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My PS2 broke down in Octoboer '05, and I was so irritated because that was the 8th time that had happened, I swore off systems. Fast forward to December '06, and my friend and I wanted to find an activity to do, but I live in Detroit and he lives in Houston. I broke down and pursued an Xbox 360, and I came out of my year long retirement from gaming.

I dig mostly on sports games, but I fell in love with sandbox GTA games. I don't spend too much time playing, as I try to divide my free time up as much as possible. But because of my narrow gaming tastes, it does not mean I'm closed off to other game types. No WoW though, I'm geeky enough as is.

Away from gaming, I love sports, comics, cartoons, anime and movies. I don't watch as much television as I use to, but I keep up with what I love as much as possible. Cartoons are all I watch on tv besides sports anyway. I also love to write. I write leisurely and sometimes I utilize blogging. I stick to short stories more than anything. I gotta find a spot to slap a link to my myspace, if that's an acceptable action around here. I'm still unsure.

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Halo-Based Cartoon on TV in GTA IV Safehouse?
Darkknight37 | 12:38 PM on 05.01.2008 12 comments


So after failing a mission for the fifth time, I decided to blow off some steam in the safe house by watching some tube. I flip through the channels and find an episode of a cartoon. I didn't stick around long enough to catch the title of it, but it was a Halo-spoof cartoon featuring a pack of space rebels (I think) with VERY southern - and I mean like 'Tucky, not Canterbury - accents.

Basically, these guys are rolling around in Master Chief armor, destroying any and every planet they come across in the galaxy with missiles from their jacked up space ship, resulting in a Death Star induced explosion to the planet. I guess the joke is that these planets house "insurgents" or whatever. Go watch the tube for a while to catch this, very funny shit.

The best line is when they hunt down aliens looking like the grunts in Halo, they say "And don't forget to shoot the children!".



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 12:52
Kryptinite
See...this is why I love GTA. I can't wait to see that :).
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 12:55
king3vbo
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa2Iy34aUhc]It is called Republican Space Rangers[/size]

Quite lulzy
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 12:56
gotdurnrite
I think you're talking about the Space Republicans.

The TV shows are hilarious. So are the commercials. I sat and watched it for about 30 minutes. Mostly that show with that guy with anger management problems homicidal tendencies and the other guy that was super effeminate. Damn, now I'm drawing a blank on the name of that show.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 13:01
liquidninja
"Your strange religion and foreign ways threaten are freedom."
Thanks for that.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 13:16
AngelsDontBurn
Yeah looked like a rip off of that Starship Troopers cartoon Roughnecks and Halo combined.
gomeja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 15:11
gomeja
@gotdurnrite

Sounds like The Men's Room.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 16:34
Dan CiTi
It also seems to reference Gears of War too.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 17:27
Holyetheline
I watched that whole episode, haha. Their ship looks like a penis.
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