So this all happened at Destructoid while "working" today.
TECMO KOEI AMERICA ANNOUNCES RELEASE DATE FOR DYNASTY WARRIORS 7: Xtreme Legends
Dale : dynasty Dontcareriers 7
JimSterling: Dale, we'd have accepted Dy-NoWay Warriors for 10 points
Dale: Die, Nasty Borriars 7
JimSterling: Dicknasty Whorers 7
Dale: Va-GAI-NA-sty Horriers 7
JimSterling: CryGhastly Scurriers 7
Jordan: Shitty McNipple Tits 7: The Reckoning
Dale: Why-MustThey More-iers 7
JimSterling: Balls 7: Balls
i would play that
Franchise Beat Senseless 7
JimSterling: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY IDENTITY THAT GAME IS WHO I AM!
THE INTERNET ASSOCIATES ME WITH THIS FRANCHISE SO I MUST DEFEND IT
JimSterling: VIDEOGAMES ARE ME
Dale: Dynasty Warriors 8: Jim Sterling
Dynasty Warriors 9: No one else at Destructoid is allowed to write about this game
that looks so ... natural
impressive game engine
skin texturing is beautiful
Da-nasty Warrior 7: Tatted Tit Flaps
Jordan: can we make that guy our mascot?
just throw him in every image
his name from now on is Da-nasty Warrior
JimSterling: He is Old Man Yakuzatits
Dale: Old Man Yakuzatits is good
JRoss: Leaked screen of Shenmue 3
JimSterling: I might do a frontpage gallery, "Old naked dudes photoshopped into videogames"
NickC: that's not necessary
we're good, jim.
Jordan: notice how nick didn't say don't do it