Well after playing the newest installment of Pokemon (diamond) i came to a certain conclusion, I miss Gary Oak. Well in the game he's Blue or Red or pretty much any like 7 letter name. I world normally put something in like, Bastard or Fuck Face. There was a reason for this, HE WAS AN ASSHOLE! Yeah he would sporadically show up with decently leveled Pokemon and try and kick your ass. Now I've notice the "rivals" slowly get more pansy. But now they aren't rivals, they are partners. The new rival is all "i hope we can make a difference" or "Let' see if I'm raising my Pokemon right", "hey i was up catching morning Pokemon, saw the sunrise, and cried" i remember walking out of one of the color themed cities (spoilers!!) and being stopped by Gary and he was something like "Hey dick face, my Pokemon are better and yours suck ass" or "your dumb as shit, I'm gonna get to the Pokemon league first!" and if you beat him he would say "shove it! I'm gonna get better and win" not "wow your great! i hope we can battle again soon, would you like a crumpet?" There was more motivation for some one who was always challenged by a consistent douche bag. Now its just as annoying as trying to sharpen a Rose Art pencil. R.I.P Gary Oak.............douche bag.
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
But.. but.. I wouldn't mind hearing "wow your great! i hope we can battle again soon, would you like a crumpet?" every day IRL to feel better about myself. =/
lol Great blog. I never stopped to consider how much the game is missing Gary's presence. What a dick! He really got you eager to train and kick the shit out of him.
DS Pokemon games need to stop coddling players and give them some tough love, Blue style.
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RIP Gary Oak. He's Smell Ya Latering up in Heaven.
This makes me want to get out my old GBC...
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
Go play FireRed/LeafGreen or the Gold/Silver remake that has him AND Silver. By the way, his name is Blue.
Gary Oak killed Dumbledore
I didn't know he wasn't in the newer games.
hahah nice dude
totally agree
the new pokemon games are WAY too family friendly, and thats saying something for pokemon.
LOL!
But.. but.. I wouldn't mind hearing "wow your great! i hope we can battle again soon, would you like a crumpet?" every day IRL to feel better about myself. =/
And I like crumpets. =/
King, you need a goddamn medal.
^agreed
Lord... His freaking Pidgey was always rape...
lol Great blog. I never stopped to consider how much the game is missing Gary's presence. What a dick! He really got you eager to train and kick the shit out of him.
DS Pokemon games need to stop coddling players and give them some tough love, Blue style.
I have no remorse for brutally sodomizing ASSFACE's whole team with my Alakazam.
I agree with you 100%. One of the things that I sort of wished they did with the Pokemon series was really flesh out the characters and the story.