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I have destroyed Haxan!!

I love me some Street Fighter. Send me a friend request if you're looking for a challenge.

I also play the virtual skateboard machine.. and the shooty games.

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How To Win at SF IV Online
Danmartigan \| 2:26 PM on 09.14.2009	13 comments

Step 1: Begin by downloading movies or other extremely large files from your favourite internet websites.

Step 2: Launch Street Fighter IV and select a character with ridiculous special moves which have amazing startup frames, zero recovery, and nearly always trade hits. Blanka and M. Bison seem to be popular choices for this.

Step 3: Buy one of these.

Step 4: Win.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Danmartigan

lol, I fapped my own blog.

taumpytears

I-No playing the guitar is what made that video.

Bulkmailer

Heh.

mourning orange

v-13 can suck mah balls and/ or bowels

Senisan

haha, I wouldn't be surprised if this were true. The other day I got defeated by someone who sounded like a giggling school girl...DE BLOO something something :3

Char Aznable

Stop fucking wiggling around, you stupid kids! Jesus!

Steel Squirrel

Hmm. That "How not to play Virtua Fighter 5" video is pretty funny too.

Also, Blanka is the most retarded character in that game, in my opinion.

Danmartigan

@Char Aznable that's exactly how I feel when I am trying to play online.

Sean Carey

So that's why Daigo does a little dance after each round. He trains with vtech!

Danmartigan

What the hell, whoever posts the last comment on my blog suddenly takes over the sidebar... bug found, Niero!

de BLOO

Why is Senisan so gay? :3

<3

So that's what you were talking about last night Dan?

Get to G1.

Nobody does that shit at that level since at that level they actually care about SF:IV enough to not pull shit like that.

Puppy Licks

I need to get back online with this shit pronto

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