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How To Win at SF IV Online
Danmartigan | 2:26 PM on 09.14.2009 13 comments


Step 1: Begin by downloading movies or other extremely large files from your favourite internet websites.

Step 2: Launch Street Fighter IV and select a character with ridiculous special moves which have amazing startup frames, zero recovery, and nearly always trade hits. Blanka and M. Bison seem to be popular choices for this.

Step 3: Buy one of these.


Step 4: Win.



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Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
lol, I fapped my own blog.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
I-No playing the guitar is what made that video.
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
Heh.
mourning orange's Destructoid Blog
v-13 can suck mah balls and/ or bowels
Senisan82's Destructoid Blog
haha, I wouldn't be surprised if this were true. The other day I got defeated by someone who sounded like a giggling school girl...DE BLOO something something :3
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Stop fucking wiggling around, you stupid kids! Jesus!
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Hmm. That "How not to play Virtua Fighter 5" video is pretty funny too.

Also, Blanka is the most retarded character in that game, in my opinion.
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
@Char Aznable that's exactly how I feel when I am trying to play online.
walkyourpath's Destructoid Blog
So that's why Daigo does a little dance after each round. He trains with vtech!
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
What the hell, whoever posts the last comment on my blog suddenly takes over the sidebar... bug found, Niero!
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
Why is Senisan so gay? :3

<3

So that's what you were talking about last night Dan?

Get to G1.

Nobody does that shit at that level since at that level they actually care about SF:IV enough to not pull shit like that.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
I need to get back online with this shit pronto


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