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5:54 PM on 12.27.2007

It sucks to have a shitty PC

..cause I don't pour money into my system (I'm not actually a hardcore gamer). I'm gonna buy a new system, and I'm poor as shit, so I will carefully deliberate my purchase. It needs to be expandable (don't want to buy new maj...   read

5:31 PM on 12.27.2007

Lazy Man's Guide: Making your own 2d scroller

The scrolling game development TWO was just released. The SDK handles everything: graphics, sounds, and music. All you need is DirectX, .Net, and a little C# experience. The SDK takes the sharp edges off making a basic game. No fancy graphics, just a 2d scroll, but the SDK does the heavy lifting for you. The included demo projects are also a fun play. Hop to it, destructoid!   read

4:47 PM on 12.04.2007

Girls are soft

Unless they know martial arts and can kick your pasty, overweight ass. Then they're hard, and terrifying, a la MMA girls.   read

7:50 PM on 12.03.2007

Wii? In MY Ladies Home Journal? It's more likely than you'd think.

Tonight, a noob college student showed up with a clipping from Ladies Home Journal showing an ad for the Wii, which said something about "getting off the couch", and showed Mom and Grandmom playing enthusiastically while the ...   read

1:44 AM on 12.03.2007

Fuck you, destructoid

Probably should be "fuck you, elephant". I posted a lengthy comment about the law and various legalities on THIS POST. You fuckers ate my comment. I hope the responsible party is raped by a razor-dicked pikachu, so they get electrocuted as they get raped. Bleeding out is a bonus.   read

1:01 AM on 12.03.2007

Fallout; it isn't the best game ever

I started playing Fallout 2 last thursday. It has eaten my entire weekend. Despite the kludgy graphics, the occasional inverse color problem, and the crappy interface..Fallout fuckin' rocks. I can't put my finger on it: I don...   read

10:01 PM on 11.27.2007

I review a porn game (SFW)

Yes, I played a porn game. The game was "Lula 3d", and despite it's low score on MobyGames, I gave it a shot because it was the latest in the series, and 3d. Also, I thought maybe german game devs made awesome porn games. Spo...   read

11:05 PM on 11.25.2007

Fuck, it's monday

It's 12:09 on monday morning. fuck, I have to sleep, I have two tests, a take home exam, and a research paper draft THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES I spent the weekend with family and perl. Shit, how unproductive. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. ..and i'm spent (and a little drunk, if you care)   read

9:06 AM on 11.20.2007

I like single player games.

Fuck you guys and your hardcore deathmatch slayer supercool shit. Single player rocks. I hated halo 1 and 2 multiplayer. Halo 1, I was constantly frustrated over the unbalanced weapons and map layouts. Halo 2, I played onlin...   read

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