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PsychoSoldier and Genki-JAM aren't the only Dtoiders packing heat
DaedHead8 | 11:19 AM on 01.21.2010 19 comments




Those two may have actual weapons like swords and nunchucks but seriously, they ain't got shit on me.

Xbox: First up, I have my original Xbox which I just love dropping on fools heads. You better not piss me off while you're laying down, otherwise you're in for a world of hurt.

Rotary Phone: I'm not ashamed to admit, I have a rotary phone fetish. Not only are they fun to dial, they also have a convenient handle on the back, which allows for a great grip while you smash fools over the head with it. The best part is, your opponent doesn't even have to be on their back for this method to be effective.

Acoustic Guitar: If it's good enough for Jeff Jarret it's good enough for me.

When I'm not introducing blunt objects to people's heads, I fall back on one of these weapons.

Chimchar w/Scribblenauts rooster hat: It's a freaking fire monkey that can summon anything (as long as it's not copyrighted or a naughty word) guess what he's gonna summon? That's right, more fire. What do you have that can beat that?

Rusty Hatchet: I found this in the woods as a teenager and I haven't had the opportunity to give anyone tetanus yet. Just give me a reason....

Pocket Knife: Here's the deal with this:



That's right, it's an AMERICAN knife, made in CHINA. And we all know that Asians do everything better. It's probably got some ancient Chinese magic built right in. You've got no chance.



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Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
I smell a meme.
Andrew Kauz's Destructoid Blog
I smell a stabbing. In the shower.
Occams electric toothbrush's Destructoid Blog
Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet. Hatchet.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
I was praying that your last link would be to the Vince theme music. My friend does a glorious "Vince strut" when he's loaded.

Also, the scale of these items threw me off at first. Is that a really huge Chimchar dwarfing the phone and Xbox?
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
@Char

Hell yeah, I'm quite proud of my vince strut as well. My friend and ex-tagtem partner (42 time world tag champions) used to strut the halls of our high school everyday. We were beyond cool.

And yes, the Chimchar is enormous, I won him at Six Flags: Great Escape.
Nic128's Destructoid Blog
I love the big-ass Chimchar.
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
LOL on the rotary phone! I think I still have an old one lying around somewhere here too! Those things are heavy! Good choice for a weapon... you got the weight to bang em over the head... you even have the strangulation with the cord thing!
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
@Elsa

I didn't think of the strangulation bit. You're brutal! lol
FatherChesz's Destructoid Blog
Hell yes for El Kabong. I don't know how to make a showcase of potential weapons without sounding like a serial killer.
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
Oh shit that hatchet is fuckin badass
timtheterrible's Destructoid Blog
So when will be the Day of the Great Nerd Wars?
PsychoSoldier's Destructoid Blog
If this becomes a meme, Genki's head will be mounted on my wall.
CblogRecaps's Destructoid Blog
This just became a full-blown dick waving contest.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Fire?? Hatchet?? You sir are ready to deal "super-effective" damage to any grass-based enemy you encounter.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Hmm, I've got a small arsenal myself, now that you mention it...

But I have nothing that can beat a fire summoning fire monkey.

Nothing.

Also rotary phones are the Blades of Chaos of the phone world.


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