer was fucked up, everyone knows that. Single player fucking owned. Unreal 2? Hated by all, but I loved that shit. Goddamn, I'm gonna go reinstall it right now.

[ten minutes later]

Okay, so maybe it doesn't run so well nowadays. But that's beside the point. Fuck yeah, multiplayer. Remember Deus Ex? Fuck yeah, skill systems! You kids and your interwobs and lanwerks and net parties. Hell, with a single player game, I don't have to worry about my shitty comcast connection, or lag, or finding enough people for a decent round. I don't have to worry about spawn campers, lag fags, or sniper jews. It's just me and the machine. Fuck multiplayer.

I encourage feedback in the comments below. Unless you're a no good, dirty rotten stinkin communist.



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JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
Single player is the only reason I play games.
JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
Ohhh and change your fucking banner.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Please change your banner, I like multiplayer.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
I like games.

And to copy Jack and Snail

Change your Godforsaken banner
Variable Gear's Destructoid Blog
I like single-player and multi-player.

I don't discriminate one way or the other.
dgenerate's Destructoid Blog
Yeah I'm with Variable Gear. I love me some single player, but it's fun to hop online for a little competition now and then.

I also agree with Jack. Change your fucking banner
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
Change banner.. don't be noobey

I like games.... I like single player games, and I like multi player games., thats why they make games with both aspects.

Multi player games are no different to single player games on the ground that your still playing the game. You may not like the type of game a multi=player aspect creates, but thats different. Stop generalizing!
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
You must not talk shit in multi-player. That's the main reason I play. and Halo 1 multi-player was the god damn shit, and anyone who disagrees is either a dumbass or sucked at it. Blood Gulch CTF makes my boner shoot through the roof.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
I like pizza.
h3lios's Destructoid Blog
Single player is win. It helps that i have a shitty internet connection too.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
FIX YOUR FUCKING BANNER

Also, multiplayer is where it is at. I have so much fun pwning other dtoiders
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I hate you already. what the fuck is this? cry more, noob

Knives's Destructoid Blog
I like to play games =)
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Your banner makes me want to kill your mother. Fucking change it.

And as for multiplayer? I have friends, sir. And with that, having friends means I have someone to play with. I also love single player. It's called being well rounded.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I usually play the entire single player campaign before playing multi in a game. It makes me lol when people ask stupid questions in game that they would have learned had they played the campaign.

also, change your banner
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
I'll usually play the single player a lot, but I'll go to a multiplayer portion if I just want a mix up.

also, banner change.


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