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  • 6:49 PM on 10.15.2007  

    So you like gifs...

    From my last post it turns out you guys like gifs, lucky for you i happen to make gif videos on youtube.



    I have more but they arent that great.
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    5:51 PM on 10.15.2007  

    Let's Ban Wrestling Games

    When i heard that there was another wrestling game coming out, i could only bust out in tears.
    Wrestling is the fakest shit ever. Why make a game about something that nobody cares about anymore.



    Wot The Bloody Hell is this??

    If wrestling was real, they wouldn't have any reaction time because they're used to it being fake.
    Talking about reaction time...



    Thats is way more entertaining. Check Plus Plus!

    Wrestling games have no point whatsoever. Lets kill em.
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    2:33 PM on 10.14.2007  

    After all your base

    Every one knows, when a foreigner makes grammatical errors its funny right.
    I was looking around on Google maps when I came across this:

    Yeah well.
    Right when i saw this store i thought, "Someone set us up the bomb."
    Do you think video games are affecting the way i think???
    Huh, huh!!?!!?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    And i also noticed that it said Men Women & Children. Instead of Men, Women & Children.
    MEN COMMA SPACE WOMEN SPACE AMPERSAND SPACE CHILDREN WOULD BE THE RIGHT DAMN WAY!
    It may be pointless. But I think, some should check these errors before the gays and the women start saying, "Oh my gosh, are you going to the fashions show"
    Im sorry.
    And shouldn't it be queen?
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    3:43 PM on 10.12.2007  

    Portal. Online.

    I found this great flash game.
    Its the concept of Portal.
    You guys are gonna love it.
    MMMkay.
    http://portal.wecreatestuff.com/
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    2:32 PM on 10.11.2007  

    Macs Will Rule The World One Day

    How many people with laptops have Macs? How many have ACERs?
    Alright, mmmkay, you dont know a lot of people.
    Did you actually answer the question in your head? Even worse, out loud?
    Anyways. The ratio of not owning a mac is 4:50
    WTF is a ratio anyway??
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    3:52 PM on 10.10.2007  

    Old Shool Shit up in here, up in here

    I wanted to do a remix of Party Up (Old Skooool DMX) and Mario theme song.
    The result will be:

    You know the beat is niiiice right? Unless you're no fan of Hip Hop and Video Game Music.
    Snoop Kirby, Good Times. Im no freaking DJ tho.

    BTW, I know you heard this before.
    Party Up...

    ...and every knows how the Mario theme goes.

    Do you think it will make a good mix??
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    7:14 PM on 10.09.2007  

    You simply must see this

    This just could be the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

    I just love it
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    6:38 PM on 10.09.2007  

    Anagram Challenge IS ON!!!

    Alright go here and submit your anagrams
    http://www.destructoid.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=152050#152050
    I found these out
    Osama Bin Laden - A damn alien S.O.B.
    World Trade Center - End Lewd terror act


    Huwwy Huwwyyyy.

    I put 2 favorites already in my Top Ten

    A new challenger
    Masturbation - It's nob trauma

    Twisted Imp
    Twisted Imp - Dimwit Pest

    This was the original blog post

    But now we are going official

    Submit in the forum

    3
    2
    1

    SUBMIT!
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    4:14 PM on 10.08.2007  

    Anagram Challenge

    I was looking at the Something Awful Photoshop Phriday Anagram Video Game Thread and i had an idea.
    Think of a phrase, game, person, thing, movie, food, etc and enter it here: http://sternestmeanings.com/
    That will give you auto anagrams

    If the outcome is funny then submit it
    -You can submit 3
    -I will judge
    -It will end today mmmmkay.

    I got a couple funny ones:
    Soulja Boy - A Lousy Job
    Destructiod - Cursed ditto
    Microsoft and Bungie - Is not becoming fraud
    South Park The Game - **SPOILER ALERT** The Graphs Make Out
    They Might Be Giants - The Big Steamy Thing

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    2:13 PM on 10.06.2007  

    Parody Game Boxes

    Is there a site that has just parody game boxes?
    Dont Link me to The DToid forums or Worth 1000.
    \
    I just love them, worth1000 has some good ones but i want to know if there is a whole site dedicated to it.
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    8:20 PM on 10.04.2007  

    Google 1407

    What if google was around in 1407?

    Tis Beta!
    Lets hope for a full functioning version of 1407.
    Spookah, 1 away from 1408.
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    6:53 PM on 10.03.2007  

    October 1 - 5th Wii Releases

    This could just be the worst week ever, with the exception of SOME games.

    FAIL!

    NBA Live 08
    Spider-Man: Friend or Foe
    MLB Power Pros
    Dave Mirra BMX Challenge
    Crash of the Titans
    Balls of Fury
    Hot Wheels: Beat That!
    Counter Force
    Monster Trux Arenas
    Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
    Ninja Bread Man (WTF!?!)


    H0T W|-|EE|_5 PWNS
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