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PAX EAST: Updating you on WHY YOU CARE
Danl Haas | 12:46 PM on 02.01.2010 25 comments


So it's been a while since I've seen any real PAX East love on the c-blogs. It's almost as if people don't think that this party will be every bit as awesome as PAX Prime. Well, I tried to tell you before, but that was a while ago, and there are some new things you need to know. So here they are:

1: The Return of the Greatest Concert Series Known To Man



I'll be honest with you: my single greatest source of envy toward the attendees of PAX Prime was the goddamn amazing musicians they got to see. Frontalot? Optimus Rhyme? Metroid fucking Metal playing LIVE?? Why am I not there right now. Well, fortunately, the concert series is shaping up to be every bit as awesome at PAX East. While no one has been officially announced by the PAX website, that hasn't stopped a few musicians from confirming their appearances in other ways. Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, and even The Protomen have separately confirmed that they will indeed be playing the show. The Front has even announced that his brand new album, entitled Zero Day, will be available at PAX East, even before it goes on sale on his own website. I believe I purchased my badge for the show a matter of minutes after I read that little piece of news off his website. I'm what you'd call "a fan".
As far as other artists go, we're still in the dark. I'm really, really hoping for an appearance by Anamanaguchi, which seems likely, as they'll just be finishing up a Chiptune megatour around the American Southeast around that time. I understand they brought the house down at PAX Prime last year. I see no reason why they shouldn't be more than capable of a repeat performance.
But please, don't sit idly by and say "Oh, I'll wait for more bands and exhibitors to be announced before I make my decision about attending." Don't get me wrong, under normal circumstances that would be a perfectly reasonable viewpoint. But by the time that stuff is officially revealed, it may already be too late. Because you see,


2: The show is damn near sold out

A recent announcement on the PAX East site held a dire warning: The show WILL sell out. If you want to go to the show, you MUST purchase your pass RIGHT NOW. And that announcement was more than a week ago at this point. I've heard rumors that the number of three-day passes remaining could be in the triple digits. That is insanity. It's now or never, folks.


3: The Dtoiders will be out in FULL FORCE



We've got a Google group, we've got a few forum threads, and hell, we've practically got our own unofficial Dtoid hotel for the con. Turns out Kauza and I are on the same damn flight into Boston. Plans are being made. Drinks will be had. Friends will become intimate lovers. You DEFINITELY want to be in on these shenanigans.
The list of confirmed community members grows daily. The Google group membership stands at 73. I'm not totally sure which staffers have confirmed that they'll be going, but I do know that I'll be able to ask Brad Nicholson about his shoe size in person, AND Nick Chester can give me shit for making fun of his speech impediment. Now I just need to figure out if I can buy Topher that beer.


Sufficiently excited yet? I know I am. This thing is only about SIX GODDAMN WEEKS OUT.


WHY AREN'T YOU CONFIRMED YET.


JESUS.



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Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 12:57
Andrew Kauz
4: There is a 100% chance that I will have sex with something at PAX East. Might be something living, might not be. If you want to find out what it's gonna be, you had better be there. No photos, please. I'm not making that mistake again.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 13:45
Tubatic
Adopt my avatar for pax east you guys...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 13:51
Xzyliac
No mention of the adoption. Where's the love?
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 13:58
Joanna Mueller
I'll be there in avatar form. No good can come of that so have your cameras ready people.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 13:59
CountingConflict
We light people on fire at PAX West
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:09
Jesus H Christ
@Zodiac: YGGR
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:12
Danl Haas
@ Avatar peeps

Shit, yo. I totally forgot about that stuff. I wrote this thing in like a half hour, sue me. I'll show you guys some love next time I blog about PAX. Knowing me that ought to be, like, next week.

@CountingConflict

Pix or it didn't happen.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:22
Bob Muir
@ CountingConflict

Part of the reason why I feel safer going to this PAX. :P

@ DanlHaas

Videos are better.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:28
FatherChesz
Shit, where do I join this google group? I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE LOVE.
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:32
Danl Haas
Wow, I can't believe I forgot that link, FatherChesz. Here you go, bro

http://groups.google.com/group/dtoid-pax-meetups
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 14:48
FatherChesz
Much obliged, sir! Looking forward to making homoerotic advances with the lot of you fine folks.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 15:05
Sean Carey
I approve of this blog -- looking forward to catching up with y'all there!
bakasama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 15:13
bakasama
Honestly I can't wait!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 15:22
Knivy
@Counting Conflict
We also slap them with trouts!
EraVulgaris's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:34
EraVulgaris
Did Optimus Rhyme not break up?
nikmonroe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:50
nikmonroe
I've got dibs on Hamza, he needs some UK lovin'!!
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:52
Danl Haas
@EraVulgaris

I, uh... Never mentioned Optimus Rhyme in this post? That's okay. I'll discuss them any time you want. I WOULD love to see them at PAX, though.

No, I don't think they've 'broken up'. They seem to be taking a little hiatus from the band; most of them seem to be doing their own things for a little while (Supercommuter was most excellent) but I don't think they're done with Optimus. That would be a fucking tragedy.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:09
Andrew Kauz
Reason 5 is a doozy!

I just learned that my boss is also going to be in Boston that weekend, making the chances of me somehow getting myself fired about 80%, with a 95% chance of that termination being related to reason number 4.

Seriously, you can't miss me getting fired because of PAX shenanigans.

Hilarious.
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:35
Danl Haas
Kauza, you're making it very, very difficult for me to keep from having a massive boner for the next six straight weeks, writhing in anticipation, waiting for all this to finally go down. Christ.
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 18:12
Danl Haas
Double Post: Sorry, EraVulgaris, I'm a douche, I did mention Optimus Rhyme in this blog. That mostly a reference to the time they played PAX in Seattle back in, like, 2007 or so. It really made me want to go.

oh, and @Necros

You guys are nucking futs.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 00:16
CelicaCrazed
I really wish I could go...or someone would adopt me too T_T
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 01:26
Qalamari
Curse you, fiscal responsibility! I will slay you and attend both PAX in 2011. So I have written, so it shall be.
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