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So I guess it's time I update this because it's not quite as elaborate as all the other cool kid's...

But I don't have shit to say so... SPARKLES
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While chatting with the guys down in IRCartel, I came upon a new discovery that will forever revolutionize the way you express the tightness in your pants via text. I will dispense this knowledge, now

<3=================8

Although it may be backwards, you'll have to get used to that. This new penis expresses not only love, but a desire to bend one over, and firmly stick it in. Although sending one another a heart or a penis may be fun, it's important to embrace this new lovable penis

Users agree, this new penis will revolutionize the way we speak, and you should embrace it too! I first brought you butsecks and now I bring you......

<3=================8

Check out what IRC users are saying!

22:28… ConradZimmerman: That's a revelation!
22:29… ConradZimmerman: ASCII penises around the world will never be drawn the same again!
22:29… +CharlieLovesChunLi: you have created love on another level
22:29… @Necros: my god
22:29… @Necros: it's beautiful
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: ... i want it in me.
22:30… ConradZimmerman: It *is* in me.
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 1. print
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 2. fold
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 3. insert
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 4. enjoy!



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Win. Put it in me, NOW!
I'd tap that.
I was there! But I couldn't express what I felt in words, so I just passed out.
It's an internet revolution so amazing, not even your IRC windows can support it!
There's a van on your sidewalk.
Wow, first I see it in IRC, then my email, now on the cblogs... it's already a phenomenon.
I really


REALLY

want to submit it to digg
What the fuck is a "IRC"?
I lol'd
I

3<

IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
the big man shook his finger

no digg
<3===8

Let's be realistic, now.
hey!

let's YOU be realistic

Don't lie Dex, I've seen you naked
5 lovepenises out of 5.
<3=========8 doesn't really express my, and isn't relevant to my interests... I'll stick with good old 8=========D as my prick is more 'D' like and less pointy than that other penis.

Remember, this is what you get when you start getting all "revolutionary" with penises... way too much personal information.
boy, I really over-estimated those size tags... hehe

You know Dynamic I see your 8=======D and have two words for you



COME AAAAAAAAAAAN
That penis is old and busted.
I'm so proud to have been a part of this moment in history.
That's it Husky, you've convinced me! I love <3=========8! Boy, that could be taken way out of context... :\ Oh well, I've heard that the internet is full of classy, upstanding young lads who would never do anything like make a penis/gay joke.
So...buttsecks?
<3::::::::::::::8

Superior.
Topher, I think you need to get those black dots on your penis checked out...
<3========8
Let us move boldly forward into this bright new era for ASCII penises. Our chats will be better for the new twin messages of giving and making love, as well as the (perhaps unintentional?) homosexual undertones.
PRAISE THE LOVE PENIS
I DID ALREADY, NO NEED TO SHOUT

8=======D < <3======8
SWORDFIGHT!
wow...special.

I love how the internet, which is a wonderful resource for inquiring minds, which can great hundreds of years of knowledge at the press of a button, also gives rise to <3=====8.

Makes me wonder...maybe instead of the Gutenburg bible, the first manuscript printed in volume was a collection of text penises. <.<
This blog as reached new never before seen levels of gay. ^_^
It looks like an arrow because of the pointy end
IRC is good for penis.
The world = never be the same.
So basically IRC is penisland?
Lurker!
Yeah. It's pretty much still a good idea, even now that I've sobered up.

I've decided to call this revolution the Penis Wars, it's sort of like the Console Wars or the Format Wars, except we already know which one will win.

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