Since the PS3 debuted, the Console Wars have reigned upon the interwebs. I, a man of peace and love, have toured the war-torn wastelands that had once been enjoyable and readable message boards. I grew more and more 'scust as I bared witness to my fellow fat-asses square off in posting smackdowns to the point where I wanted no part of them.

All this time, I stood by as I already staked my place in this war, but I could not succumb to the battles.

No longer.

'm like Sting when he walked on the rafters while the WCW and nWo were in the middle of their war. I'd come down every now and then and perform a Scorpion Deathdrop on some fools, then I'd go back up till next Monday.

I'm getting so annoyed by this whole thing, so I think I'm ready to join my 360 brethren against the PS3rd Placers on a full time basis. We gotta let them know that the PS3 has its own RROD, it's the duration of time between release dates for GOOD exclusives and install times. Yeah bitches, I'm on my 3rd 360 in 2 years. The last console I played this much was by Sony, and I recall sending that defective lense-having piece of shit back about 8 times cuz it couldn't read dick. Compared to that nightmare (which made me give up gaming, look at my bio), I won.

Maybe war will taste better when I have seasoned my meals with blood.

My gaming library has doubled this holiday season, and my green disc cases look ever so sexy on my shelves, awaiting their lord and master to slap some OWN on all of the campaign modes.

I swear to thee, my fellow Xbrother, you will not be left alone against the onslaught of desperate PS3 dogs, hopelessly trying to find meaning for their fail existence. Whenever a story, a blog or even a thread is flamed, I will be there to slap-fat fight back with you!

Now, wtf are our exclusives this year? Halo Wars isn't what I'd call a good start. :/