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Danmartigan | 1:00 AM on 05.18.2008 16 comments


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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 01:17
Steel Squirrel
Ah, more purple penis. I mean..... jelly..... I'm not sure anymore.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 01:22
13thDragon
I guess the weird thing here is that there actually are skate ramps and purple dildos in GTAIV.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 01:26
Danmartigan
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 02:10
Steel Squirrel
I would definitely pay for skateboards in the DLC.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 04:15
mistic
Yeah I'd love skateboard/inlineskates/bmx's as well :-)

I guess they were planning on putting the BMX in there again, but just gave up on it sometime during production?
Sarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 04:21
Sarin
"crushes my little gentleman to death"

haven't heard that euphemism before
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 04:32
13thDragon
"WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??"

I think it means that GTAIV is no where near as awesome as San Andreas.

Oooooohhhh!!! BURN!!! Yeah, I went there.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 09:24
Too Much Coffee Man


needs more Hoverboard
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 10:57
Clockwork
What Too Much Coffee Man said.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 13:42
TrailerParkJesus
Are you gonna do pigeon locations too? That might be nice
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 15:19
Ascythopicism
True story: when I was in the hospital (after trying out my school's skate ramps in my family-sedan), and a doctor was administering a sonogram, he made the lame of joke: "Lolz, lookin' for babies!" To which I replied: "More like 'lookin' for homunculi'!" (A joke he didn't get...)

Homunculus is latin for "little (gentle)man."

Get out of my brain.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 17:19
Danmartigan
@Tom... you were driving your family car on skate ramps??? OK. Since you live in NY, and I am sure you collect purple dildos, it's probably safe to say that GTA IV was somewhat loosely based on your life.

@TrailerParkJesus, Rockstar already provided one of those. SPOILER ALERT (although anyone actually trying to find every pigeon without this should be shot) Hit the Tw@ internet cafe and visit: whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 14:42
Steel Squirrel
Oh snap. I've been looking for the pigeons via the "accident" plan. Whenever I have a terrible crash in my car, motorcycle, or helicopter and get ejected into a wall 30ft in the air, I always look up or around me after I land and sure as can be..... there's a damn glowing pigeon staring right at me.
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