Mariah Carey earns points with the geek crowd

She didnt have to earn points with me. I have wanted to eat cereal out of her ass since i was 8.

This video is weird, but I suppose this is how she has to adapt to the times and stay relevant. Could touch my "body" mean the body of her guitar?
...
Obviously not.

She could be naked and doing naughty things to me everyday for the rest of my life, and that still would not forgive her for the train wreck that is Glitter.

tazar: You're gay for two reasons. The first obviously being that you would not accept an apology in the form of lifelong sex from Mariah "Hottest Pop Star in History" Carey, the second being you watched Glitter.

OH, a bonus third: That you apparently expected Glitter to be anything more than a train wreck. You have revealed too much this day.

The trick to forgiving her for Glitter is to never watch it. So hot, want to touch the hiney.

Is it wrong of me to watch movies hoping to see tits? Because honestly thats the only reason I ever do anymore.

wait...
what!?

wtf.... no.

Meh. Seems more like renenforceing sterytypes then scoreing points to me.

What Mr. Wilson said, except that I was much older, by the time she first appeared on the scene :-)

So basically she's saying that the only way guys like him (read: me) can touch her are in his (read: my) imagination.

Thats nice.

Wait, is this a music video? Dammit.

I wanna lick her body.

YOU GON GET AIDS

I can't watch anymore of this shit.


But she can get it anytime of the day. No geek points needed.

What was this post about? I was too busy looking at Mariah Carey.

Just FYI, that's Jack McBrayer, Kenneth from 30 Rock. This obviously means nothing to all of you, but I just felt like mentioning it.

Also, musically speaking, Mariah is completely irrelevant and will never score points with me with anything, least of all her music or videos. However, not a year of her career has gone by when I wouldn't hit her at a moment's notice. Sigh.

What was the point of this music video?

"802.11"

LOL

wait, that Glitter song, isnt the chorus like

Cause This Is Glitter, Glitter Night
There Ain't No Second Chance Against The Thing With
Forty Eyes
You Know It's Glitter, Glitter Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Glitter Tonight

that whole thing just confused me more...

I just want to cover her in pancakes and then dive in!

I think I'm going blind

I make an appearance in this video. I'm the unicorn

I somehow forgot how hot she is. I must rectify this with fapping.

Yeah... Like Mr. Wilson said she doesn't need to earn points with me, she's already got the high score. Mental instability be damned! :p

@Sharpless: 30 Rock is one of the funniest shows on TV. It’s a damn shame that no one watches it.

Also,

FAP FAP FAP