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All right this is betterness. I can give some thought to this. Well im married to a also gamer named Heather. Shes has a PS2 and we share the Ds, i have a Xbox. I had every nintendo system and sega but was forced to sell them for stuff, you know like food.[
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Im heavy first person shooter (great sniper, and awesome assault guy if you recruiting for a team) on pc i like to get my rts on, i liked WoW but i need my own pc for that. I like some rpgs but not all.


I live in Austin Tx and yes i love the Cowboys (but not heath ledger)

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er my fave game is anything metroid (except MP:echos fuck that shit)


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I Miss Gary Oak
DarkAnubisPwnr | 7:46 PM on 07.21.2008 15 comments


Well after playing the newest installment of Pokemon (diamond) i came to a certain conclusion, I miss Gary Oak. Well in the game he's Blue or Red or pretty much any like 7 letter name. I world normally put something in like, Bastard or Fuck Face. There was a reason for this, HE WAS AN ASSHOLE! Yeah he would sporadically show up with decently leveled Pokemon and try and kick your ass. Now I've notice the "rivals" slowly get more pansy. But now they aren't rivals, they are partners. The new rival is all "i hope we can make a difference" or "Let' see if I'm raising my Pokemon right", "hey i was up catching morning Pokemon, saw the sunrise, and cried" i remember walking out of one of the color themed cities (spoilers!!) and being stopped by Gary and he was something like "Hey dick face, my Pokemon are better and yours suck ass" or "your dumb as shit, I'm gonna get to the Pokemon league first!" and if you beat him he would say "shove it! I'm gonna get better and win" not "wow your great! i hope we can battle again soon, would you like a crumpet?" There was more motivation for some one who was always challenged by a consistent douche bag. Now its just as annoying as trying to sharpen a Rose Art pencil. R.I.P Gary Oak.............douche bag.



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 20:33
Aaron Mxy Yost
RIP Gary Oak. He's Smell Ya Latering up in Heaven.
Stephen57's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 20:36
Stephen57
This makes me want to get out my old GBC...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 20:47
king3vbo
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 20:53
Dan CiTi
Go play FireRed/LeafGreen or the Gold/Silver remake that has him AND Silver. By the way, his name is Blue.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 20:57
F Whipple
Gary Oak killed Dumbledore
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 21:16
nebones
I didn't know he wasn't in the newer games.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 22:00
Skribble
hahah nice dude

totally agree

the new pokemon games are WAY too family friendly, and thats saying something for pokemon.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 23:25
Arttemis
LOL!

But.. but.. I wouldn't mind hearing "wow your great! i hope we can battle again soon, would you like a crumpet?" every day IRL to feel better about myself. =/
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 23:26
Arttemis
And I like crumpets. =/
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 00:41
aborto thefetus
King, you need a goddamn medal.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 02:16
Skribble
^agreed
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 03:12
jackal27
Lord... His freaking Pidgey was always rape...
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 10:02
Char Aznable
lol Great blog. I never stopped to consider how much the game is missing Gary's presence. What a dick! He really got you eager to train and kick the shit out of him.

DS Pokemon games need to stop coddling players and give them some tough love, Blue style.
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 13:13
P3T3Y
I have no remorse for brutally sodomizing ASSFACE's whole team with my Alakazam.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:04
Scape
I agree with you 100%. One of the things that I sort of wished they did with the Pokemon series was really flesh out the characters and the story.
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