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As a facially disfigured man once said "You either leave Dtoid as a nobody, or you live long enough to see yourself become "that guy"" or something like that, I dunno, I was too busy trying to stare at Maggie Gylennhall. God damn is she fine. Farewell</p>
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord,
"You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you."
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord,
"You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you."
If this ever happens to me, I plan to assume a new identity. No one will ever suspect Reyamob of self-fapping.
Self fappage is all to easy when using an iPhone.
For just £2 a week you can help people like Daniel get back on their feet after such a life devastating event. Please think of the children.
For just £2 a week you can help people like Daniel get back on their feet after such a life devastating event. Please think of the children.
I self fapped once when I was trying to fap someone else. I liked it so much, I decided to do it more often. Now I've gone fap crazy, fapping anyone and everyone who so much as winks at me.
Not this, though. I can't fap to this.
Not this, though. I can't fap to this.
