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Sex, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Fuckterprise. Her thirty-year mission: To explore strange new positions, to seek out new life and new civilizations (to fuck, then subsequently put in games), to boldly go where no video game developer (except for Mystique) has gone before.

true voy(eur)agers

Okay, sex in games. Sex is the new envelope to be pushed in gaming. Inevitably, sex lies in the future for games. And I say, "Bring it on!"

But seriously, just let them get it out of their system. sex will come, and it will pass, no big deal. No sense in delaying fate, just let sex run its course.

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The future is a time that's ahead in time. You should know that.

that shit just happened.
So, in the future, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have some robot action. Like, Total Recall style. And Mars, too. That's gonna happen. And probably more video games, to get on-topic. Video games in the future are, inevitably, going to look nice. Like that game with flowers. But, probably more violent and mind-numbing. Sorta like the one with the burly loggers that have gun-saws. That'd be crazy cool. Undoubtedly, there'll be new systems that'll probably look like glowing boxes or creepy gyroscopes...
you just got future'd
and, most definitely, and, this is kinda sad, discs are gonna be obsolete. That means that we won't have to go through those beloved minutes of enjoyment when opening new games. [pouty face.] And there's probably gonna be some sorta food thing that'll make lazy, fat people lazier and fatter...

(and this shit'll happen all the time)

So yeah, those are my future predictions...
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